He stands out cold on the mountain with Ice,
Winter's coming for Sean Bean,
A woman screws her brother and it looks like it's the Queen
The fans are howling, fav'rite characters have died;
I can't give it up; Seven know I've tried

Don't let them in, don't let them see
On the screen there's a billion bare boobies
It's bliss, don't miss
An episode
On HBO

Game of Thrones, Game of Thrones
King Stag versus the roast Boar
Game of Thrones, Game of Thrones
Or lay back and enjoy whores

I can’t wait
for King Bieber’s death day
Yes, I know it’s gone
But I’d like a far more grotesque display

It’s funny how the dwarf here’s
More cool than Middle-Earth’s,
Yet somehow the fat, best friend Sam
has turned out even worse.

Ice zombie army shows a threat,
Or sex a redhead, no Ygritte’s
Can’t wait for the next Beheading
Wedding

Game of Thrones, Game of Thrones
Or the Song of Fire and Ice,
Game of Thrones, Game of Thrones,
Brothels working all knights,

Bran helps raise
Hodor’s fibre gain
Like a Eunuch-orn

There’s dragons, incest, blood and gore: all to astound.
Also all of the sexy redheads that I’d like to pound,
It blurs the line of fact and fiction which includes
a whole new meaning to
Bert Newton’s Fam’ly Feud


Game of Thrones, Game of Thrones
It’s much more than a show, ‘tis life
Game of Thrones, Game of Thrones
Meet my albino wife,


Dire Wolf train-
ing was childs play
Let the Winter come,
Now I’d love my sister most anyway