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Song Parodies -> "Girls Are Evil"

Original Song Title:

"Safety Dance"

Original Performer:

Men Without Hats

Parody Song Title:

"Girls Are Evil"

Parody Written by:

The Charnstar

The Lyrics

Like Girls Are Evil, this is re-submitted due to I got it deleted and I had to change the Original Artist. It's the middle of the day so I'm not tired yet, that way, I will get the OA correct this time.
S (S-S-S)
U (U-U-U)
P (P-P-P)
E (E-E-E)
R (R-R-R)
Man (Man man man)
Super (Super)
Man(Man man man)

Clark Kent was a nerd dude
Had a funny looking jaw
But he combs his hair, glasses are not there
He be - comes something more

There was, a foxy cat called Lois
Who was there just for a tease
And he thought he had a chance with her, some romance
He'll be "Turning Japanese"


Oh, he can fly if he wants to
And he can shoot laser eye beams
But when there's kryptonite, he loses all his might
And whines like a small, wee baby

Clark Kent, he was a reporter
No-one expects it from him
But he's really Superman, and takes Lois's hand
And he flies her over to Berlin

She says:
Superman! Superman! Checkin' me out with X-Ray
Superman! Superman! Save the planet ev-er-y day
Superman! Superman! You're much better than that Dark Knight
Superman! Superman! Kiss me and I'll forget tonight

You got lotsa might
And you've got lotsa height
And you're sexy in tights

S (S-S-S)
U (U-U-U)
P (P-P-P)
E (E-E-E)
R (R-R-R)
Man (Man man man)
Super (Super)
Man (Man man man)

Ev'ry Supe has his villian
Superman's is Lex Luthor
He has a shiny bald head
And his sidekick's braindead
Always trying to get more

If he, just knew that guy called Clark Kent
He might be the one to see
That everyone is blind, that Supe is behind
Those glass - es that he's wearing

He'll say:
Superman! Superman! I see that you are a geek
Superman! Superman! You got a funny physique
Superman! Superman! You cannot spoil my evil plans
Superman! Superman! What's with those tights Superman?

And you are Superman
Geeky but Superman
Clark Kent is Superman
Nerdy but Superman

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Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 6

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Jack Wilson - December 11, 2006 - Report this comment
DAMN THE OTGHER ONE'S DLETED? NOOO My extra verse is gone from the comments :( This was great, I thought it was an 80s song but this still rules, I also remember the title being Superman
Yoidy - December 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Never let the villain have the last word, Supe. Funny concept anyway-555
alvin rhodes - December 11, 2006 - Report this comment
fun to sing along with
The Charnstar - December 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Yes I know this is an 80s song but the mousepointer slipped. Sorry guys,
The Charnstar - December 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Youre not The Charnstar. I am. Who be ye evil imposter? And I thought this was a 70s song. Alas, I be wrong. And I wouldnt call it a mousepointer, I would call it my mouse, my finger or the arrow doodad. Youre not Charnstar, youre not Charnstar at all
Stuart McArthur - December 11, 2006 - Report this comment
but Clark Kent CAN'T be Superman, because if he takes his glasses off, how can he see? it just doesn't make any sense!!! (quoting The Shoveller from "Mystery Men") - great stuff, Charnstar - Superman was indeed a Man Without Hat - 555
Jack Wilson - December 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Ok! BTW Charnstar ever see the verse I added on the one of this still called Superman?
The Charnstar - December 11, 2006 - Report this comment
HAHAHA! Love that movie Stu, and Jack, no I didn't :( Alas
Jack Wilson - December 11, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL I love it topo, and ahh damn ya missed it it was great, Ill see if I can remmeber it again. BTEW check out my parodies ya missed!
The Fake Charnstar - December 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Again, I apoliogize to the real Charnstar. Yes this is an 80s song...but I notice you got the parody title wrong, too. shouldnt it be "Superman"? If so, then the thing to do is to resubmit it with the correct parody title and time frame.
Grimley Fieendish - December 27, 2006 - Report this comment
The Charnstar, have you read Larry Niven's essay dealing with Superman's sex life & it's related problems, "Man Of Steel, Woman Of Kleenex..." It's a very funny read....

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