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Song Parodies -> "The Troll Wars of Spider-Man 3"

Original Song Title:

"It's Still Rock and Roll To Me"

Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"The Troll Wars of Spider-Man 3"

Parody Written by:

The Charnstar

The Lyrics

I am hunger_pains555 on IMDb, and lately, the Spider-Man 3 boards are troll central. A regular on the boards, Mercuzo, has been writing a screen play to Kingdom Of Trolls, based on the events on the Spidey boards. I decided to write a song to it, and this is it:
What's the matter with the posts I'm reading?
Can't you tell that they're outta wack
Some guys talkin' bout not gettin' any
I'm startin' to think they're on crack
What's been hap'nin to these boards lately, honey?
Some trolls runnin' round sayin' sh*t, they think they're funny
Everybody's talkin' bout their pants bein'
runny, but they're still Spidey boards to me

Why not talk about somethin' on topic?
Like blurry comic-con trailers
Even threads 'bout who would be better Venoms?
Dumb selections like Zachary Taylor
NOwadays the boards are way more annoying
When we find out that now the Kingpin's employing
Troll punks, some drunks, maybe choose a few monks
It's still Spidey boards to me

Oh, now some regulars are making a movie
'Bout all the action that we always see
And there's a new guy in town
Who's become quite renown
Says he'll drive the trolls away from me
Destroying Spider-Man 3

When will all the trolling be overwith?
Why can't they get themselves a life?
Can't we all just talk about the man Spidey?
Is that so hard? Does that give strife?
Tell you one thing, I am sick of this complaining
Don't like the movie? Why not watch "Back In Training"?
Why not shutup? No nuts? Kick you're butts
It's still Spidey boards to me

Everybody please talk 'bout the movie
Save me, talk bout Spider-Man for me
I cut the last verse, it was originally gonna be about Kingdom Of Trolls, but I decided to cut it. Everything you need to know is here for those who know NOTHING I am talking about. PS. "Back In Training" was the start of the downfall of Police Academy

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 8

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 5   7

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Jack Wilson - October 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Ill check it out later, but Im resgistered there too and know how it is! So this was awesome! 555 ImDB boards can kiss my spidey ass
alvin rhodes - October 23, 2006 - Report this comment
glad i came on the web and checked this out
TJC - October 23, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm skywriting these 5's for you from my flying surfboard-thingy using pumpkin smoke bombs!
AFW - October 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Interesting and unique
dinosaurrrrrr - December 28, 2007 - Report this comment
ohmygawd. lajfkalf that was awesomesauce.

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