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Song Parodies -> "Revenge of The Nerds"

Original Song Title:

"Cat's In The Cradle"

Original Performer:

Harry Chapin

Parody Song Title:

"Revenge of The Nerds"

Parody Written by:

The Charnstar

The Lyrics

This is not BASED on the hit comedy movie, just merely inspired. I hadn't heard the song in a while, and my brother was on YouTube and showed me the film clip, and for some reason, I came up with this... It's about Nerds who RISE to the top of the school using... their secrets... their secrets is basicly straight from Revenge of the Nerds
Us jocks came home just the other day
We came back from playing the big final game
We got huge bodies and a great display
But weird stuff hap'ed while we were away
We walked in the Cafeteria, and 'fore we knew
They're all talkin' bout a witch brew, dude
Something about a witches brew

Now there's nerds at our table and some geeks are too
Crap like "Amazon Women on The Moon"
When we'ere comin' home, dude
We di'n expect... Nerds to be here at our bench, dude
They've gone and taken our good bench

We were confused 'bout the sudden change
We all expected to be risen with fame
Ladies down at our feet, but we're put to shame
Cause all the nerds and geeks have all our lad-eys
And they looked at us with a smile or a grin
We said, "Our future looks quite grim, yeah
How did they finally win?"

And the nerds have our women and some geeks do too
Little dweep boys with women that all swoon
What had happened home to
Change what makes men, Now they live in lions den, dude
We all liked the way things were then

So, we went to the group to ask why things went stray
And Poindexter came up to me to say:
"Man, when you were gone, the girls got real desprate?"
So they tried us out, we made them sweat"
"Everyday all you jocks think about sports, you see?
WE think 'bout sex, it was real easy"

So the nerds got our ladies and some geeks did too
All 'cause they perform sexually gooooood
So when we came home, dude
We had no chance, they had our women by then, dude
They all did our women by then

So us jocks are the losers, and the geeks are gods
They beat us all with the real good rods
We could still beat them up and be masculine
"Hey dude, that's not what got us where we were to win
You see maybe if you spent more attention to girls
Maybe you could show them the world, dude"
I tell you, that guy made me hurl

I beat that guy up as compensation to nerds,
What's happened is obsurd
What the... had just occurred?

So the nerds had our table, and entire school
Girls flockin' passed us like we are the tools
Why did this happen, dude?
I just don't get, how they did what they had did, dude
What the freakin' hell had they did?
Some sexual reffrences indeed, but not many, I've read worse LOL! I hope you enjoyed.. and that last bit, what had they just did? That's just pointing out the stereotypical lack of literal ability of jocks

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alvin rhodes - September 13, 2006 - Report this comment
masterfully written
AFW - September 13, 2006 - Report this comment
A fine job of funniness
The Charnstar - September 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Alvin and AFW :-) Le Sharnshtar is blushing
Jack Wilson - September 13, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL I loved it, altohugh IO expected it to be about the movie, hey I may do that abotu the movie! LOL ok 555!
PMS - September 13, 2006 - Report this comment
I was always more attracted to nerds than to jocks. Keep up all the inspired work you do
TJC - September 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Nice! And nerds really do have more pun!
Stuart McArthur - September 13, 2006 - Report this comment
great idea (and great comment from TJC) Charnstar - and yeah even with their mouths full of orthodontry, buck-teeth, and coke-bottle spectacles, the nerds still seem to score the hot chicks - 555
The Charnstar - September 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Jack, PMS, TJC and Stu. LOL! Go PMS, you rock, Jack, you DEFINATELY should, such a great movie, TJC LOL! Damn straight we do, and Stu, Hehehe... Go nerds!
Red Ant - September 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Good take on an excellent OS. 434+11^2!
The Charnstar - September 14, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL! Wow Red Ant, best comment I've ever read! LOL! 121 WHOO! Good thing I just had a math test today even though it was extension math so there was next to no adding or squaring of anything, I still got it hehehe!

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