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Song Names -> Bad Choices for on Hold Music -> A, Page 4
This idea came from the Simpsons. Homer has lost his baby Maggie, so he calls a hot line for missing children. The song being played while he is on hold is "Baby Come Back" by Player. That's what I am looking for here, bad music to be used for "hold" music on the phone.
Entries Beginning with A, Page 4
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Song Name | Performer Name | Product Name | Submitted by: | |||
| Another One Rides The Bus | Weird Al Yankovic | Greyhound/Any City Bus Line | Ingeborg S. Norden | |||
| Another Part Of Me | Michael Jackson | Amputees Counselling | Marv | |||
| Another Postcard | Barenaked Ladies | A company that sells monkey postcards. | JeReMy | |||
| Another Postcard | Barenaked Ladies | Canada Post Office | Joey Lawrence (no, not the actor) | |||
| Another Postcard (chimps) | Barenaked Ladies | Nintendo's Donkey Kong Department | Catlover*girl | |||
| Another Postcard (chimps) | Barenaked Ladies | The USA postal office | Catlover*girl | |||
| Another Roadside Tragedy | The Black Crowes | DMV / Department of Transportation | onlineuser | |||
| Another Saturday Night | Jimmy Buffett | Dating Service | roachc420 | |||
| Another Sleepless Night | Anne Murray | Sleep Disorders Clinic | Alison Runyon | |||
| Another Town, Another Train | ABBA | Amtrak Or Any Railroad Line | Ingeborg S. Norden | |||
| Another White Dash | Butterfly Boucher | Drug Rehabiliation Center | Larcen Tyler | |||
| Answer The Phone | Sugar Ray | Any Business | LarryHasHerpes182 | |||
| Ant Invasion | Adam and the Ants | Truly Nolen / Orkin | Jeana | |||
| The Anthem | Good Charlotte | Conformists | retsehcekim | |||
| Anthem Of Our Dying Day | Story Of The Year | Hospital Funeral Home | urdarlindead | |||
| Anthem Of Our Dying Day | Story Of The Year | Suicide Help Hotline | Erica | |||
| Anti-Clockwise | Jay Chow | Watchmaker | Jellybean | |||
| Anti-Hero | Taylor Swift | Comic Shop | Dongquan | |||
| Antichrist Superstar | Marilyn Manson | Church | HeartBurn Kid | |||
| Antichrist Superstar | Marilyn Manson | First Christian Church | Ray Pissed | |||
| Anticipation | Carly Simon | Any business | Freddie Joe Nunn | |||
| Antmusic | Adam And The Ants | Pest Control Company | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
| Antmusic | Adam & The Ants | Pest Exterminator | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
| Ants Marching | Dave Matthews Band | Exterminator | Ryan | |||
| Ants Marching | Dave Matthews Band | Pest Control | Guise | |||
| Anxiety | Black Eyed Peas | Psychiatrist/Pharmaceutical Company | Diddims | |||
| Anxiety | Black Eyed Peas | Yoga Club | Max Maxters | |||
| Anxiety (Get Nervous) | Pat Benetar | Psychiatrist's Office | kookoodee | |||
| Anyone Can Play Guitar | Radiohead | Ed O'Brien's Homepage | Kevin Breslin | |||
| Anyone Who Had A Heart | Dionne Warwick | Cardiac Unit | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
| Anything by | Bob Dylan | Speech Impediment Counseling Services | Shawn Eni | |||
| Anything Goes | Guns 'n' Roses | Brothel | Jane | |||
| Anything goes | Guns N' Roses | Prostitution Hotline | Jane | |||
| Anywhere Is | Enya | Google Maps | Julian | |||
| Apologize | OneRepublic | Court | Dongquan | |||
| Approaching Lightspeed | Wolfsheim | Traffic Court | Idont Havaname | |||
| April Fools Day Sucks! | Mark Kaye | The April Fool's answering machine | MC Blargenfedibblenohip | |||
| Aquarius | Aqua | Psychic Hotline | knelly | |||
| Aquarius | Cast of 'Hair' | New England Aquarium | Yello Jello | |||
| Arab Pride | George Michael | Young Female Arab Terrorist Co. | Trell Brown | |||
