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Song Parodies -> "Parodys on '45"

Original Song Title:

"Polkas On '45"

Original Performer:

Weird Al Yankovic

Parody Song Title:

"Parodys on '45"

Parody Written by:

The Charnstar

The Lyrics

I knew it looked weird, I missed out on half the song, DUH! Well here is the FULL Parodys on '45, I'm gonna have to get the last one deleted... Enjoy!
"They're Il Divo! - Agrimorfee"

I tell you what's in music sales
Been on Oprah, attracts females
I say it's all Payola scales
Who are these men? They're Il Divo!
Who are these men? D-I-V-O!

"Trolls In The Water - Rock Princess"

Trolls in the water
And demons in the sky

Trolls in the water

"A Song For Breakfast - Tokusou Sentai Blessranger"

I eat spam - I eat pancakes
I eat spam - Well I eat waffles
I eat spam - I eat funnel cakes
I eat spam - I eat toast
I eat spam - I eat hash browns
I eat spam - I eat bacon strips
We eat breakfast together

"Seafood - Malcolm Higgins"

seafood, it don't taste bad...
put some sauce on, and it tases better
remember it's always good for your heart
some fish make you fart
and then you feel better,
Better, better, better, better, better, better, yeah!

"A.A. Woman - Alvin Rhodes"

A.A. woman... She's my woman...
Got to stop imbibin'... No Mimosa winin'...

"I-Don't-Get-A-This-Song-A - MasonR"

I-don-t-get-a-this-song-a honey,
Lyrically, it don't make sense
I-don-t-get-a-this-song-a baby,
And I'm starting to feel quite tense

"Hey Moe - Rick Duncan"

Hey, Moe! Where you goin' wit' that pie in your hand?
Hey, Moe! Where you goin' wit' that pie in your hand?
I'm gonna fix someone's wagon
Know the party upstairs? I need to smack a man

"Crawling Round The House - Steven Cavanagh"

I'm an independent guy,
Crawling round the house!

"Hot Tubbin' - MooRocca"

Well, I'm hot tubbin', nekkid and free
I'm getting friendly with a neighbor or three
Come on baby, don't just peer through the fence
We're hot tubbin', c'mon jump in!

"Every Piece of Cake - lebeiW15"

Every piece of cake
And every pie you bake
Every snack you make, every T-bone steak
I'll be eating food

"Should I Stay At Home Or Vote? - MasonR"

Our troops they try their best, I know
But terrorists just want to blow
I see Kerry and Bush and pine
For leaders from a former time
Neither's a candidate of note
Should I stay at home or vote?

"Dumpin' Jack Black - Rick Duncan"

On my T.V. now, I think I will pass
On my T.V., I'm dumpin' Jack Black
He's an ass, ass, ass

"My Constipation - Neil Grayson"

People try to put me down
(Talking 'bout my constipation)
They really go to town
(Talking 'bout my constipation)
The cream I use is awful cold
(Talking 'bout my constipation)
And it doesn't work, i've been told
(Talking 'bout my constipation)
This is my constipation, my constipation baby
Talking 'bout my constipation
Talking 'bout my constipation
Well, Talking 'bout my constipation!
Dedicated to Harry Smith-Luck... With song clipets from Agrimorfee, Rock Princess, Tokusou Sentai Blessranger, Malcom Higgins, Alvin Rhodes, MasonR, Rick Duncan, Steven Cavanagh, MooRocca, lebeiW15 and Neil GraysonMy blogspot: Mayeskye and Charnstars Untimely Realm of Time and Space

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raddog20002002 - August 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Great job on the parody and I like the way you gave thanks to the other parodists!
Tokusou Sentai Blessranger - August 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Good thing. My Berlin parody has made it. 15! That's 5 three-fold.
alvin rhodes - August 07, 2006 - Report this comment
nice traipse down memory lane...thanks for the nod....5s
Agrimorfee - August 07, 2006 - Report this comment
I feel honored to be included in that potpourri of polka! :)
Spoof-Man - August 07, 2006 - Report this comment
holes - August 08, 2006 - Report this comment
whoo our blogspot is on dere.. kewlies hehe lol. i likey this song.

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