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Song Names -> Bad Choices for on Hold Music -> M, Page 3
This idea came from the Simpsons. Homer has lost his baby Maggie, so he calls a hot line for missing children. The song being played while he is on hold is "Baby Come Back" by Player. That's what I am looking for here, bad music to be used for "hold" music on the phone.
Entries Beginning with M, Page 3
Entries starting with M are split into multiple pages: 1 2 3 4
Song Name | Performer Name | Product Name | Submitted by: | |||
| Miss Sarajevo | U2 | UN/NATO Peacekeepers | Mr. Zagreb | |||
| Miss World | Hole | Suicide Hotline | JEAN | |||
| Miss You Love | Silverchair | Divorce Lawyer | Heath | |||
| Missing | Everything But The Girl | Missing Persons Helpline | Julie woolie | |||
| Missing | Evanescence | Report missing person | thelastaurora | |||
| Missing | Evanescence | Missing Persons Unit | xIxHatexYourxBandx | |||
| Missing My Baby | Selena | Missing Children Hotline | Da Phoenix | |||
| Missing The War | Ben Folds Five | Micheal Moore's Residential Phone | Alexi | |||
| Mississippi | Sheryl Crow | Mississipi Tourist Agency | Opinion Girl | |||
| Missundaztood | Pink | Special Needs School | Larcen Tyler | |||
| Mister Big Stuff | Jean Knight | Weight Watchers/Jenny Craig | soul | |||
| Mister Cellophane | From The Musical 'Chicago' | Reynolds Wrap (Or any aluminum foil manufacturer) | KooKooDee | |||
| Mixed Up World | Sophie Ellis-Bextor | International Dyslexia Association | Jennifer | |||
| Mmm Bop | Hanson | Speech Therapist | Opinion Girl | |||
| Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm | Crash Test Dummies | Speech Institute | Ed | |||
| Mo Money Mo Problems | Notorious BIG | Debt Reduction or Bankruptcy Agency | Erica | |||
| Moby Dick | Led Zeppelin | Enzyte (Naural Male enhancment) | Kev | |||
| The Model | Kraftwerk | Naomi Campbell / Kate Moss | Richard Davies | |||
| Modern Chemistry | Motion City Soundtrack | Psychiatrist's Office | Princess | |||
| Modern Day Cain | I DONT KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME | Church | Tessa C | |||
| Modern Day Delilah | Van Stephenson | Hair Salon | Todd W. Zimmerman | |||
| Moi...Lolita | Alizee | Pedophile Clinic | Genevieve | |||
| Mom's In Rehab | Huntingtons | Drug Dealer | Idont Havaname | |||
| Mon Amour | Shakira | French Tourism Bureau | Sabrina Flowe | |||
| Monday Morning Church | Alan Jackson | Funeral Home | Billy Boyd | |||
| Money | Pink Floyd | GOP Donation Line | Geoffrey Bell | |||
| Money | Pink Floyd | The Internal Revenue Service | MC Blargenfedibblenohip | |||
| Money | Pink Floyd | Homeless Shelter | Matt Swanton | |||
| Money | Pink Floyd | Donations Dept., GoodWill Foundation | Thomas | |||
| Money | Michael Jackson | Casino | TOTU | |||
| Money | Pink Floyd | Donald Trump campaign office | Yello Jello | |||
| Money | Charli Blatimore | Bank | tha g | |||
| Money (That's What I Want) | The Beatles | Democratic Political Party | Edward | |||
| Money Can't Buy Me Love | The Beatles | Wage & Hour Information Line | lilli | |||
| Money Changes Everything | Cyndi Lauper | Martha Stewart's house | Ed | |||
| Money Changes Everything | Cyndi Lauper | IRS | shepop | |||
| Money For Nothing | Dire Straits | Work Harder Seminar | ~Evenni~ | |||
| Money For Nothing | Dire Straits | Donald Trump's office | britrock | |||
| Money For Nothing | Dire Straits | Any Casino | Martha Irvin | |||
