-> "Girls Are Evil"
Original Song Title:
"Every Morning" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Girls Are Evil"
Every morning there's a twelve gauge haning from the corner of my girlfriend's 4-post desk
I know I should be worried but I sometimes use it on the weekends for a hostage plan
It was so much fun... Until she found out
As I thought, she shot my ass, girls are evil, twisted things, and she kicked me out
I just got the feelin', it made me start beleavin'
Girls are evil insane
When they start-a comin', you know you gotta call that Bruce Wayne
Ahhhh, girls are evil...ahh, girls aren't all good and that
Shot gunned me babe, can't say a word
Ahhhh, They're always right, we're wrong, ahhhh, it's just not right, kill you tonight
[(DJ) Shot gunned me babe (2 x)]
The next morning, I went out and found a new girl to ease the pain of my 4-hole butt
She seemed really great but when we got to her house, then I saw that she was a complete nut
Something's so deceivin', when I start believin', I found a good girlfriend
Walls covered ponies, I know what's gonna happen again
Ahhhh, girls are evil...ahhh, girls are evil insane
Ponied up walls, god save the world
Ahhh, girls are crazy, ahhh... girls aren't all good...
Ponied up walls, god save us all
They always start so great, to us, we're dust
Until the second date, we're dust
Girls are evil, I now know this and I'll never trust a single female girl again
I know it's too far but I never want my heart or ass or pride or testosterone broken
Shot gun crazed girl, the pony freak
Girls are crazy...Girls are evil, twisted beings...
Shot gun crazed girl, Pony drenched world
Girls are evil...Girls are evil, spend my money again
Shot gun crazed girl, the pony geek
Girls are evil
Ponies again...Girls are crazy about makeup... Girls are evil
Shotgun crazed girl, God save the world
Girls are evil, with their makeup
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