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Song Parodies -> "Saw"

Original Song Title:

"Last Resort"

Original Performer:

Papa Roach

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

The Charnstar

The Lyrics

Let me start by saying, I really don't like the OS, the only reason I did it was cause I got an idea.. and when I get an idea, I go with it. LOL! I didn't even know the OS very much, but my mate Frullet did, I only knew it from Richard Cheese and the Weird Al polka. This is not my best, and it's not even very good LOL! But I may as well enter it, to see what happens. It's basicly the story of John (Jigsaw) and Amanda through Saw and Saw 2... People who read this will probably not understand it unless they've seen the movie
Cut my life into pieces
'Til I met the Jigsaw
Reverse beartrap
The key'as in
My cellmate's guts, I cut him up, bleedin'

Then I met the Jigsaw

Cut your life into pieces
Let's play a little sport
No cheating
I give a damn if you cut your arm, bleeding
But I don't care if that means you're bleeding
Doin' what's wrong
To teach what's right
By killing people all night
They all put up a fight
Mutilation outta sight
It's all complicated suicide

'Cause I'm losing my life
Cancer's in my
Body and I'll show the world I'm right
Losing my life
Cancer's in my
Body so I'll show the world who's right

I never realised my life was so thin
Till of course, he came
My journey was to begin
Feeding on chaos
And living in sin
Downward spiral, then he came on in
Life restarted, now I'm in a big house
Rigged with traps and stuff.
None safe, not even a mouse
Searching to find a cure for some bleedy diey thing
The colours of the rainbow or something

Cuz Im losing my life
Cancer's in my
Body so I'll show the world what's right
They lose their sight
They lose their mind
I'll show them what's what until I die
They go and whine
So I design
T-raps to stop their whining
They're whining
I'm dieing

They can't go on living this way

Cut your life into pieces
They call me the Jigsaw

Cut my life into pieces
I am the new Jigsaw
For treating
Your son like crap so you are now life pleading!
Is it so wrong?
Teach you whats right
By taking a life tonight
And your bound to try fight
Mutilation outta sight
Die by complicated suicide

And I'll giveth you sight
You'll lose your mind
But you'll learn what matters in life
You lose your mind
But you'll gain sight
After I take what matters in life
You'll be alright
Cuz you will die
And then you will stop whining

You can't go on living this way
There'll be blood
And a sequel
People will die
Eh, there it is

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alvin rhodes - September 11, 2006 - Report this comment
saw saw....i t was so so....but i dug your parody
Corrie - February 21, 2008 - Report this comment
heeeyyy great work! god, i laughed out loud at least half an hour. it's really funny and interesting, and it does match the original pretty good. i'm sure it took a lot of time, but it's worth, you did it and it's awesome!

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