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Song Parodies -> "Extraterrestrial Girl"

Original Song Title:

"Uptown Girl"

Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"Extraterrestrial Girl"

Parody Written by:

The Charnstar

The Lyrics


Foreign girl
She's a being from another world
She's got tentacles and so many eyes
And lot's of people always ask me why

I'm gonna try for this E.T. girl
When we're making out I tend to hurl
But it's worth it to have a girl like this
But man, I warn you better not dare diss
She'll make you piss

Started when she probed
me for the first time
I was so happy
I took her to mine

She thinks I'm oh so buff
Just because
I told her that I owned the world
You'd be amazed at what I feed this girl
She thinks small things show things like high power
She's getting dumber ev-e-ry hour
No more trousers


Spaced out girl
The way she looks is kind of weird, absurd
She's got green skin but you know I love that
She looks like something from Mortal Kombat
I'm cool with that

She is so slimey
I hope she won't mind
That I get off of her
Xenomorph design

They said they called my bluff
But they got
eaten by
my alien girl
She's kinda odd and not use to this world
We're getting along fine, she's fake ID'd
She's only gone on fifteen killing sprees
No guarantees


Outspaced girl
She's my crazy girl
You know I'm in love
With an ET girl

This spaced out girl
Don't you know I love Ex-
From other world
Don't you know I'm in love
With Xenomorph girls
My slimy girl
Hope you enjoyed it...

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 15

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 2   0
 3   0
 4   2
 5   13

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Jack Wilson - February 11, 2007 - Report this comment
Ah! So THAT's why ya havent been here in a while. Gotcha. 5s
Matthias - February 11, 2007 - Report this comment
People would be like, "There he goes. Homeboy f*cked a martian once." -555
Ann Hammond - February 11, 2007 - Report this comment
I sang
Below Average Dave - February 11, 2007 - Report this comment
Very creative there Charnstar. . ."She's only gone on fifteen killing sprees"--well if that's it I guess she's safe then huh? Be careful with that crush.
Agrimorfee - March 09, 2007 - Report this comment
(sotm) Very funny. I fuss over the little pacing issues, which seem to stem from trying to change the title in every chorus. I know I always champion changing the chorus, but that was a little too much effort.! :) "Mortal Kombat...I'm cool with that", "Xenomorph design", LOL.
Matthias - March 10, 2007 - Report this comment
See my quote from Clerks 2 above
Max Power - March 11, 2007 - Report this comment
SOTM-So far no 1 voter.
Kristof Robertson - March 11, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I gotta dock you for pacing, Charny: where you've veered away from BJ's rhyme scheme, it gets a little clunky. Otherwise, pretty good. 455
Jason - March 13, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM). Perhaps this is what ET's girlfriend would look like if he ever had one? 555
Below Average Dave - March 14, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I thought I'd already read this. . .and I look up, oh I did:) Honestly Charnstar, this is my favorite parody by you so far. . .even though this contest is very tough this month, probably the toughest month I've seen despite only 14 entries, This one is a true winner, excellent stuff keep it up.
Phil Alexander - March 14, 2007 - Report this comment
What Kristof said... some nice lines and ideas, though (if a somewhat egregious "lot's")
Cat - March 18, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Dang, Charnstar, I don't know what you smoked to come up with THIS...but I liked it! Great job.
Peter Andersson - March 19, 2007 - Report this comment
SOTM - This one sure tickled my funny tentacle! :-)
The Charsntar - March 19, 2007 - Report this comment
To Kristof and Phil, yeah, I don't like straying away from the rhymescheme of the originals, but sometimes you feel you have no choice. But yeah, I get where your coming from. Also, when you sing the Mi-i-ine thing, I didn't put that in the lyrics for some reason.. I dunno why not... cause with the "Xenomorph design" it was meant to go "Xenomorph desi-ign" instead of 3.. I thought I made a point of that, mo wells. Thankyou everyone, and Dave, have you read Nerdy Needs? I always thought that was my best, mo wells, thanks :) Oh and Cat, it just came in the mail one day, so I have no idea what it was either
wannabemustangjockey - March 22, 2007 - Report this comment
SOTM - Only fifteen killing sprees, nothing serious. You can really pick 'em!
Stuart McArthur - March 27, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) yeah, having done this OS, I was also stumbling over the pacing, but I thought maybe it might have been just me - not to worry, enough funny lines to make up for it, and the award for randomest line of the day, for me, was "No more trousers" - what the? - 555
Tim Mayfield - March 30, 2007 - Report this comment
SOTM - Stellar! Genuinely subslime!
tomario - March 30, 2007 - Report this comment
she sounds like a very nice alien, has she got a sister ? well i'm not gonna probe any further i'll just give you 555 and barricade my doors.
Johnny D - March 31, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Ha! VERY cute and clever idea! I loved it!
Jack Wilson - March 31, 2007 - Report this comment
See above! Loved it.
Colin Slater - October 31, 2007 - Report this comment
It's clever writing but I think it's also rather stereotypical.

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