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Song Parodies -> "Stuck In An Elevator"
Original Song Title:
"Love In An Elevator"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Aerosmith
Parody Song Title:
"Stuck In An Elevator"
Parody Written by:
The Charnstar
The Lyrics
Probably over done, but I don't care, when I read Love On An Escalator I thought... I gotta do that song... Why haven't I done that song? I LOVE THAT SONG! So I did this LOL! Enjoy
Comin' home from work on a Friday
Work in a sky scraper
On the top floor, I had a hard day
Bin writin' on lotsa paper
But when I get on the lift
It's crowded with people, damn
And we're all crammed in here like a sardine tin
All of a sudden BAM!
Stuck in an elevator
Freakin me out, there's so much sound
Stuck in an elevator
Freakin' me out 'cause I start to drown
First, my hearing startsa fadin'
Second, can't feel my legs
Then I start halucionating
Swear I can smell bacon 'n' eggs
How the hell did we get stuck?
Nobody'll get out alive
I started thinkin' maybe god was fightin' against me
I doubt I will survive
Stuck in an elevator
Ev'ryone turns to freakin' clowns
Stuck in an elevator
My head jumps off and starts to spin 'round
It ain't fair, it ain't fair, All a sudden I'm
In UNDERWEAR!
Stuck in elevator
Stuffin' me up, wearin' the Queen's gown
Stuck in an elevator
Spinnin' round
Stuck in an elevator
Life support better be comin' round
Stuck in an elevator
Soon I'm gonna be therapy bound
Never gonna forget that day
I'll never get over it
Thinkin' I was ridin' Santa's sleigh
Realities sudden split
Or maybe I could be smart
And just a little bit more fit
Next time I'll have to take the staircase, honey
Nah, screw that, I'll quit
Stuck in an elevator
Somethin' went screwy with my downtown
Stuck in an elevator
My skin turned yellowish brown
(It goes on like this for a while)
Solitaire, underwear, truth or dare, grizzly bear
Stuck in an elevator
Muzak is makin' me break down
Work in a sky scraper
On the top floor, I had a hard day
Bin writin' on lotsa paper
But when I get on the lift
It's crowded with people, damn
And we're all crammed in here like a sardine tin
All of a sudden BAM!
Stuck in an elevator
Freakin me out, there's so much sound
Stuck in an elevator
Freakin' me out 'cause I start to drown
First, my hearing startsa fadin'
Second, can't feel my legs
Then I start halucionating
Swear I can smell bacon 'n' eggs
How the hell did we get stuck?
Nobody'll get out alive
I started thinkin' maybe god was fightin' against me
I doubt I will survive
Stuck in an elevator
Ev'ryone turns to freakin' clowns
Stuck in an elevator
My head jumps off and starts to spin 'round
It ain't fair, it ain't fair, All a sudden I'm
In UNDERWEAR!
Stuck in elevator
Stuffin' me up, wearin' the Queen's gown
Stuck in an elevator
Spinnin' round
Stuck in an elevator
Life support better be comin' round
Stuck in an elevator
Soon I'm gonna be therapy bound
Never gonna forget that day
I'll never get over it
Thinkin' I was ridin' Santa's sleigh
Realities sudden split
Or maybe I could be smart
And just a little bit more fit
Next time I'll have to take the staircase, honey
Nah, screw that, I'll quit
Stuck in an elevator
Somethin' went screwy with my downtown
Stuck in an elevator
My skin turned yellowish brown
(It goes on like this for a while)
Solitaire, underwear, truth or dare, grizzly bear
Stuck in an elevator
Muzak is makin' me break down
And thar we have it
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whew...some elevator ride..lol...5s
LOL. Especially liked the "Muzak..." reference
Loved the last line.
sort of up and down, but I gave it 5's
You did fine. How was everyone's BO?
(ABC) DKTOS, but the read was enjoyable.
(ABC) Found the music....I can sense you getting frantic from that. lol 5's
Belongs on Floor 555
(ABC3) Sounds also like you were Stuck In The Closet With Vanna White...anyone who knows that Weird Al song knows what I'm talking about. Not saying that this is a ripoff of that tune, but that they are similar in tone in their unfettered lunacy. The way this parody just devolves into pure randomness is quite cool. 555
Besides the fact that this zaniness was inspired by songs like Stuck In A Closet with Vanna White, I never realised the tunes similarity. I just wanted the elevator stuckiness to be absolutely insane
(ABC-S) I thought this was excellent. Aerosmith would've sounded brilliant singing this.
(ABC3-S) It may be overdone, but it was still awesome!
And probably the worst part is the way the women all try to get in one corner of the elevator and nudge the men to start crowding the other. Major annoying, I mean they're entitled to their orientation but they shouldn't try to impose it on us straights.----MM
(ABC) Otis Westinghouse advised me to press the button for floor 555!
(ABC) Loved this elevator ride. Fun to sing along with the OS. 555
(ABC3S) - could be worse Charnstar - there could be a mime in there with you, doing his little "I'm trapped inside the 6 walls of this tiny box" routine - 555
(ABC) I don't understand how sometimes I know I made comments, you know I know I did. . .but they seem not to be there. . .so I came back to recomment--awesome Charnstar. . .would say more but I can't compare to what I thought I said the first read.
Great idea and funny work Charnstar. I stumbled over several words that were stressed differently from the original though. 455.
"5th Floor, Parody writing skills, Puns, and Jokes. Oh, Good Morning Mr. Charnster. Going....... Down?"
Nice job, wasn't sure how much there was to write about for the topic, but you did a great job just going off the wall with it!
This is awesome,5s
(ABC) Well... this parody had it's share of ups and downs.. that's right, I went there. Anyways, very funny, Charnstar.
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