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Song Parodies -> "Banjo Kazooie"

Original Song Title:

"I Touch Myself"

Original Performer:

The Divinyls

Parody Song Title:

"Banjo Kazooie"

Parody Written by:

The Charnstar

The Lyrics

Yeah... Kinda messed up a tad... But I'm abit sick at the moment, so I can't think straight... Moh wells
Spiral Mountain
The sun was quite shiny
Gruntilda swept down
And took away Tooty
Banjo snoring
Wake him up Kazooie
He finally awoke
To find who flying? Grunty

We all want Banjo Kazooie
You will come and save us
from the Grunty
We want you Banjo Kazooie
Banjo, Banjo, Banjo

Mumbo Jumbo will help you keep fighting
With magic transformations
Grunty's Tower, she's always laughing
Tooty's her creation

Treasure Trove Cove
After Mumbo's Mountain
Bubblegloop Swamp
But first there's Clankers Cavern
Freezeezy Peak
And then Mad Monster Mansion
The Valley of Gobi
Click Clock Wood has got action

We all want Banjo Kazooie
You will come and save us
from the Grunty
We want you Banjo Kazooie
Banjo, Banjo, Banjo

Banjo goes up
Final battle with Grunty
He get's there because
He had help from Jiggies
Go go Banjo
Make our land way better
Help from the Jinjoes
Go go the Jinjonator

We all want Banjo Kazooie
You will come and save us
from the Grunty
We want you Banjo Kazooie
Banjo, Banjo, Banjo
Some thing's may sound like they don't rhyme... and they probably don't... So put on a funny accent to MAKE it rhyme LOL! Nah, that probably won't work neither... Moh wells, leave comments, I like 'em, even if they're bad.... Oh and PS... Some may argue that Grunty doesn't rhyme with the other words... So I say damn...

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 6

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Rick C - August 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Well, Charnstar, I liked it but, are these characters you created or, are they from a story I'm not familiar with?
2Eagle - August 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Maybe it's another Jabberwhocky - but it is good - 5's.
Cat - August 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Yes, this is a good song...but TOS was from the 90's not the 80's. Fives anyways.
The Charnstar - August 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Sorry Cat, I kinda scissors paper rocked this one, and as for Rick C, it's a Nintendo/Rare game, Banjo Kazooie and Banjo Tooie and Banjo Kazooie: Grunty's Revenge (GBA) and HOPEFULLY Banjo Threeie, but since Microsoft bought out Rare Corp, it got all it's games, including the Banjo Kazooie's :( Oh dear... Jabberwhocky?
Stuart McArthur - August 16, 2006 - Report this comment
yes, I don't know the characters you refer to, but I well know the OS, as the Divinyls are from my home town, and I used to go to their early gigs at my local uni pub - in fact they're getting back together this weekend (big local paper story), and performing this song and "Boys In Town" for a documentary - 555
Andrea Huckstep - October 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Banjo Kazooie ftw.
The Charnstar - October 05, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL! DARN STRAIGHT ANDREA! WHOO! Too bad Threeie will be on the XBox :(
Ragdoll - November 23, 2006 - Report this comment
YOU ARE MY HERO! I love Banjo Kazooie! (Sadly, I don't know this song you parodized to...)
Jack Wilson - November 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Crap!" they all say, "It's that Banjo Kazooie Guy! How did that bum get in here? I guess he's in the mood for a beatin' So let's shove that thing up his rear!" Oh wait.....wrong parody hats KAZOO Guy LOL, 555!
Liam - September 08, 2019 - Report this comment
This was actually pretty good. Only thing I'd change is the chorus" Save the day, Banjo-Kazooie You gotta save Tooty From evil Grunty Get all the notes, Jinjos, and Jiggies Guh-huh, guh-huh, guh-huh

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