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Song Names -> Bad Choices for on Hold Music -> T, Page 3
This idea came from the Simpsons. Homer has lost his baby Maggie, so he calls a hot line for missing children. The song being played while he is on hold is "Baby Come Back" by Player. That's what I am looking for here, bad music to be used for "hold" music on the phone.
Entries Beginning with T, Page 3
Entries starting with T are split into multiple pages: 1 2 3 4 5
Song Name | Performer Name | Product Name | Submitted by: | |||
| Thorazine Shuffle | Gov't Mule | Drug Addiction Hotline | Matt Swanton | |||
| Thorazine Shuffle | Bongos Bass and Bob | Mental Institution | meQal | |||
| Thou Shalt Not Steal | Dick & Deedee | Winona Ryder's answering machine | Bob | |||
| Thoughtless | KoRn | Mensa or other think tank | hardrock | |||
| Thoughts Of A Dying Atheist | Muse | Catholic Retirement Home | Cooper Stimson | |||
| Threads | Geoff Moore & the Distance | Clothing Manufacturer | Admiral Memo | |||
| Three Blind Mice | Traditional | Pest Control | Weamon | |||
| Three Times A Lady | The Commodores | Weight Watchers | phishphan | |||
| Threshold | Slayer | Suicide Prevention Hotline | Fbug | |||
| Thriller | Michael Jackson | Movie theater | Nathan Elia | |||
| Thriller | Michael Jackson | Gravediggers' Hotline | DinoSon | |||
| Through The Fire And The Flames | Dragonforce | Fire Department | cazikinolious | |||
| Throw Away Your Television | Red Hot Chili Peppers | Electricians | Fighter Street | |||
| Throw Away Your Television | Red Hot Chili Peppers | Direct TV/ Any Other Tv Provider | incredible Dudeman | |||
| Throw Back The Little Ones | Steely Dan | Abortion Clinic | Matt Swanton | |||
| Throw Back The Little Ones | Steely Dan | Any State Wildlife Agency | Tim Hall | |||
| Throw Yourself Away | Nickelback | Depression/Suicide Hotline | K | |||
| Throwing It All Away | Genesis | Recycling Plant | neptunevsmars | |||
| Throwing It All Away | Genesis | Terrell Owens' Answering Machine | Andy | |||
| Throwing It All Away | Genesis | Recycling Center | Ed | |||
| Thunder | Boys Like Girls | Weather Network | Anonymous | |||
| Thunder Island | Jay Ferguson | Travel Agency | Matt Donnelly | |||
| Thunderstruck | AC/DC | Hospital Burns Unit | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
| Thunderstruck | AC/DC | Tampa Bay Lightning | go*habs*go | |||
| The Tide Is High | Atomic Kitten | Tsunami Relief | C | |||
| The Tide Is High | Blondie | Florida Tourism Bureau (during hurricanes) | Big Mark | |||
| Tie Your Mother Down | Queen | Senior Citizen Abuse Hotline | Lisa | |||
| Tied Up Too Tight | Hard-Fi | The Gallows | Dongquan | |||
| TiK ToK | Ke$ha | Watch Repair Service | Dongquan | |||
| Til I Am Myself Again | Blue Rodeo | Psychiatrist | Diane | |||
| Till Death Do Us Part | Madonna | Marriage Counselor | Quinn | |||
| Time | INXS | Clock Shop or Calendar Maker | Donna W | |||
| Time After Time | Cyndi Lauper | Retirement Home | ICP4EVER | |||
| Time Consumer | Coheed and Cambria | Any company the puts you on hold | Katy | |||
| Time For Me To Fly | REO Speedwagon | American Airlines | Larcen Tyler | |||
| Time Is On My Side | Rolling Stones | Herman Edwards' office | Charlie Decker | |||
| Time Is On My Side | The Rolling Stones | 911 | TheDailyDose.com | |||
| Time Is Running Out | Muse | 911 | meggo | |||
| Time Is Runnning Out | Papa Roach | Emergency Ward | tictacs941 | |||
| Time Is Ticking Away | DC Talk | Nursing Home | Admiral Memo | |||
| Time Stand Still | Rush | Rolex (Or Any Watch Company) | RexTyler | |||
| Time To Break Up | Blink 182 | Guns N Roses Tour Info Line | Regos the Sane | |||
| Time To Get Ill | Beastie Boys | Hospital | Nightshadowliver | |||
| Time To Make You Mine | Lisa Stansfield | Dating Agency | A-lean | |||
| Time To Waste | Alkaline Trio | Services That Put You On Hold | YATHATSME | |||
| Time Won't Let Me | The Outsiders | Anyone Who Puts You On Hold | JesusGeek | |||
