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Song Parodies -> "I Love My Boogieman"

Original Song Title:

"The Ghost's That Haunt Me"

Original Performer:

Crash Test Dummies

Parody Song Title:

"I Love My Boogieman"

Parody Written by:

The Charnstar

The Lyrics

DO NOT ASK WHAT I WAS THINKING WHEN I WROTE THIS SONG! It's not my best, I can admit, and for some reason I wanted to write a song about a man who was in love with the Boogieman, and when I was listening to this song *one of my favourite CTD songs* I heard the closet line and thought... why not? I started it a while ago, and I just finished it
They say that he lives in evrybody's closet
But they think I'm crazy to even think it
But I would like to introduce him to all you
I'd finally get out of this refuge, I won't quit

'Cause he's so kind
I know he would not mind
He is the boogie man that haunts me now
He's nothing to fear
Just do not get to near
He doesn't stroll out late at night
He's a good boy, he won't put you through hell

There are nights when he will rock me gently til I sleep
The demon would come play with me in my bed
And I knew if he were sleeping there beside me then
That he would find me fun and he would just not rest

There are nights
When he would even come and do some things
While I dream
And I wake up and realise this ain't just a fling
I think I love this so-called beast

Now it's come a time I fear that all my days are done
And he came, collected my corpse and buried me
I kinda hope he come with to the other side
Cause I found a great wife, my banshee sweety
Remember, Not even I know what I was thinking when I wrote it

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

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Lionel Mertens - July 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Boo! 5's
The Charnstar - July 12, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL! The lyrics I got for that song were really messed up, it turns out on the song it has a chorus after every verse LOL!

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