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Song Parodies -> "(V for) Vendetta"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"(V for) Vendetta"

Parody Written by:

The Charnstar

The Lyrics

This was an idea that's been brewing for quite some time. Okay, so the start is the general gist of the original, well know, "V Monologue," from "V for Vendetta" found here, and the rest is kind of... V words... jammed together... the OS can be found here.. This is basicly, the "deleted scenes" WARNING! MAY NOT MAKE SENSE AT ALL!
In view, a vaudvill'an
veteren was cast as both a villian
and victim, vicariously
by vicissitudes of fate

This visage, no veneer of vanity:
It is a vestige of that ol' vox populi,
Now it's vacant, vacuous,
and in void as it's vanished away

But this valorous visitation
Of a by-gone vexation, vows for our salvation,
To vanquish these violating vermin while you can view
When will they realize, "Vendetta waits for you?"

Voila, a vocal vaunt
That is being vociferous while being non-chalant
Although I am voracious for some vol-au-vents tonight

Violence will bring savoury veal
While a violist vaccilates vigourous villarreal
Vinylbenzene can vibrate, and all
the vibroscopes around invite. Invite...

A vile, vinaceous, vain VCR,
that drinks valuable and valient vichyssoise,
Dreams it will voyage with a vafrous vacuum,
When will they realize, "vendetta waits for you?"

Van Gogh was versatile
and vapidly vasiformed, he vacationed in Gil's Isle
Valentines can valuate into "a day for two"
When will they realize,.. "Vendetta waits for you?"

Stop me if this "V" thing's getting old,
I've run out of words to say, that's not already told
Please, call me V and it's quite the pleasure to now meet you
Vhy don't they realize,. "Vendetta vaits for you?"
Vhen vill they realize, "Vendetta vaits vor you?"
Okay, so this made absolutely no sense, excluding the first two verses and first chorus. Anyway, hope you enjoyed it... Leave comments

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 12

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   0
 4   2
 5   10

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The Charnstar - February 16, 2008 - Report this comment
In retrospect, I reckon that fifth last line could be changed to, "and stop me if this "V" thing got old" because... the "stop" goes where the "and" went in the original... damn, I always do this...
2Eagle - February 16, 2008 - Report this comment
Quite an effort. The only word I found missing was "verreuct" - German for crazy.
Michael Pacholek - February 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Verily, this vichysoisse of verbiage veers toward me vending you a 5... or, in Roman numerals, V. Then again, I've written four parodies about that movie, and I guess I should write a Vth.
LadyVoulez-vous - February 19, 2008 - Report this comment
555 Sir, for your ~V's~ They always please!
Agrimorfee - March 11, 2008 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Very intresting exercise, Charnstar, sort of in the ky1ched or John Barry vein.
Max Power - March 15, 2008 - Report this comment
Peter Andersson - March 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Albeit misspelling my old alias I take it that Agrimorfee means me with Ky1ched, and my "I didn't use the F-word", so I'll just add that the V monologue in the movie did play at least a minor role in bringing up the F-word idea from the back of my head before I got around to writing it. And V is a harder letter so I'll command you for your effort here, and unlike the movie (spoiler alert, stop reading here have you not seen the movie but plan to) everything didn't blow up at the end.
Matthias - March 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Vanquished vampires with VCRs and Violent Lord Voldemort all give this parody Roman V'V'V's.
Guy - March 21, 2008 - Report this comment
(SOTM-FEB08) Vicious. Ve Vill make you Vish you Vere Voting Vs.
Michael E Cormier - March 24, 2008 - Report this comment
(SOTM) The ultimate Vienna Vendetta. Nice
bobpiecheese - March 29, 2008 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Interesting, to say the least. If I knew even half of the V-words in the song, I might have more to say. Haven't seen the film either, so that's irritating.
Red Ant - March 30, 2008 - Report this comment
Vēnī, vīdī, vīcī?(I was never good with Latin...). As a writing excersise, this is seriously impressive, with more V words than I could shake Michael Vick at. Very valliterative, though I'm afraid much of this went over my head, and following this to TOS was difficult. I loved the randomness of "Vinylbenzene can vibrate" though.
wannabemustangjockey - March 31, 2008 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Got a little lost at times but I learned plenty of new V words!
Below Average Dave - March 31, 2008 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Got a lot lost, I like the V word idea, but I had trouble pacing this one Charnstar, your parody ideas of late though have been phenomenal.
Jeff Reuben - March 31, 2008 - Report this comment
Yes, a great idea as many have said above! I'd say it made some sense :) Well written.
Phil Alexander - March 31, 2008 - Report this comment
v. good

...v. odd: the security code is my dad's initials
Jack Wilson - March 31, 2008 - Report this comment
Vives Vor You
Invisible Boy - March 31, 2008 - Report this comment
Fine alliteration here. The verdect veto for 5s.
Mikey Squirrel - April 01, 2008 - Report this comment
SOTM- Very funny work here, Charnstar. It's always interesting when someone breaks out the dictionary to make a parody this good!

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