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Song Parodies -> "Spider-Man"

Original Song Title:

"Macho Man"

Original Performer:

Village People

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

The Charnstar

The Lyrics

This was originally gonna be about Superman, but Super didn't go as well as Spider, so this has become my second Spider-Man song, this time about the first movie! The Troll Wars was based on the threads, not Spider-Man itself, but next year I shall be writing It's Still Spider-Man To Me, I even have the first verse done, and the movie doesn't even come out yet! YAY!
Nerdy... You know he's so Nerdy
Nerdy... Get's nose bleeds, he's nerdy
Nerdy... How'd he get so nerdy?
Nerdy... Don't forget he's nerdy
Check him out, so nerdy, nerdy
I don't doubt he's nerdy, nerdy
Shout it out, he's nerdy, nerdy
Talkin' bout his nerdy

Peter was a loser, he really was quite bland
Radio-Active Spider came down, bit his hand
Now he can swing web things, go man go
Doesn't need to work out, muscles grow
He is your neighbourhood friendly Spider-Man
Does ev-er-y little thing a Spider can

Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Spider, Spider-Man (Spider-man)
He became amaz-ing Spider-Man
Friendly Spider-Man
Bit by a transformed spider! OW!

Spider, Spider-Man
Every villian hates Spider-Man
Spider, Spider-Man
Radio-Active Spider!

Mary, She's so hot, she's Mary
Mary, Want to pop her, Mary,
Mary, wanna please her, Mary,
Mary, she's a tease, that Mary,
Mary, I adore that Mary
Mary, I want more of Mary,
Mary, sent from God, she's Mary,
Mary, did I say she's Mary?

He's in love with MJ, she's the girly next door
But she wouldn't like Peter, always looks a dork
But now he's got body, he's something
He's got awesome red tights, they're sexy
She would not believe that, he's the Spider-Man
He's too much a loser, he couldn't be so grand

Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Spider, Spider-Man
He's the only, the Spider-Man
Spider, Spider-Man
He's the Amazing Spidey! (all right)

Spider, Spider-Man (yeah, yeah)
I love amaz-ing Spider-Man
Spider, Spider-Man
He's bitten by a Spider! All Right!

Ugh! Spidey..Baby!
Gobby, Gobby, Gobby He is the green gobby,
Gobby, Gobby, Gobby He's a damn mean gobby,
Gobby, Gobby, Gobby, try and stop the gobby
gobby, gobby, gobby's his friends pop, the gobby

Every superhero, has their nemesises
And Gobby's bound to disturb upside down kisses
He's the dad of Harry, Pete's best friend
Possesses strength, unbeatable. It's the trend
You can best believe that he hate's Spider-Man
So he kidnaps Mary and kids to make a stand

Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Spider, Spider-Man (Spider-Man)
God please Save me, you're Spider-Man
Spider, Spider-Man
No one can beat the Spider! (dig the web from his wrist)

Spider, Spider-Man (see him swing from buildings)
I wanna see more Spider-Man
Spider, Spider-Man
Gobby can't beat the Spider! (Power Ranger)

Spider, Spider-Man (swing like a Spider)
You can defeat the Green Goblin
Spider, Spider-Man
Don't you mess with the Spider!

Spider, Spider-Man
Watch out, here comes the Spider-Man
Spider, Spider-Man
Does things just like a Spider! HEY!
I hope you enjoyed! THANKS FOR READING!

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Jack Wilson - October 28, 2006 - Report this comment
That was great,which Village person was the Spiderman? Was it the biker? Oh right it was none of them, Dont see how you decided to do it to Macho Man,but this is awesome! and Its Still Spiderman To Me is an awesome idea,I tohugh I hafd that idea? Oh well we can BOTH do it! 555
alvin rhodes - October 28, 2006 - Report this comment
you've made a great song out of a horrible one...bravo
malcolm higgins - October 28, 2006 - Report this comment
all eight legs clapping 5-5-5
The Charnstar - October 28, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL! Actually Jack, He's Always Spider-Man to Me was spose to be He' s Still Spider-Man To Me, but I couldn't write a first verse, so I put it on random and I found Always A Woman To Me and wrote that instead, and I can't wait to read both renditions of it. Alvin and Malcolm, thanks
Jack Wilson - October 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Awesome! I cnat wait either! Maybe it could be a collaborative parody?
John Barry - October 29, 2006 - Report this comment
For this parody I have arachnophilia.
Jack Wilson - November 29, 2006 - Report this comment
John: I dont see you turnign into Jeff Daniels, oh wait...

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