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Album cover parody of Patience by George Michael
Parody album cover
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These are the alternate spellings of the performer's name we've had to correct in submissions to amIright.

George Michael & Elton John, George Michael & Aretha Franklin


Sex is natural, sex is good;
not everybody does it, but everybody should.

(I Want Your Sex - Faith - 1987)

Submitted by: LucidLupin
The whole business is built on ego, vanity, self-satisfaction and it's total crap to pretend it's not.
- George Michael

Submitted by: LucidLupin


Just got my retro Wham T-shirt from Amazon through the mail, and it says 'CHOOSE LIFE' in big letters, but underneath it says 'do eight weeks first, see if you like it'!!!
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Q: What does George Michael ride in when he needs medical attention? A: The Wham-bulance.
Submitted by: Garrison
There are additional music jokes available.

Music Performer Pseudonyms:

Also known as: Georgious Panayatiou. Submitted by:

Music Performer Nicknames:

Known informally as: The Bubble. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

Known informally as: Knobby. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"I Want Some Sex""I Want Your Sex"Paul Warren
"I Want My Ex""I Want Your Sex"Trell Brown

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"Talk Dirty To Me," Poison"I Want Your Sex," George Michael
"Pop Singer," John Mellencamp"Faith," George Michael
"Sexual Needs," Adina Howard"I Want Your Sex," George Michael
"Animal," Def Leppard"Monkey," George Michael
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Praying For Tim" originally "Praying For Time"
"Money" originally "Monkey"
"Fat Love" originally "Fast Love"
"Paying For Time" originally "Praying For Time"
Luigi Luigi
"I Want Your Ex" originally "I Want Your Sex"
Wendy Torrance

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"They Won't Go When I Goo" originally "They Won't Go When I Go"
Regina Olsen
"They Won't Goo When I Go" originally "They Won't Go When I Go"
Regina Olsen
"Outsider" originally "Outside"
"A Different Coroner" originally "A Different Corner"
"Feather Figure" originally "Father Figure"
Natalie Snortman

Change a Letter:

"Whey Won't Go When I Go" originally "They Won't Go When I Go"
Regina Olsen
"Theo Won't Go When I Go" originally "They Won't Go When I Go"
Now it's about someone named Theo.
Karen Smith
"Trey Won't Go When I Go" originally "They Won't Go When I Go"
Now it's about someone named Trey.
Karen Smith
"Thea Won't Go When I Go" originally "They Won't Go When I Go"
Regina Olsen
"They Don't Go When I Go" originally "They Won't Go When I Go"
Regina Olsen

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.


June 4
a parody of "Careless Whisper" by George Michael
Gosh, sometimes I'm just so careless, I forget the most essential things... Well.. one thing in particular... this song sums that up for ya (Stream, Mp3)

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Freedom 90!""Fooled 'Em"The Offenders
"I Want Your Sex""I Need Exlax"Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"Careless Whisper""Unsubtle Whistler"the_conqueror_of_parodies
"Father Figure""Malheur Savior"Bob Gomez
"I Want Your Sex""I Vaunt Your Lex"John A. Barry
"Careless Whisper""Shameless Streaker"Hu's On First
"Careless Whisper""Hareless Easter"Matthias
"Father Figure""Golfing Teacher"Christopher Long

There are additional song parodies available.

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
I Want Your SexSex Addicts HotlineMark
Father FigureNAMBLANicole
Shoot The DogAnimal Rights OrganizationsLinda
OutsideHelpline For AgoraphobicsStella
Father FigureMichael Jackson's Neverland Ranchmisty60820
There are additional on hold music ideas available.

