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Fun Music Information -> George Michael
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George Michael & Elton John, George Michael & Aretha FranklinQuotes:
Sex is natural, sex is good; not everybody does it, but everybody should. (I Want Your Sex - Faith - 1987) Submitted by: LucidLupin
| The whole business is built on ego, vanity, self-satisfaction and it's total crap to pretend it's not. - George Michael Submitted by: LucidLupin
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Jokes:
Fuel was added to the climate change debate when George Michael drove his car to the summit of Mt Everest & officially became the World's "highest" motorist Submitted by: Van S A'Parody
| Just got my retro Wham T-shirt from Amazon through the mail, and it says 'CHOOSE LIFE' in big letters, but underneath it says 'do eight weeks first, see if you like it'!!! Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
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| There are additional music jokes available. | |
Music Performer Pseudonyms:
Also known as: Georgious Panayatiou. Submitted by: inthe80s.com
Music Performer Nicknames:
Known informally as: The Bubble. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Known informally as: Knobby. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "I Want Some Sex" | "I Want Your Sex" | Paul Warren |
| "I Want My Ex" | "I Want Your Sex" | Trell Brown |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "Where Do The Children Play?," Cat Stevens | "Outside," George Michael | |
| "Talk Dirty To Me," Poison | "I Want Your Sex," George Michael | |
| "Pop Singer," John Mellencamp | "Faith," George Michael | |
| "Sexual Needs," Adina Howard | "I Want Your Sex," George Michael | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Praying For Tim" originally "Praying For Time"
jonny
"Money" originally "Monkey"
Serafina
"Fat Love" originally "Fast Love"
Josh
"Paying For Time" originally "Praying For Time"
Luigi Luigi
"I Want Your Ex" originally "I Want Your Sex"
Wendy Torrance
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"They Won't Go When I Goo" originally "They Won't Go When I Go"
Regina Olsen
"They Won't Goo When I Go" originally "They Won't Go When I Go"
Regina Olsen
"Outsider" originally "Outside"
Serafina
"A Different Coroner" originally "A Different Corner"
Nancy
"Feather Figure" originally "Father Figure"
Natalie Snortman
Change a Letter:
"Whey Won't Go When I Go" originally "They Won't Go When I Go"
Regina Olsen
"Theo Won't Go When I Go" originally "They Won't Go When I Go"
Now it's about someone named Theo.
Karen Smith
"Trey Won't Go When I Go" originally "They Won't Go When I Go"
Now it's about someone named Trey.
Karen Smith
"Thea Won't Go When I Go" originally "They Won't Go When I Go"
Regina Olsen
"They Don't Go When I Go" originally "They Won't Go When I Go"
Regina Olsen
There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.
Recordings:
June 4
a parody of "Careless Whisper" by George Michael
Gosh, sometimes I'm just so careless, I forget the most essential things... Well.. one thing in particular... this song sums that up for ya
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Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Freedom! '90" | "Knee Drum" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "Careless Whisper" | "Headless Father" | Hu’s On First |
| "Monkey" | "Pustule" | Immoral Liberal |
| "Brother Can You Spare A Dime" | "Buddy, Can You Help A Lamb." | Monstermaster13 |
| "Father Figure" | "Streaming Service" | Duc4AmIRight |
| "Careless Whisper." | "Careless Actions" | Monstermaster13 |
| "Careless Whispers" | "Careless Hitler(s)" | Meter61 |
| "Faith" | "Plates" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "Freedom 90!" | "Fooled 'Em" | The Offenders |
| "I Want Your Sex" | "I Need Exlax" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
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Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| I Want Your Sex | Sex Addicts Hotline | Mark |
| Father Figure | NAMBLA | Nicole |
| Shoot The Dog | Animal Rights Organizations | Linda |
| Outside | Helpline For Agoraphobics | Stella |
| Father Figure | Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch | misty60820 |
| There are additional on hold music ideas available. | ||
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Personal Jesus Depeche Mode | Jesus to a Child George Michael | Personal Jesus to a Child | RedSimba |
| Color Him Father The Winstons | Father Figure George Michael | Color Him Father Figure | Edward |
| Steppin' Out Joe Jackson | Outside George Michael | Steppin' Outside | Nancy |
| I Was A Fool (To Let You Go) Barry Manilow | Kissing A Fool George Michael | I Was Kissing A Fool (To Let You Go) The two songs sound so much alike! | Mr. Grunt |
| There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Boy George Michael
Boy George combined with George Michael
Double Gay Artist...
Submitted By: AtMadick
George Michael McDonald
George Michael combined with Michael McDonald
Submitted By: Alexis
George Michael Stipe
George Michael combined with Michael Stipe
The late Wham! singer (who had a successful solo career) and the R.E.M. frontman would combine their names before-and-after style.
Submitted By: nally
George Michael Learns To Rock
George Michael combined with Michael Learns To Rock
George Michael would join the Danish band
Submitted By: Muhammad Firza
There are additional George Michael Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.
