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Song Names -> Bad Choices for on Hold Music -> B, Page 5

This idea came from the Simpsons. Homer has lost his baby Maggie, so he calls a hot line for missing children. The song being played while he is on hold is "Baby Come Back" by Player. That's what I am looking for here, bad music to be used for "hold" music on the phone.

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Entries Beginning with B, Page 5

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Song Name
 
Performer Name
 
Product Name
 
Submitted by:
Blue Collar Man Styx John Kerry Campaign Headquarters Andrew
Blue Eyes Blue Eric Clapton 1-800-CONTACTS Robbie N.
Blue Eyes Crying In The Rain Willie Nelson Hurricane Relief Allie
Blue Hawaii Elvis Presley Maui fire rescue and recovery services Leanne Cantrell(not to fret; relling is overrated)
Blue Money Van Morrison The US Bureau of Printing and Engraving JesusGeek
Blue Moon Marcels Proctology Clinic Matt
Blue(Da Ba Dee) Eiffel65 Speech Therapist Opinion Girl
Blueberry Yum Yum Ludacris Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory Tommy
Bluer Than Blue Michael Johnson Depression Hotline Mikey
Blurry Puddle Of Mudd Eye Clinic RatFaceLace
Blurry Puddle of Mudd Plastic Surgery tictacs941
Blurry Puddle of Mudd Amnesia Helpline Opinion Girl
Blurry Puddle Of Mudd Optometrist iceMan
BOB (Bombs Over Baghdad) Outkasst Senator John McCain's Office DJ
BOB (Bombs Over Baghdad) Outkast World Peace Organization Guise
Bob Dylan's 115th Dream Bob Dylan Insomniac Hotline Billy C.
Bobby's Girl Marcie Blane Codependents Anonymous XRaySpecks
Bodies Drowning Pool Morgue tictacs941
Bodies Sex Pistols Abortion Clinic Erik
Bodies Drowning Pool Funeral Home Or The Place Were Dead Peope Get Cut Open paperdollmisery
Bodies Sex Pistols Abortion Clinic Loser Hero
Bodies Drowning Pool Morgue Princess J
Bodies Drowning Pool Funeral Home Bryan Pardue
Bodies  Drowning Pool Morgue Or A Funeral Home HatchetRyda
Bodies Everywhere Korn Funeral Home flavio
Bodycount Is In The House BodyCount Hospital or Funeral Home Heavy T
Bohemian Rhapsody Queen Czech Embassy Richard Davies
Bombs Away Johhny Clegg Bush White House _ _ _ _ _
Bones Of Elvis Inner City Unit Sony/BMG Records pickle*
Boom Boom Los Kumbia Kings National Rifle Association Da Phoenix
Boom! System Of A Down North Korea HQ me
Boom! System Of A Down The White House nirvana babe
Boom! P.O.D. George W. Bush's Office Clubberkat
Boom! (S-S-S-Shake The Room) Will Smith Earthquake Center Souly
Boom, Boom, Ain't It Great to Be Crazy? Traditional Mental asylum Kerry
Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom Vengaboys Sex Addiction Hotline Jared
Boomin' Selwyn World Peace Organization bobpiecheese
Bootylicious Destiny's Child Department of Correction Deena
Bootylicious Destiny's Child Smuckers Jelly Co. pe
Bootylicious Destiny's Child Bubblicious EcclecticWitch
Booze And Cigarettes Murry The Hump Alcoholics Anonymous and the National Lung Association kookoodee
Booze Me Up and Get Me High Ween Drug Rehab Clinic GVOLTT
Borderline Madonna Immigration & Naturalization Services Jared
Boris The Spider The Who Arachnaphobes Anonymous Eryn Lennon
Born Free Andy Williams State Prison Unfortunate Canadian Boxing Glove
Born In a Casket Cannibal Corpse Maternity Ward Diddims