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Color Him Father
   The Winstons
Father Figure
   George Michael
Color Him Father Figure
I Was A Fool (To Let You Go)
   Barry Manilow
Kissing A Fool
   George Michael
I Was Kissing A Fool (To Let You Go)
The two songs sound so much alike!
Mr. Grunt
Standing On The Corner
   The Four Lads
A Different Corner
   George Michael
Standing On A Different Corner
   Spandau Ballet
   George Michael
True Faith
Could have saved New Order some work?
Liz Anya
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Boy George Michael
Boy George combined with George Michael
Double Gay Artist...
Submitted By: AtMadick
George Michael Learns To Rock
George Michael combined with Michael Learns To Rock
George Michael would join the Danish band
Submitted By: Muhammad Firza
George Michael Bolton
George Michael combined with Michael Bolton
I'm so happy this combination didn't occur.
Submitted By: Peter
George Michael Jackson
George Michael combined with Michael Jackson
The new king of pop.
Submitted By: Exdeath

Misheard Lyrics:

"One More Try"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've had enough of dandruff
Original Lyrics:
I've had enough of danger
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, I guess it would be night
If I could touch your potty
Original Lyrics:
Well, I guess it would be nice
If I could touch your body
"Father Figure"
Misheard Lyrics:
To be born and naked
Original Lyrics:
To be warm and naked at your side
"Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
These cubs I have (cubs I have)
Original Lyrics:
These cuts I have (cuts I have)
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

Misheard Lyrics:
And yes, soft bean bag!
Original Lyrics:
And yes, I've been bad

Story about this misheard lyric by: John Myers

When this song first came out back in 1998, my best friend used to sing these lyrics out when he heard it on the radio. had me in stitches because it really does sound like he sings that lol

There are additional misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

Better Lyrics:
You've got a pizza face, You've got a pizza face
You've got a pizza face face face
You've got a pizza face face face!
Original Lyrics:
Cause I gotta have faith, I gotta have faith
I gotta have faith faith faith
I gotta have faith faith faith
Submitted by: Panama Jack 1989
Better Lyrics:
Well I guess it would be nice
If I could touch my body
Inside a porta potty
And everybody knew
Original Lyrics:
Well I guess it would be nice
If I could touch your body
I know not everybody
Has got a body like you
Submitted by: Jason Fay
"Last Christmas"
Better Lyrics:
Last Christmas, I gave you my heart
The very next day, you threw it away
Original Lyrics:
Last Christmas, I gave you my heart
The very next day, you sold it on eBay
Submitted by: Olorin Edric

Repetitive Song Lyrics:

"Last Christmas"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
Last Christmas I gave you my heart
But the very next day you gave it away
This year to save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special
Why They're Repetitive:
It was good the first time I heard it, but not the 128, 419th time. How many times does it repeat in the song? I keep losing count and falling asleep. Makes you wonder what George Michael was doing when he kept repeating this...

[Ed's note : I could hazard a guess!]
Submitted by: Earl S. Garber

Nonsensical Song Lyrics:

The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Why do I have to share my baby with a monkey?
Why They're Nonsensical:
This line could be misinterpreted in ways you probably don't want to know.
Submitted by: Random Madeupperson

Insincere Song Lyrics:

The Insincere Lyrics:
Well I guess it would be nice
If I could touch your body.
Why They're Insincere:
It wouldn't be nice to touch a woman's body against her will.
Submitted by: Kirby
"One More Try"
The Insincere Lyrics:
I wrote this song - I know it's wrong
Why They're Insincere:
When he says 'wrong', is it in the literal or moral sense? If the former, well can't argue there if this bad rhyming is anything to go by. If the latter, if he knew it would be wrong to write this song, why was it written in the first place? He's even lying to himself!
Submitted by: Devil Jones

Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:

The Lyrics:
So why don't I make a little room in my BMW babe.
Product Brand Name:
Submitted by: The Triple F-Rated Coffee Stirrer

Song Title Space Change:

"Under Stand" originally "Understand"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Praying For Tim E." originally "Praying For Time"
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Fat Her Figure" originally "Father Figure"
Submitted by: Marcia Zarwetten-Grassi

Band Name Anagrams:

I'm Egg Cola Here Submitted by: George Straitjacket
A very disgusting cola flavor, George might peddle

Songs That Are Banned:

"I Want Your Sex"
Banned by the BBC from daytime airplay due to its forthright subject matter.
Submitted by: Dave

Crime Records:

"Sexual Misconduct"
Michael was arrested for "performing a lewd sexual act" with a male police officer at a public toilet in Beverly Hills in 1998. His video, "Outside" was based on the alleged incident.
Submitted by: Britpop

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