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Song Parodies -> "Master Yoda"

Original Song Title:

"My Sharona"

Original Performer:

The Knack

Parody Song Title:

"Master Yoda"

Parody Written by:

The Charnstar

The Lyrics

My first Starwars Parody... Yay!...
Ooh, met him in a foul swamp, a stinky swamp
Obi said to find I must FLY DAGOBA
Then I saw this little runt, on a tree trunk
He was small, creepy and said: MY NAME'S YODA

Never gonna stop, thinking what, was in Obi's mind
When he found this whack job, don't shut up, what could be behind?
(Yoda) My, my, my, mi-ind, Oooh!

M-m-m-Master Yoda

R2 started freakin' out, freaked out about
That wrinkly dude stealing our FOOD, IT'S YODA!
Turns out that he's not that bad, just kinda mad
And he feeds us stuff that is STEWED WHATAVER!

Now I cannot stop, don't give up, Yoda's on my back
I have to pick up rocks, cannot drop, Come, cut me some slack
(Yoda)My, my, my aye-aye, Oooh!
M-m-m-Master Yoda
M-m-m-Master Yoda

He kinda talks real funny, really funny
Funn'er than that witch from BanJO: GRUNTILDA!
He's also looking scrawny, looking scrawny
Kinda like prof' Trellawny from HARRY POTTER!

Lucas don't give up, make more of Starwars trilogy
You know we're gonna watch, for a touch, of a Yoda spree
My, my, my, aye-aye WHOA!
I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I, I, I, aye-aye WANT!
M-m-m-Master Yoda
M-m-m-Master Yoda
M-m-m-Master Yoda
M-m-m-Master Yoda

Ooooooo-ohhh, Master Yoda
Ooooooo-ohhh, Shakespeare Yoda
Ooooooo-ohhh, WE WANT YODA!
Explanations: Banjo-Kazooie's villian was Gruntilda, and in the game Banjo-Kazooie, she rhymed everything she said; Although, in it's sequel, Banjo-Tooie, Grunties sisters get angry at Grunties weird talking and make her no longer rhyme. Proffessor Trellawny was weird looking.... I don't think I spelt her name right or even got it right. My friend, Tim told me while ready The Merchant of Venice, they sometimes talk backwards, like Yoda. Merchant of Venice is a Shakespearean play. THE END

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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Ann - September 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Josh 555 - September 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Nice work, but TOS was made in the 70s.
JP - September 23, 2006 - Report this comment
good, funny stuff. All 5's.
TJC - September 24, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm with JP on this one - September 24, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm with TJC on this one. And trilogy/Yoda spree is an especially lovely rhyme. (Or kinda-rhyme.)
alvin rhodes - September 25, 2006 - Report this comment
the farce is definitely with you
Spoof-Man - September 26, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm with Spaff on this one! Great stuff Charnstar
Agrimorfee - December 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Funniness that fits alongside Weird Al's "Yoda" (although the Gruntilda was definitelyt too obscure). 555

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