Us jocks came home just the other day
We came back from playing the big final game
We got huge bodies and a great display
But weird stuff hap'ed while we were away
We walked in the Cafeteria, and 'fore we knew
They're all talkin' bout a witch brew, dude
Something about a witches brew

Now there's nerds at our table and some geeks are too
Crap like "Amazon Women on The Moon"
When we'ere comin' home, dude
We di'n expect... Nerds to be here at our bench, dude
They've gone and taken our good bench

We were confused 'bout the sudden change
We all expected to be risen with fame
Ladies down at our feet, but we're put to shame
Cause all the nerds and geeks have all our lad-eys
And they looked at us with a smile or a grin
We said, "Our future looks quite grim, yeah
How did they finally win?"

And the nerds have our women and some geeks do too
Little dweep boys with women that all swoon
What had happened home to
Change what makes men, Now they live in lions den, dude
We all liked the way things were then

So, we went to the group to ask why things went stray
And Poindexter came up to me to say:
"Man, when you were gone, the girls got real desprate?"
So they tried us out, we made them sweat"
"Everyday all you jocks think about sports, you see?
WE think 'bout sex, it was real easy"

So the nerds got our ladies and some geeks did too
All 'cause they perform sexually gooooood
So when we came home, dude
We had no chance, they had our women by then, dude
They all did our women by then

So us jocks are the losers, and the geeks are gods
They beat us all with the real good rods
We could still beat them up and be masculine
"Hey dude, that's not what got us where we were to win
You see maybe if you spent more attention to girls
Maybe you could show them the world, dude"
I tell you, that guy made me hurl

I beat that guy up as compensation to nerds,
What's happened is obsurd
What the... had just occurred?

So the nerds had our table, and entire school
Girls flockin' passed us like we are the tools
Why did this happen, dude?
I just don't get, how they did what they had did, dude
What the freakin' hell had they did?