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Song Parodies -> "Subways: The Daily Special Song"

Original Song Title:

"Midnight Special"

Original Performer:

Creedence Clearwater Revival

Parody Song Title:

"Subways: The Daily Special Song"

Parody Written by:

The Charnstar

The Lyrics

Alright, this parody is about the last time I went to Subway to get a Daily special, and I do realise I really should've read the sign out the front stating the daily special for the day... but I was really REALLY hungry. Anyway, ENJOY : )
Well, I got up in the mornin,
Clock made my ear drums ring
And then I march out to the table
I could not see a thing
Ain't no food up in the closets
And no bacon in the pan.
Well we better grab our coats, peeps.
'n' now you're gonna hear my plan.

Get a Subway special, this time it's on me,
Get a Subway special, ' think you'd all agree
Get a Subway special, light in fat, you see?
Get a Subway special, free choice of salad and choice o' cheese

Wonder to the counter,
Guy ask us what we would want.
He don't look like he really cares,
he acts nonchalant.
I put my hand on his shoulder,
While I tell him my demand:
I want the Sub O' The Day,
I hope you understand

Give the Subway special, lots and lots of cheese
Gimme todays special, tell it's still on please
Gimme todays special, Hope it's not veggie
Gimme todays special, hope it's the chicken teriyaki

He takes buns from the oven,
Ooh, freshly baked for tonight.
Start twiddlin my fingers,
I wonder what delite's, today
Boy grabs a veggie patty,
and he lays it on the bun
The next thing I know is,
No meat and there's no fun

Stupid daily special, not worth the money
Stupid Subway special, damn I hate veggie
Stupid daily special, had to be veggie,
God damn Subway special, why not the chicken teriyaki?

I hate Subways special, I could not believe
Dumb ass daily special, had to be veggie
I hate daily special, what will I now eat?
God damn Subways special, not even a slice o' english cheese
Based on a True story...besides the start... I was with my mum and we were driving home from the shops and I was hungry so I told her to pop into Subway for the daily special... No offence to any veggetarians, but I don't really like vegetarian subs myself... Sorry... PS I don't really hate Subways... I love it

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AFW - August 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Funny take on the O.S. great anti-commerical
alvin rhodes - August 21, 2006 - Report this comment
my wife used to manage a subway so i really got a lot of laughs from this
Kristof Robertson - August 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Now you've got me hungry, ya bass turd! :-) 555 meatballs
Rick C - August 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Man, I HATE when that happens! Lotsa meat in your parody though. 555
TJC - August 21, 2006 - Report this comment
What a hoot... I'd like to see Jarrod singing this one, although I'm not sure he could handle the nonchalant part...555! (vote, silly, not lbs. of weight loss)
Red Ant - August 22, 2006 - Report this comment
A "veggie patty"? I eat there all the time, and have never seen *that*, though it's probably for the best. It's a shame they did away with the coupons here, otherwise I'd eat there more often. Steak and American cheese (double meat) untoasted, with LTM, salt and pepper, Cool Ranch Doritos and a Coke is the Red Ant special, though asking for it by name will have them giving you that "WTF" look. 5s.

PS: "No offence to any veggetarians"; why not offend them a bit? lol
The Charnstar - August 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks y'all, as for Red Ant, yeah, you might not, I live in Australia, they're basicly a chickpea patty.. infact... I think that's what they are... I didn't know what it was called, so I checked out on Wikipedia, and they're apperently called Veggie Patties. Hehehe, hmmm.... I would like to try your "Red Ant Special" and almost everytime I go to Subways give me the "WTF" look, especially when I'm wearing my orange jeans, and I talk to them in a funny voice hehehe

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