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Song Parodies -> "Careless Charnstar"
Original Song Title:
"Careless Whisper"
(MP3)Original Performer:
George Michael
Parody Song Title:
"Careless Charnstar"
Parody Written by:
The Charnstar
The Lyrics
Gosh, sometimes I'm just so careless, I forget the most essential things... Well.. one thing in particular... this song sums that up for ya:
I felt so unsure
As she took my hand and lead me to her dad's door
Breezy 'tween my thighs, something caught my mind
'Rents come out, a chilling scream
Noth-ing worn I find
Forgot to wear my pants again
Filthy habit, legs frost-bitten
They're not easy to forget
My god, I'm such a tool
Should've checked, before the two of us left
I have no chance of their forgiveness
I forgot to wear my pants again
And them thar pants were cool
Time will never mend
The scarred minds of my would be bosses
I showed up on time
But to there surprise
I'm there for an interview
With my bare be-hind
Forgot to wear my pants again
So shameful, nothing's left hidden
So my pieces go astray
My god, I'm such a tool
Should've checked before I had left my place
And make sure none see my forbiddens
But ' forgot to wear my pants again
Not even a Tou-tou
Never will I forget
Today, I stand and know this proud
From this day forth, I hereby vow
That I shall never wear pants
They hurt me for the last time, they screwed their last chance
A funeral, but my eulogy
Turned into a mass apology
Cause all the people had to see...
Boot-ay
So I''ll never wear my pants again
Awkward at first, it's so breezy
And I'm not gonna pretend
It feels so very cool
Should've known better than to join the trend
Of wearing pants, it gets uneasy
But I'll never forget pants again
I'm sorry pants, adieu
(Now that they're gone) Now that they're gone
(Now that they're gone) It looks kinda wrong
Especially when the wind blows
As she took my hand and lead me to her dad's door
Breezy 'tween my thighs, something caught my mind
'Rents come out, a chilling scream
Noth-ing worn I find
Forgot to wear my pants again
Filthy habit, legs frost-bitten
They're not easy to forget
My god, I'm such a tool
Should've checked, before the two of us left
I have no chance of their forgiveness
I forgot to wear my pants again
And them thar pants were cool
Time will never mend
The scarred minds of my would be bosses
I showed up on time
But to there surprise
I'm there for an interview
With my bare be-hind
Forgot to wear my pants again
So shameful, nothing's left hidden
So my pieces go astray
My god, I'm such a tool
Should've checked before I had left my place
And make sure none see my forbiddens
But ' forgot to wear my pants again
Not even a Tou-tou
Never will I forget
Today, I stand and know this proud
From this day forth, I hereby vow
That I shall never wear pants
They hurt me for the last time, they screwed their last chance
A funeral, but my eulogy
Turned into a mass apology
Cause all the people had to see...
Boot-ay
So I''ll never wear my pants again
Awkward at first, it's so breezy
And I'm not gonna pretend
It feels so very cool
Should've known better than to join the trend
Of wearing pants, it gets uneasy
But I'll never forget pants again
I'm sorry pants, adieu
(Now that they're gone) Now that they're gone
(Now that they're gone) It looks kinda wrong
Especially when the wind blows
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Dam you just dont like clothes do ya? LOL 5s
Funny stuff
Wow Charnstar, this one is impressive, your parodies are always kinda funny, but this one is REALLY REALLY funny. BTW, I hope this isn't the same girl (in the beginning) in ET Girl. I really hope you've gotten over your obsession with extra-terrestrials. You know, there are parts of France where clothing is completely optional and rare, and then there are places in Florida where clothing is optional and it doesn't get cold. You could always move there since you don't want to wear pants. . .this paced perfectly on top of everything else.
Jack: No... No, clothes are evil AFW: Thanks Dave: Thanks, I was aiming for this to be my best parody. And if it was the same girl from ET Girl, I don't think her parents would notice.And thanks for the tip, I'll be sure to get to Florida and France as soon as i can.. MUA HA HA HA! Prepare to be Charnstafied Frenchies and... Floridians!
Very funny. I'd offer you some size 555's, but you wouldn't wear them anyway.
Let it wiggle free! Funny 5s
SOTM - I queued up the OS on YouTube and this matches it pretty darn well. I was actually surprised at how well it matches. Kudos to you for taking a very odd topic and making something of it!
(SOTM) This was pretty darn good...(but wouldn't the girl in the first verse have noticed the singer pants-less first?) Excellent word subs.
SOTM - Naked 5s
SOTM - Nice job. The words chosen for the rhymes worked well and didn't seem forced.
SOTM - A confessional parody, I'm for it, let it all hang out! :-)
(SOTM) Never wear pants again? Remind me to to come around to your house. Well done!
I nude you'd wind up this way! I just nude it!!!
(SOTM) So we know who wears the trousers now? 555.
Is this about Einstein or about one of the classic nightmares where you dream you forgot to wear your clothes?
(SOTM) funny idea and I liked the sub "Forgot to wear my pants again
Filthy habit, legs frost-bitten" and your "forbiddens" was a good get! - 555
(SOTM) I KNOW I've read this already; can't think why there's no comment from me. This is a real step-up for you Charny; great imagination on display here. 555
(SOTM) Reading this, I'm reminded of The Simpsons episode where Krusty becomes a stand-up comedian that encourages people to burn what they hate. Homer shows up one night, hoping that he will hate pants. Good job, Charnstar.
(SOTM) Funny and clever -- lots of great subs!
(SOTM) Okay, read this one already too, woo-getting through this quickly. . .this one was a favorite.
(SOTM) See above. And...well...keep an eye below too, at least when you're ready to leave the house. :-)
See above, ( I mean my comment LOL )
(SOTM) So the emperor's new pants are all that's invisible. ;-)
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