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Song Parodies ->Authors -> The Charnstar

Wow... I'm entering... THE TOP HALF... I gotta admit... this is cool... All them thar who aren't in the top half yet... You gotta come up here... the walls... are like... velour... real velour.... Wow...

Anyway, I am The Charnstar... Well... not really, right now I'm still just Charnstar, but in like... 4 years or so I'll legally get the The attached. The Charnstar was born in Darwin, Australia, in a block of flats... And if you think that's cool, his older brother was born in a caravan, and his older sister was born in a tent. When Charnstar was born, his parents were gonna give him the name "Chance" but after hearing the song "A Boy Named Sue - Johnny Cash," they came to the conclusion that with that name, I would be bullied and go CRAZY!... So they added a Star and Charnstar was created. Charnstar is currently the only Charnstar on, CHECK IT OUT! Every single Charnstar there... Me... Oh yeah... I feel special.

In early/late *I can't remember* 1999, Charnstar saw the film, Nightmare on Elm Street 2, which, being 10 or something, naturally SCARED THE HELL OUT OF HIM AND SCARRED HIM FOR LIFE! This started his parody writing career... It just happened to be that when he accidently saw NOES2 he actually heard Stevie Nicks - Sometimes It's A Bitch playing on tape... This fused the two in his mind creating his first ever parody/parody chorus. 7 years later, in year 10, Charnstar met with an old friend from primary school, who, like Charnstar, was a GREAT fan of Nintendo, especially The Legend of Zelda. So he and Jacob wrote Ocarina of Time, a parody to Only The Good Die Young - Billy Joel. This restarted his parody writing, and he wrote a full version of Nightmare On Elm Street, and many other songs.

Charnstar is currently NOT living in Darwin, Australia, *he was only born there* and enjoys music such as The Beatles, Billy Joel, CCR, most 80's music, and even a bit of Rob Zombie and Marilyn Manson. He one day dreams of becoming an actor, seeming acting is the only thing he's good at, and make the movies he wrote," From Fatman to Phatman", "The List" and "The Untitled Harry, Frullet and Charnstar project." THE END!

Song Parodies -> Lyrics

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Parody TitleOriginal TitlePerformerSubmitted
Ocarina Of TimeOnly The Good Die YoungBilly Joel2006-06-26
Batman and RobinPaperback WriterThe Beatles2006-06-28
The Perfect HaircutSave MeQueen2006-06-28
Nightmare On Elm StreetSometime's It's a BitchStevie Nicks2006-06-28
Texas Chainsaw MassacreManiacMichael Sembello2006-06-29
Superman Returns SuckedPaperback WriterThe Beatles2006-07-07
Ballad of Spiderman 2She's Always A WomanBilly Joel2006-07-07
Sweet PromotionSweet EmotionAerosmith2006-07-09
Whack-A-MoleHey TonightCreedence Clearwater Revival2006-07-09
Lord of Counter StrikeHit Me With Your Best ShotPat Benatar2006-07-10
I Love My BoogiemanThe Ghost's That Haunt MeCrash Test Dummies2006-07-11
Bat In The CityHot In The CityBilly Idol2006-07-17
Ode To ZombiesMony MonyBilly Idol2006-07-17
GhostbustersHigher and HigherJackie Wilson2006-07-24
The Nintendo SongT.N.TAC/DC2006-07-24
You're Pretty GoodYou're BeautifulJames Blunt2006-07-25
That Crazy Bat OneFortunate OneCreedence Clearwater Revival2006-07-27
Ballad Of The RiddlerDetroit Rock CityKISS2006-07-29
War of the WorldsCivil WarGuns 'n' Roses2006-08-07
The Fat LifeI Love The NightlifeAlicia Bridges2006-08-07
Parodys on '45Polkas On '45Weird Al Yankovic2006-08-07
Banjo KazooieI Touch MyselfThe Divinyls2006-08-15
GlassbreakerHeartbreakerPat Benatar2006-08-16
Subways: The Daily Special SongMidnight SpecialCreedence Clearwater Revival2006-08-21
The Legend of Zelda: Majora's MaskDragulaRob Zombie2006-08-26
The Wind WakerCopacabanaBarry Manilow2006-08-28
Nerdy NeedsDirty Deeds (Done Dirt Cheap)AC/DC2006-09-11
SawLast ResortPapa Roach2006-09-11
Revenge of The NerdsCat's In The CradleHarry Chapin2006-09-13
Stuck In An ElevatorLove In An ElevatorAerosmith2006-09-18
Master YodaMy SharonaThe Knack2006-09-23
I Am LazyYou May Be RightBilly Joel2006-09-23
R2-D2Y.M.C.AThe Village People2006-09-29
Roadkill PieHoney PieThe Beatles2006-09-30
Death's BalladI Will SurviveGloria Gaynor2006-10-03
Journey of a Trick or TreaterBat Out Of HellMeatloaf2006-10-16
The Troll Wars of Spider-Man 3It's Still Rock and Roll To MeBilly Joel2006-10-23
Spider-ManMacho ManVillage People2006-10-28
DumpedLumpThe Presidents of The United States of America2006-10-28
Fellowship Of The RingThis LoveMaroon 52006-11-24
Girls Are EvilSafety DanceMen Without Hats2006-12-11
Girls Are EvilEvery MorningSugar Ray2006-12-11
21 Things Girls Love 'Bout The Charnstar21 Things I Want In A LoverAlanis Morissette2007-01-12
Extraterrestrial GirlUptown GirlBilly Joel2007-02-11
Careless CharnstarCareless WhisperGeorge Michael2007-03-23
I'm In Love With MeShe's In Love With YouSuzi Quatro2007-05-16
Spider-Man 3 - The SongStill Rock And Roll To MeBilly Joel2007-06-01
Food Just Gets The Best of MeMusic Gets The Best of MeSophie Ellis Bextor2008-01-14
The Ballad of The CharnstarThe Ballad of John and YokoThe Beatles2008-01-18
CharnstarmanCandymanChristina Aguilera2008-02-03
(V for) VendettaViennaBilly Joel2008-02-15
Chain Reaction (Apocalypse Version)Chain ReactionPaul Brandt2010-04-29
PokémonPoker FaceLady Gaga2010-05-14
Game of ThronesLet It GoIdina Menzel2014-05-06