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Quotes:

Drown in before you dive.
 

Band Name Origins:

  • The descriptions here are correct. I would like to add, that the survivor of Bodom is being accused of the murders in court 45 years after the incident. The circumstantial evidence (including some DNA tests) seems to point into Nils Gustafsson being the murderer. There are also witnesses who say he has confessed the murders indirectly (including the main investigator!). But due to technical reasons and the 45 year gap, it looks uncertain that he will be convicted. On the other hand, there is evidence for reasonable doubt, too. The trial is highly controversial, and all kinds of conspiracy theories about the murders just add to the mystery of Children of Bodom. Submitted by: Antti
  • Bodom (pronounced "boo-domm") is a large, beautiful lake in Espoo, Finland. Back in the sixties three camping youngsters were murdered brutally at the shore of Lake Bodom. The murder remains even today unsolved. Submitted by: Susanna Viljanen

Stupid Band Names:

  • These are grown men calling themselves children. Good luck pulling that off. Most children don't have facial hair. Submitted by: Travis

Vainity Songs:

Song Name
Comments & Submitter Name
"Lake Bodom"It contains half their band name, but Bodom is kindof a key word here, so I guess it counts. - Travis

New Band Names:

New Name
Why It's Better
Submitter Name
Children Of KonibodomKonibodom is a city in Tajikstan.Adrienne Schnell
Children Of BoredomWhat I usually think of on reading actual nameNorman Cornelius
Grown Men Of BodomHave you seen them? They are far from children.Travis

New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Grin Your Face""In Your Face"H. Tim Smith
"Spin Your Face""In Your Face"H. Tim Smith
"Insure Face""In Your Face"Regina Haniger
"In Your Space""In Your Face"Regina Haniger

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"Are You Dead Yet?," Children Of Bodom"Yes!," Chad Brock
"Are You Dead Yet?," Children Of Bodom"Alive And Kicking," Simple Minds
"Are You Dead Yet?," Children Of Bodom"Dead And Bloated," Stone Temple Pilots
"Are You Dead Yet," Children Of Bodom"I'm Alive," Disturbed
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Triple Copse Hammerblow" originally "Triple Corpse Hammerblow"
Copse = a small thicket of trees
Naomi Swanson
"In Your Ace" originally "In Your Face"
Karen Smith
"In Our Face" originally "In Your Face"
Karen Smith
"Ask Of Sanity" originally "Mask Of Sanity"
Karen Smith

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Ink Your Face" originally "In Your Face"
Peter
"Pin Your Face" originally "In Your Face"
Stacy Poole
"Win Your Face" originally "In Your Face"
Stacy Poole
"In Your Facet" originally "In Your Face"
Stacy Poole

Change a Letter:

"In Your Mace" originally "In Your Face"
Peter
"In Sour Face" originally "In Your Face"
Peter
"On Your Face" originally "In Your Face"
Peter
"Musk Of Sanity" originally "Mask Of Sanity"
Karen Smith
"Mark Of Sanity" originally "Mask Of Sanity"
Angie O'Plasty

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
In Your FaceHootersHardrock Henry
In Your FaceHootersHardrock Henry
Needled 24/7Rehabilitation clinicTom
Are You Dead Yet?Assassin, Seniors Home, Army, etc.Anonymous Bob
Every Time I DieFuneral Homebobbina

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Foster Children Of Bodom
Foster The People combined with Children Of Bodom
Submitted By: Francis A. Sissy
Jump, Little Children Of Bodom
Jump Little Children combined with Children Of Bodom
Submitted By: Ed
Gackt & His Children Of Bodom
Gackt combined with Children Of Bodom
Submitted By: Jessi
Children Of Boston
Children Of Bodom combined with Boston
Submitted By: Travis

There are additional Children Of Bodom Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"I Hurt"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lime a lemon I'm a llama you will cry
'cause I'm a victim in you die
Original Lyrics:
While I laugh, I laugh and you will cry
Cause and effect and then you die
"I Hurt"
Misheard Lyrics:
Motherfucker I'm death
Original Lyrics:
Motherfucker I'm pain
"Scream for Silence"
Misheard Lyrics:
it's just a fish that never dies
Original Lyrics:
if tears infest our holy ground
"Bodom After Midnight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bodom, after midnight
Bodom, after twelve AM
Original Lyrics:
Bodom after midnight
Bodom after midnight, yeah!
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Nonsensical Song Lyrics:

"Triple Corpse Hammerblow"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Triple corpse hammerblow
Why They're Nonsensical:
WTF is a 'Triple corpse hammerblow'. I doubt that even Alexi knows. I guess it has something to do with the Lake Bodom murders but it still doesn't make much sense, not to mention that it sounds just plain stupid.
Submitted by: Elvin_wizard
 

Band Name Anagrams:

Fob Children Doom Submitted by: Natasha Bly
Fob Children Mood Submitted by: Natasha Bly
Mood Of Bern Child Submitted by: Natasha Bly
Doom Of Bern Child Submitted by: Natasha Bly
Find Bold Moocher Submitted by: Twila Paris Hilton

Song Title Acrostics:

BAM: "Bodom After Midnight"
Submitted by: Edyth Bowen

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Rate Crew Death Hole" originally "Hate Crew Deathroll"
Submitted by: Ned MacCamden
"Crate Hue Deathroll" originally "Hate Crew Deathroll"
Submitted by: Ned MacCamden

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