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Song Parodies -> "Texas Chainsaw Massacre"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Michael Sembello

Parody Song Title:

"Texas Chainsaw Massacre"

Parody Written by:

The Charnstar

The Lyrics

This song isn't exactly my favi, but I wrote it anyway
We saw a hitchiker after scoring some drugs,
We just had the fright of our lives,
She pulled a gun from her dress and shot her head,
we all said "She's crazy"

We decided to go get the sherrif,
Little we knew, ending life
We were deep into the danger zone,
When we were shocked to find the truth

He might cut you with a knife,
He might just set you on fire
But then he has a weapon that scares me

It's a massacre, massacre with chainsaws
And he's killing like he's always done before
He's a maniac, maniac with chainsaws
Leather-Face has come with his deadly chainsaw

This Leather-face' with insanity
ain't a thing you wanna see
He takes you to places of mystery,
run now, you can't later

He will crush your life for his own good time,
He will never pass you by
He has crushed my world,
never gave us a chance
and his hunger's forever

Kemper, Morgan, 'n' Andy
struggling, stretching for defeat
I'm dead either way, my head's basicly pinned

It's a massacre, massacre, I sure know
And he's wearing my friend's faces, lots of gore
He's a maniac, maniac, I sure know
Leather-Face has come with his deadly chainsaw


He will cut you with a knife,
He'll also set you on fire
But then he has a weapon that scares me

Was a massacre massacre, now it's gone
But they're making a prequel, oh gore galore

(repeats out)
Probably won't ever sing this song... besides last night when I was testing it out

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Pacing: 4.8
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Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 4

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holes - July 04, 2006 - Report this comment
haha funi stuff iz kewl, iz kewl
raddog20002002 - August 07, 2006 - Report this comment
"Maniac" is not one of my most favorite retro songs. But great job on this parody, Charnstar!

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