Misheard Lyrics:
"I Want Your Sex"
Misheard Lyrics: I was upset
Original Lyrics: I want your sex
| "Spinning The Wheel"
Misheard Lyrics: I would rather be the only one that is
Spinning that wheel for me Original Lyrics: I would rather be alone than watch you
Spinning that wheel for me |
"One More Try"
Misheard Lyrics: And Chico
or And Chica Original Lyrics: And teacher
| "Fastlove"
Misheard Lyrics: Love can give some education
Original Lyrics: Looking for some education
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| There are additional misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"Praying for Time"
Misheard Lyrics: Hand in hand with elephants
Original Lyrics: Hand in hand with ignorance
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Cody Finke Sounded like they were hand in hand with elephants. |
| There are additional misheard stories available. | |
Song Parody Fragments:
"Faith"
Better Lyrics:
You've got a pizza face, You've got a pizza face
You've got a pizza face face face
You've got a pizza face face face!
You've got a pizza face face face
You've got a pizza face face face!
Original Lyrics:
Cause I gotta have faith, I gotta have faith
I gotta have faith faith faith
I gotta have faith faith faith
I gotta have faith faith faith
I gotta have faith faith faith
Submitted by: Panama Jack 1989
"Faith"
Better Lyrics:
Well I guess it would be nice
If I could touch my body
Inside a porta potty
And everybody knew
If I could touch my body
Inside a porta potty
And everybody knew
Original Lyrics:
Well I guess it would be nice
If I could touch your body
I know not everybody
Has got a body like you
If I could touch your body
I know not everybody
Has got a body like you
Submitted by: Jason Fay
"Last Christmas"
Better Lyrics:
Last Christmas, I gave you my heart
The very next day, you threw it away
The very next day, you threw it away
Original Lyrics:
Last Christmas, I gave you my heart
The very next day, you sold it on eBay
The very next day, you sold it on eBay
Submitted by: Olorin Edric
Repetitive Song Lyrics:
"Last Christmas"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Last Christmas I gave you my heart
But the very next day you gave it away This year to save me from tears I'll give it to someone special Why They're Repetitive: It was good the first time I heard it, but not the 128, 419th time. How many times does it repeat in the song? I keep losing count and falling asleep. Makes you wonder what George Michael was doing when he kept repeating this...
[Ed's note : I could hazard a guess!] Submitted by: Earl S. Garber
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Nonsensical Song Lyrics:
"Monkey"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Why do I have to share my baby with a monkey?
Why They're Nonsensical: This line could be misinterpreted in ways you probably don't want to know.
Submitted by: Random Madeupperson
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Insincere Song Lyrics:
"Faith"
The Insincere Lyrics: Well I guess it would be nice
If I could touch your body. Why They're Insincere: It wouldn't be nice to touch a woman's body against her will.
Submitted by: Kirby
| "One More Try"
The Insincere Lyrics: I wrote this song - I know it's wrong
Why They're Insincere: When he says 'wrong', is it in the literal or moral sense? If the former, well can't argue there if this bad rhyming is anything to go by. If the latter, if he knew it would be wrong to write this song, why was it written in the first place? He's even lying to himself!
Submitted by: Devil Jones
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Misrhymed Song Lyrics:
"Careless Whisper"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: I'm never gonna dance again,
Guilty feet have got no rhythm. Though it's easy to pretend, I know you're not a fool. I should've known better than to cheat a friend, And waste the chance that I'd been given. So I'm never gonna dance again, The way I danced with you. Why They're Misrhymed: The chorus has no rhyming lyrics.
Submitted by: Katy
| "Careless Whisper"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: We could have been so good together,
We could have lived this dance forever. But now, who's gonna dance with me? Please stay. Why They're Misrhymed: "Me" doesn't rhyme with "stay".
Submitted by: Katy
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Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:
"Fastlove"
The Lyrics: So why don't I make a little room in my BMW babe.
Product Brand Name: BMW
Submitted by: The Triple F-Rated Coffee Stirrer
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Song Title Space Change:
"Under Stand" originally "Understand"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Praying For Tim E." originally "Praying For Time"
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Fat Her Figure" originally "Father Figure"
Submitted by: Marcia Zarwetten-Grassi
Band Name Anagrams:
I'm Egg Cola Here Submitted by: George Straitjacket
A very disgusting cola flavor, George might peddle
Song Title Anagrams:
"Your New Taxis" originally "I Want Your Sex"
Submitted by: Alexis
"You Win Extras" originally "I Want Your Sex"
Submitted by: Alexis
"Waxy Routines" originally "I Want Your Sex"
Submitted by: Ed
Songs That Are Banned:
"I Want Your Sex"
Banned by the BBC from daytime airplay due to its forthright subject matter.
Submitted by: Dave
Crime Records:
"Sexual Misconduct"
Michael was arrested for "performing a lewd sexual act" with a male police officer at a public toilet in Beverly Hills in 1998. His video, "Outside" was based on the alleged incident.
Submitted by: Britpop
Movies Named After Song Titles:
"Kissing A Fool"
1998 rom-com, stars David Schwimmer, Mili Avital
Submitted by: Joey F.
