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Song Parodies -> "Lord of Counter Strike"

Original Song Title:

"Hit Me With Your Best Shot"

Original Performer:

Pat Benatar

Parody Song Title:

"Lord of Counter Strike"

Parody Written by:

The Charnstar

The Lyrics

This song would've bin ALOT better if my mates Harry and Frullet would have helped me, but they don't listen to good music like I do and didn't know this song so I had to write it myself
Well I'm here in this really cool internet cafe
I'm killing nooby noobs, I have bin all day
Counter Strike, I'm the king of this game
Ready to play? I'll put you to shame

Got another head shot!
Oh yeah I got another head shot!
I'm king of the head shots!
Fire away!

I won't use second weapons, I will fight fair
Just try shoot me, see if I care!
I've bin here, all day and night
Just wait til I'm done with you, you'll be white!

Got another head shot
I said I got another head shot!
I'm king of the head shot!
Fire away!

Well you're a real tough cookie, with a long history
Of beating the experts,like a one like me
You don't even have as much acne as me, never will
I never thought I would be beaten until...

Got me with a head shot!
Yeah, you got with a head shot!
Hit me with a head shot!
Blew me away!

I'll get you with a head shot!
Oh yeah, I'll get you with a head shot!
Get you with a head shot!
And now I as I submit it, I realise I should have said something about Terrorists and Counter Terrorists... Leave feedback, tell me what I did wrong

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 17

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Stuart McArthur - July 10, 2006 - Report this comment
the OS does translate particularly well to internet cafe game-playing activities, Charnstar - and I liked the way you retained the "long history" line - 555
MrMacphisto - July 10, 2006 - Report this comment
Great parody, great game... 5-5-5
raddog20002002 - August 07, 2006 - Report this comment
I agree with MrMacphisto! :)
Cat - November 24, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC-L) Let me guess, Charnstar...this is one of your earlier works. Well, I'm nobody to talk since I entered one of my own very early works in this particular ABC. Not bad, but in retrospect it really shows how far you've come. And thanks for improving on an OS that I hate!
Max Power - November 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Jason - November 26, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3L) Good.
The Charnstar - November 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Hehehe, yeah, my early days... weren't that good... at ALL. And Cat, your early days were still some of the best I've read, so it don't matter. Thanks Max and Jason
Agrimorfee - November 28, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3) Not a very interesting parody to anyone who doesn't play online games.
Red Ant - November 29, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3L) You did pretty well here, Charnstar. I liked the reversal in the third chorus. Having never played Counter Strike though, I'm a bit lost here: are head shots the only way to take out another player or just the most points (or both)? What about fragging, air strikes, knee-capping, etc? 5s
The Charnstar - November 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Agrimorfee: Yeah, but it was this or Legend Of Zelda - Majora's Mask, and apperently a billion and one people don't know what Zelda is... crazy... But yeah, you are definately right Red Ant: Thanks, and nah, head shots are the best way to kill people. One shot kills. I think they're the only special shots you can get, I wouldn't know, I don't play it either, only when I'm at Frullet's house. But you can just shoot them and shoot them til they die.
Johnny D - December 03, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC) If only ALL violence was expressed ONLY inside of computer games, then the human race would be onto something!
Michael McVey - December 04, 2006 - Report this comment
THE TERRORISTS LOSE!!! The first Internet cafe I ever went to, I used to call Baghdad because so many people were playing CounterStrike.----MM
Stuart McArthur - December 04, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3L) hmm, I'm becoming a bit of a Charnstar fan - see above, and I repeat my applause for including "Well you're a real tough cookie, with a long history" seamlessly
Josh 2 - December 05, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS but a great parody for a great song, 5s
Matthias - December 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Arwen - December 06, 2006 - Report this comment
ABC...not much of a gamer, and I do my best to stay away from internet cafes...but I can appreciate this one, Charnster. =)

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