Well he acts quite good, when guys gaze in envy.
And when all the ladies start to gaze for other reasons.
He has got a big intellectual capacity and knows
All 11 secret herbs and seasons.

And he sees everything as if their smaller
And enjoys hot choc-o-lates with funny labels
He is both masculine and feminine, all shoved in a crazed blender.
And fits his name in 'bout seven syllables

These are 21 things that girls love 'bout the Charnstar
Not necessarily real, but they love me, that's what matters

When he decides to go diving from a twelve story
Building,then go crazy on some midget zombies, ain't it funny?
And he's self-upg-rading, with a chainsaw and has his own form-ed narration

These are 21 things that girls love 'bout the Charnstar
Not necessarily real, but they love me, that's what matters
I figure I should describe them so you can maybe resist Charnstar
These are 21 things I choose to tell about Charnstar

He can sing high-pitch, but only severely
He can shoot lazer's, and score like Han Solo
He is so obsene and he's so cavalierly, that's an adverb
Makes less sense than Marko Polo

He's got extremely sensitive legs. And a tongue that's five feet
Gives him a lisp and awesome powers. A good ass.. thlete guy
And he's got an awesome job in a Toys R Us... and he's just addictive.

These are 21 things that girls love 'bout the Charnstar
Not necessarily real, but they love me, that's what matters

These are 21 things that girls love 'bout the Charnstar
Not necessarily real, but qualities that they prefer