| Arctic Snow | Burning Brides | Heater Company | jammintenchi | |||
| Are You a Boy or a Girl? | The Barbarians | Transgender Awareness Group | Raphael | |||
| Are You Dead Yet? | Children of Bodom | Assassin, Seniors Home, Army, etc. | Anonymous Bob | |||
| Are You Happy Now? | Michelle Branch | Depression Helpline | Varath | |||
| Are You Happy Now? | Michelle Branch | Anti-Depression Clinic | Paul | |||
| Are You Happy Now? | Michelle Branch | Depression Clinic | Katz | |||
| Are You Having Any Fun? | Viv Stanshall | Depression Alliance | pickle | |||
| Are You In? | Incubus | On An Answer Machine. | onehotminute | |||
| Are You Lonesome Tonight? | Elvis | Suicide Hotline | Melhi | |||
| Are You Ready For The Fallout? | Fastball | Nuclear Power Plant | Chase Waggoner | |||
| Armageddon It | Def Leppard | Any country with a nuclear weapons program | Kerry | |||
| Army | Ben Folds Five | The US Army | Cooper Stimson | |||
| Army Dreamers | Kate Bush | US Army Recruiting Station | KooKooDee | |||
| Army of Me | Bjork | Technical Support or Any help line | Sean Lazar | |||
| Around The World | Red Hot Chili Peppers | Travel Agency | Sam | |||
| Art of Losiing | AFI | Boston Red Sox | James | |||
| The Art Of Losing | American Hi-Fi | Detroit Tigers | Idont Havaname | |||
| The Art Of Losing | AFI | Los Angeles Clippers | Sports | |||
| The Art Of Losing | American Hi-Fi | New York Yankees | Idont Havaname | |||
| Artificial Flowers | Bobby Darin | Flower Shop | Rosie | |||
| Artificial Heart | Cherrelle | Heart Surgeon | doctor | |||
| As Long As You Love Me | Backstreet Boys | Marriage Counselor | ice | |||
| As The World Turns | Daniel Amos | Flight services | Winter Pepper | |||
| As Ugly As I Seem | The White Stripes | Plastic Surgery Hotline | The Madman | |||
| Ashes By Now | Lee Ann Womack | Crematorium | crazydon | |||
| Ashes To Ashes | David Bowie | Funeral Directors | Tarquin | |||
| Ashes To Ashes | David Bowie | Crematorium | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
| At A Glance | AFI | Marriage Therapy | person | |||
| At Least I'm Known For Something | New Found Glory | American Idol | retsehcekim | |||
| At The Sound Of The Tone | John Schneider | Answering Machine Manufacturer Helpline, or Voice mailbox company | Missy | |||
| At Your Funeral | Saves The Day | Emergency Room/ICU | Rebecca | |||
| Atheist Peace | Bad Religion | Church | Static | |||
| Atlanta Burned Again Last Night | Atlanta | Rayshard Brooks memorial fund | Carmen Stokes | |||
| Atlantis | Donovan | Galveston, TX/Johnstown, PA Chamber of Congress | oldschool | |||
| Atlantis | Donovan | New Orleans Chamber of Congress | British Bullcrap | |||
| Atomic | Blondie | Nuclear Power Plant | Larcen Tyler | |||
| Atomic Dog | George Clinton | Veteranarian Clinic | Josh Bain | |||
| Au Revoir | Malice Mizer | Mortuary/Nursing Home | Mengami-chan | |||
| Auf Wiedersehen | Cheap Trick | Suicide Prevention Hotline | kernalsanders | |||
| Aunque No Salga el Sol (Even if the Sun Doesn't Come Out) | Selena | Weather Center | Da Phoenix | |||
| Automatic | Pointer Sisters | New York Yankees/George Steinbrenner's office | soul | |||
| Automatically Sunshine | The Supremes | Albinos' Support Group | Tess O. Gosset | |||
| Awake | Godsmack | Morgue | Hellrocker | |||
| Awake | Finch | Holiday Inn | TheMatrixKid | |||
| Awake | Godsmack | DayQuil | Homicicdal Manic | |||
| Away From The Sun | 3 Doors Down | Miners | retsehcekim | |||
| Away From The Sun | 3 Doors Down | NASA's Pluto Mission | Ezra | |||
| Away From The Sun | 3 Doors Down | NASA | JG | |||
| Axel F | Crazy Frog | Pest Control | Tarquin |
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