| Time's Up | Buzzcocks | Bomb Threat/ Defusal Hotline | weyKiller | |||
| Times Like These | The Foo Fighters | 'Coping with Senility' Therapy Class | Splinter | |||
| Timmy And The Lords Of The Underworld | Cast of South Park | Any Channel That Isn't Comedy Central | Puppy Loves Chew Toys | |||
| Timothy | The Buoys | Missing Persons Hotline | goggomobil | |||
| Timothy | The Buoys | Mining company | Akira | |||
| Tiny Bubbles | Don Ho | Alcoholics Anonymous Helpline | David Vohs | |||
| Tiny Dancer | Elton John | Weight Watchers | deprivedwife | |||
| Tiny Dancer | Elton John | Little People of America | Legion | |||
| Tiny Voices | Boxcar Racer | Schizophrenia | retsehcekim | |||
| Tipper Gore | Alice Donut | Parents Music Resource Center | The Skuz | |||
| Tipsy | J-Kwon | Ala-Teen | Miki Koishikawa | |||
| Tipsy | J-Kwon | Alchoholics Anonymous | shake-zula | |||
| Tipsy | J-Kwon | Alcoholics Anonymous | joe joe | |||
| Tipsy | J-Kwon | Alcoholics Anonymous | Lucy | |||
| Tipsy | J-Kwon | Alcoholics Anonymous | Sarah C | |||
| Tired Of Sex | Weezer | Trojan Consumer Comments Line | sam | |||
| Tired Of Waiting | Kinks | Any Company That Puts You On Hold | charverz | |||
| TNT | AC/DC | Wile E. Coyote's Answering Machine | pickle* | |||
| TNT | AC/DC | BOMB Squad | corbin | |||
| TNT | AC/DC | Anti-Terrorism Hotline | ZSGhost | |||
| TNT | AC/DC | Bomb Squad | bbb | |||
| To Catch a Predator | Insane Clown Posse | Child Abuse Victims' Support Line | Bort & Ornie | |||
| To Have And Not To Hold | Madonna | Dating Service | Opinion Girl | |||
| To Hell With The Devil | Stryper | The Church of Satan | MC Blargenfedibblenohip | |||
| To Know The Unknown | Innosense | Psychic Hotline | Da Phoenix | |||
| To Live And Die In LA | 2Pac | Los Angeles Tourist Bureau | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
| To Lose This Life | White Lies | Army Recruitment | Offended Brit | |||
| To Remain Tombless | My Dying Bride | Funeral Parlour | cherry girl | |||
| To Repel Ghosts | Manic Street Preachers | Skeptics Association | Neonblade | |||
| To Tell You Everything | Terri Clark | Counseling | Mouse | |||
| To The Moon And Back | Savage Garden | N.A.S.A. | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
| To The Moon And Back | Savage Garden | NASA | Shawna | |||
| To The Moon And Back | Savage Garden | Flat Earth Society | Ed | |||
| Today Is A Good Day To Die | Manowar | Suicide Hotline | Jeffrey Hope | |||
| Together Forever | Rick Astley | Conjoined Twins Support Group | Raki | |||
| Tom Dooley | Kingston Trio | Suicide Prevention Line | goggomobil | |||
| Tombstone Blues | Bob Dylan | Funeral Home | ObLaBlah | |||
| Tombstone Shadow | Creedence Clearwater Revival | Funeral Home | Bill S | |||
| Tomorrow Belongs To Me | Sensational Alex Harvey Band | Prince Harry's answering machine | pickle* | |||
| Tomorrow Never Knows | The Beatles | Fortune tellers | Evan | |||
| Tongue Tied | Eve 6 | Speech therapist | RevengeFromMars YouTube | |||
| Tongue Tied | Eve 6 | Speech Therapist | anon | |||
| Tongue Tied | Eve 6 | Speech therapist | RevengeFromMars YouTube | |||
| Tonight Is The Night I Feel Asleep At The Wheel | Barenaked Ladies | Geico | Stewart Jenkins | |||
| Too Cold at Home | Mark Chesnutt | Carrier AC's | JohnFedorchak | |||
| Too Drunk to F*** | Dead Kennedys | Al Anon etc. | Raki | |||
| Too Drunk To F*** | Dead Kennedys | Escort Service | Bling Bling | |||
| Too High | Stevie Wonder | Drug Rehab | Paul Warren | |||
| Too High For The Supermarket | The Uninvited | Supermarket/Drug Rehab | Danielle | |||
| Too Hot | Kool & The Gang | The Weather Channel | Ed | |||
| Too Late For Love | Def Leppard | Dating Service for Older People | rocky | |||
| Too Little, Too Late | JoJo | Fred D. Thompson's answering machine | Raphael | |||
| Too Little, Too Late | JoJo | Sex Clinic | shepop | |||
| Too Little, Too Late | JoJo | Marriage Counselors | shepop |
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