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You think your parents gave you a strange name? Try being born to a rock star. It seems like strange names are just part of what you have to put up with. The most memorable of course would have to be Moon Unit for the daughter of the late great Frank Zappa.

The 20 most recent entries are listed below. There are 1670 Weird Names of Music Performer's Children entries on the site.

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Fish Barry White Just as with Nikki Sixx of Motley Crue and his son Gunnar, in the phone books this kid's name would appear as White Fish! Rpollck
Zuma Nesta Rock Gwen Stefani & Gavin Rossdale Did they spend a little too much time on Zuma Beach? Eric Andrews
Alexandria and Xavier Cooper Skillet Bass player/singer John Cooper and Keyboardist/Guitarist/Back vocalist Korey Cooper of the band Skillet are married and have two kids together. Franka
Truth and Truly Dr. Drea  tina a
Sailor Ardith Kensrue Dustin Kensrue of Thrice  Franka
Elijah Bob Patricus Guggi Q Hewson Bono Elijah, I can deal with. Bob, to honor Bono's dad, fine. Patricus? Sorry, Bono. Nobody speaks Latin anymore. Guggi? Bono, if you wanted to honor your childhood friend, you could have used his real name, which is Derek. Q? There's absolutely no way that can be justified. beau99
Gunner Ricky Nelson Matthew's twin's name is Gunner not Gunther. Celeste
Cody & Cassidy Kathie Lee Gifford Did she have children or Cocker spaniels? Cautious Lip
Wolf and Lux Bobby Gillespie ( ex Primal Scream) His 2 sons with Kathy England. Ana
Eva Luna Sharon den Adel It's pretty...but I wonder if she took that name from the novel of that title... Kristen
Sunday Rose Kidman Urban Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman Huh? What could they have been thinking? I like Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman, but that first name is seriously awful. And why does she need to have both of her parents' last names? Like people aren't going to know that her mom is Nicole Kidman? She's going to be in the tabloids her whole life anyway. Poor kid. Why in the world anyone would name their child after a day of the week is beyond me. Edward
Johan Riley Fyodor Taiwo  Seal and Heidi Klum What was going thru their mind when they named their kid that? Candi
Sage Moon Blood Sylvestor Stallone  Candi
Denim and Diezel Toni Braxton  Candi
God'iss Love and Heaven Lil' Mo and Al Stone Very mystical Candi
Pirate Jonathan Davis Arrrgh! Candi
Daisy Boo and Poppy Honey Jamie and Julie Oliver Those are kinda cute, though. Candi
Saffron Sahara and Tallulah Pine Simon LaBon and Yasmine Geez, that's way out there. Candi
Ever Gabo Anderson Milla Jovovich Not in the realm of norm Candi
John Ira Shepherd Hanson Zac Hanson They're going to call him Shepherd!! Icccckk!!! That's so horrible! Poor baby. At least Taylor was unique but not totally ridiculous with his children's names (Ezra, Penelope, River) and neither was Isaac (Everett), but seriously?! Shepherd?! Nooo. Ash Salvador

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