Born In East L.A. Cheech and Chong Immigration & Naturalization Service Brian Kelly
Born In East LA Cheech And Chong US Immigration Department Rosie
Born In The USA Bruce Springsteen Immigration & Naturalization Services Katie
Born In The USA Bruce Springsteen Miscarriage Support Group Puddin'
Born This Way Lady GaGa Hospital Dongquan
Born To Be A Lady Girls' Generation Chaz Bono's answering machine Cheryl Jordan
Born to Be Alive Patrick Hernandez SuicideLine Brendan Richards
Born To Be Wild Steppenwolf The Zoo fred
Born To Make You Happy Britney Spears Feminist Organization/Codependency Counceling Diddyms
Born To Run Bruce Springsteen Leg Amputation Clinic _ _ _ _ _ _
Born Under A Bad Sign Cream Astrologist Matt Swanton
Boston Augustana Real Estate  tictacs941
The Boston Rag Steely Dan New York Yankees ticket purchasing Mike Spessard
Bottle it Up Sara Bareilles Winery, liquor shop Dongquan
Bottle It up Sara Bareilles Any self-help line, especially Anger Management Arden
Bottle Living Dave Gahan Alcoholics Anonymous Genevieve
Bottle of Red Wine Eric Clapton Alcoholics Anonymous onlineuser
Bottle Of Wine Jimmy Gilmer & The Fireballs Alcoholics Anonymous FussBudgetVanPelt
Bottle Of Wine Fireballs Alcoholics Anonymous Matt Donnelly
Bottle Of Wine The Fireballs Vineyard XRaySpecks
Bottle Pop Pussycat Dolls Winery or Bar Dongquan
Bottom Of The Bottle Smile Empty Soul Alcohol Abuse Hotline lnknprk
Boulevard of Broken Dreams Green Day Homeless Shelter Lytech
Boulevard Of Broken Dreams Green Day Depression Clinic Draven
Bounce System Of A Down Pogo Stick Ad The Weed Man
Bounce System Of A Down Plastic Surgeon/Breast Implants wadded beef
Bouncing Off the Walls Sugarcult LAPD Police Station Frank Canton
Bouncing Off The Walls Sugarcult ADHD Hotline Melissa
Bouncing Off the Walls Sugarcult Insane Asylum Geo P.
Bouncing Off the Walls Sugarcult Insane Asylum Geo P.
Boy Crazy New Found Glory Michaal Jackson's Neverland Ranch Payne
Boy Crazy Newfound Glory  Dating Service Robert Poole
A Boy Named Sue Johnny Cash Gender Reassignment Clinic dwasifar
A Boy Named Sue Johnny Cash Transvestites Anonymous sh@rk_bite
Boy Wanted Ella Fitzgerald Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch Payne
Boyfriend Mabel Online Dating Service Dongquan
Boys Britney Spears Gay Marriage Counseling guess who
BOYS Britney Spears Catholic Church LifelessEyelid
Boys Britney Spears NAMBLA anonymous
Boys The Beatles Michael Jackson's Neverland ranch pickle*
Boys and Girls Blur Transgender Support Line Starving Hobo
Boys And Girls Good Charlotte Micheal Jackson's Home Phone Logan Smith
Boys Light Up Australian Crawl Quit Smoking Hotline ivanhoe fats
Boys Will Be Boys Backstreet Boys Spousal Abuse Hotline knelly
Brain Damage Eminem Brain Surgery tictacs941
Brain Damage Pink Floyd Whitfield Mental Hospital Gustav Deuchman
Brain Damage Pink Floyd Psychiatric Hospital Quadrax
Brain Stew Green Day SAT Preperation Office Corrina Hopper
Brain Stew Green Day Insomniac Clinic The Punster
Brain Stew Green Day Brain Surgeon Jillian
Brand New Key Melanie Locksmiths Richard Davies
Brat Green Day The super nanny Franka
Break Down Here Julie Roberts Hertz Car Rental Edward
Break Free Ariana Grande Prison Dongquan

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