(Mu-mu-mu-Muk!)
(Mu-mu-mu-Muk!)
(Mu-mu-mu-Muk!)
(Mu-mu-mu-Muk!)
(Mu-mu-mu-Muk!)

Sometimes I just can't Bayleef it's not Butterfree
And so I order myself a shaken Dratini (it's not stirred)
It helps me deal with such a Farfetch'd and Oddish thought
Somehow that reminds me of the Pokémon I've not caught

That Ho-oh's me dough, Ho-o-o-ohs me dough
Is Misty hot? I think, yeah, Wynaut?
That Ho-oh's me dough, Ho-o-o-ohs me dough
Is Gardevoir from Venusaur Mars?

Gotta catch,
Gonna catch,
Gotta catch all them Pokemon
(Gotta catch Mew-two and Mew too)]
Gotta catch,
Gonna catch,
Gonna catch all them Pokemon
(I'll Raticate ev'rybody)

P-p-p-Pokémon, p-p-Poképuns
(Mu-mu-mu-Muk!)
P-p-p-Pokémon, p-p-Poképuns
(Mu-mu-mu-Muk!)

I Ekans if I work out I'll be Igglybuff
I'll turn on my Charmander pants will come right off (I love it)
I want a Lapras dance from Jenny when I drink,
But don't you judge me when you know that you would Cubone Jynx

(Jynx!)

That Ho-oh's me dough, Ho-o-o-ohs me dough
Get what I want, because Omastar
That Ho-oh's me dough, Ho-o-o-ohs me dough
Spread Magnemite, on wholemeal or white?

Gotta catch,
Gonna catch,
Gotta catch all them Pokémon
(Say Kakuna Matada)
Gotta catch,
Gonna catch,
Gonna catch all them Pokémon
(Golem's got a rockin' body)

P-p-p-Pokémon, p-p-Poképuns
(Mu-mu-mu-Muk!)
P-p-p-Pokémon, p-p-Poképuns
(Mu-mu-mu-Muk!)

Always wear a rubber or you'll
Catch Pikachu
You seem Krabby, are you Drowzee?
Please stop leering me Eevee-ly, I'm just passing Gastly
If you Togepi in my shower,
You know I'd Machop you in the Meowth
'til I hear the Victreebell!
These puns are Onix-eptable

Love the tone
of Apom
In the morning with Pokémon
(Why not take a Chansey on me?)
How to get
a Diglett
On a bus? You just Pokémon!
(Tell me right now, can you Diglett?)

I would bet
Evil Dead
Would not last against Pokémon
(Ash's Boomstick will do for now)
Please don't rant
if you can't
De-Scyther half these Poképuns
(It only means you've gotten laid)

Can't believe
You'd give heed
To insidious Poképuns
(Shouldn't say that as I Rotom)
Can't take more,
Must ignore,
All these horrible Poképuns!
(Pun-ishment by Exeggcution)

P-p-p-Pokémon, p-p-Poképuns
P-p-p-Pokémon, p-p-Poképuns
(These puns killed more than Kangaskan)

P-p-p-Pokémon, p-p-Poképuns
(Mu-mu-mu-Muk!)
P-p-p-Pokémon, p-p-Poképuns
(Mu-mu-mu-Muk!)

And if you don't like my p-p-Poképuns
(Mu-mu-mu-Muk!)
I'll have to kick you in the p-Pokébuns
(Mu-mu-mu-Muk!)