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Song Parodies -> "Ode To Zombies"

Original Song Title:

"Mony Mony"

Original Performer:

Billy Idol

Parody Song Title:

"Ode To Zombies"

Parody Written by:

The Charnstar

The Lyrics

When there is a word ending with "ch" or "chc" it means to make that sound at the back of your throat like you have popcorn down your throat... ENJOY!
*Unlike any Ode you've ever heard*
Here they come now, yeah, them ugly zombies
Shoot 'em down now or we'll become zombies
Hey, why you think they coming after us now?
Come on
We're gonna toss and turn
'cause the world not right
with these zombie fights

'Cause they just won't stop *fighting zombies*
My car *killer zombies*
My house *real bad zombies*
The school *deadly zombies*
The bank *now rich zombies*
The mall *ugly zombies*
Library *real smart zombies*
whole damn neighbourhood
I said blech *blech*
Ech *ech*
Smech *smech*
Blech *blech*
Glech *glech*
Flech *flech*

You know I cant shake these killer zombies
Shot guns dead and I'm running on yeah
Think I'm dinner
But I'm way too young now
Don't stop now, can't feel my legs
Come on yeah,
I said blech *blech*
Eh *eh*
Smeh *smeh*
Bleh *bleh*
AHH *Ahh*

They're making me feel *like a zombie*
Real bad *like a zombie*
Not good *like a zombie*
Bit off my manhood *ouch, these zombies*
and my leg *nearly zombie*
and my arm *nearly zombie*
eyeballs too *nearly zombie*
but I feel alright *I'm a zombie*
I say hey *hey*
Yeah *yeah*
Whoa *whoa*
This *this*
Ain't *ain't*
Bad *bad*

Didn't like Zombies zom-zom-zombies
But I'm a zombie zom-zom-zombie 'tdo I do?
Now I'm a zombie zom-zom-zombie 'tdid I do?
I now like zombies zom-zom-zombies 'tdo I do?
Cause I'm a zombie zom-zom-zombie I could do
For some fried zombie zom-zom-zombie That'd be ew
Talking bout zombie zom-zom-zombie Said I do
And I'm zombie zom-zom-zombie
Eh, *eh*
Bleh, *bleh*
Smeh, *smeh*
Gleh, *gleh*
Fleh, *fleh*
Glech *glech*

Zombie, Zombie
Zombie, Zombie
Zombie, Zombie
Zombie, Zombie
Zombie, Zombie
Zombies are alright, I said yeah, yeah yeah
yeah, yeah, yeah

Wake up, baby, I'm a zombie
I will eat you up, with my homeys
Hey they gave me eternal life and I'm alright
Come, stop now, b'come a zombie
come on I said
Glech, *glech*
Smech, *smech*
Blech, *blech*
Hlech, *hlech*
Ech *ech*

Gonna make you feel *like a zombie*
Real bad *like a zombie*
Eat you *like a zombie*
Then good *like a zombie*
the Undead *like a zombie*
will heal *like a zombie
And you'll feel alright
and Say Blech, *blech*
GLeah, *Gleah*
Shmeah, *smeah*
Bleah *bleah*

Be a zombie, be a zombie
Join us zombies come on, come on
Monster Zombies
Be all right,
and say blech *blech*
smlech *smlech*
glech *glech*
mleachc *mleachc*
Chleach *chleach*
Special thanks to Hayley Hutton, for helping me pick a title

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Total Votes: 9

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TJC - July 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Very funny stuff... difficult to come up with so many guttoral / plosive exclamations, I'm sure! I'm planting you 555 feet under!
Holes - July 23, 2006 - Report this comment
haha good stuff once again charnstar... nice.. um.. sounds there.. lol 555!!!
raddog20002002 - August 07, 2006 - Report this comment
I tnink this is funny! LOLOLOLOLOL If Weird Al decided to put in explicit content in his parodies and write song parodies about R-rated movies in the beginning of his career, he would have put in this monster parody instead of "Alimony" in his album "Even Worse."
The Charnstar - August 08, 2006 - Report this comment
HAHAHA! Thanks Raddog, but nothing beats Weird Al, not even Bob Ricci or Spaff/Robert Lund or Seamonkey
ruty - September 13, 2006 - Report this comment
The Charnstar - September 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Hi Ruty, that's one interesting comment you left there, I'm intrigued
Red Ant - January 06, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC3O) Ditto TJC's comment. I've never really gotten much into Bob Ricci's work, but the others you mentioned are as good if not better than WAY. I'll point out the fact that you managed to do the whole song here: WAY didn't with "Alimony". 555
Agrimorfee - January 08, 2007 - Report this comment
(AbC3) Clever substitutions on the original lyrics throughout.
Michael McVey - January 09, 2007 - Report this comment
Definitely Friday the 13th material, or Halloween! ---MM
tomario - January 12, 2007 - Report this comment
feeling ill now all that "eching" .nice word work fits well with the original song.
bobpiecheese - January 12, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC3O) Funnily enough, it was because of WAY's 'Alimony' that I was able to pace this. That being said, well done, Charnstar!
Stuart McArthur - January 13, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC3O) - although you're an Aussie, I guess you're not old enough, but this OS was the only foray into the pop charts by Neighbours heartthrob Craig McLaughlin, and it ended his career - in fact this parody could easily be ABOUT Craig McLaughlin now - 555
Matthias - January 15, 2007 - Report this comment
This song wasn't "bad", it was definitly a "Thriller!" I could picture Micheal Jackson with his team of zombies in the music video!!!
Kristof Robertson - January 15, 2007 - Report this comment
Great stuff Charny...I preferred the choruses to the verses...but this was a riot! 555

A note to Mr McArthur...Charny may be to young to remember Craig, but mate; you're obviously getting too old to remember the names of songs! McLachlan had a (minor) hit with "Mona", not "Mony Mony"....and you seemed so confident in your assertion too! *giggle* ah well, dementia's a b!tch...;-)
Jack Wilson - January 15, 2007 - Report this comment
Love the OS ( both versions), love this too 'twas a Thriller, 5s
Johnny D - January 16, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC) What's the difference between a Zombie and a Suffering Bastard?

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