| Money For Nothing | Dire Straits | George Steinbrenner's office | britrock | |||
| Money For Nothing | Dire Straits | Welfare Office | Marv | |||
| Money For Nothing | Dire Straits | Richard Branson's office | britrock | |||
| Money For Nothing | Dire Straits | Dow Jones/NASDAQ | britrock | |||
| Money Money Money | ABBA | Unemployment Department | mojo | |||
| Money Money Money | ABBA | The Bank | Time Machine | |||
| Money's Too Tight To Mention | Simply Red | Savings and Loan | Marv | |||
| Money, Money, Money | ABBA | Wario Ware, Inc | Ichigo Sneasel | |||
| Money, Money, Money | ABBA | Debt Collection Agency | Brian | |||
| Money, Money, Money | ABBA | Any charity | Liz | |||
| Money, Money, Money | ABBA | Mortgage Center/Bank | Helz | |||
| Moneytalks | AC/DC | The National Treasury | Evan | |||
| Mongoloid | Devo | Autistic Self Advocacy Network | Brian | |||
| Monkey | George Michael | Zoo | Andrew | |||
| Monopoly | Klaus Lage | Microsoft | Guise | |||
| Monsoon | Tokio Hotel | Relief fund for Sri Lanka | Evan | |||
| Moody River | Pat Boone | Suicide Help Line | David | |||
| Moody River | Pat Boone | Whitewater Outfitter | Alison Runyon | |||
| Moon Baby | Godsmack | NASA | !C&- 66 | |||
| Mope | Bloodhound Gang | Anger Management Clinic | Airrider | |||
| More | Sisters of Mercy | Rape Crisis Hotline | Rock Maninoff | |||
| More Beer | Fear | Alcoholics Anonymous | KM 235 | |||
| More Human Than Human | White Zombie | The Human Cloning Foundation | Indomitus | |||
| More Than A Woman | Bee Gees | Transgender Helpline | VJON | |||
| More Than A Woman | Bee Gees | Cross Dresser's Anonymous | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
| More Than Fine | Switchfoot | Suicide Hotline | Bryan Pardue | |||
| The More You Ignore Me the Closer I Get | Morrissey | Stalker Hotline | Fluffy Bunny | |||
| The Morning After | Maureen McGovern | Boat Rental Office | Woogie | |||
| The Morning After | Maureen McGovern | Any Funeral Home | Paul Warren | |||
| Morning Has Broken | Cat Stevens | Insomnia Group | Kilgore | |||
| Morning Train (Nine To Five) | Sheena Easton | Any Taxi Company | MarioAlessio | |||
| Morphine | Michael Jackson | hospital | Sarah | |||
| Morphine | Michael Jackson | Drug Rehab Clinic | Jeff Jones | |||
| Morrissey Must Die | The Meatmen | Any Branch Of The Smiths Fan Club | The Skuz | |||
| Most Girls | Pink | Lesbian Organization | PurpleChick | |||
| The Most Mysterious Song on the Internet | Miscellaneous | Treasure Hunters' Organization | Kerry | |||
| Mother | Pink Floyd | Maternity Ward | Evan | |||
| Mother | The Police | psychoanalyst | David R | |||
| Mother and Child Reunion | Paul Simon | Missing Persons Hotline | Death_Zero | |||
| Mother Earth | Gov't Mule | Funeral Home | Eamon O'Dwyer | |||
| Mother Lover | The Lonely Island | Incest Help Hotline | carly_carlz | |||
| Mother Stands For Comfort | Kate Bush | Prince Andrew's answering machine | pickle | |||
| A Mother's Love Is A Blessing | Foster And Allen | Bates Motel | I'mFeelingMuchBetter | |||
| Motherf***er From Hell | The Datsuns | Incest Awareness | BobyBird 7:18 | |||
| Motherf***er, I Don't Care | Murderdolls | Suicide Helpline | Rynn | |||
| Motherless Child | Sweetwater | Adoption Center | Frieda Evans | |||
| Motherless Children | Eric Clapton | Grief counselling | Justin | |||
| Mothers Of The Disappeared | U2 | Runaway Hotline | Sarah Mc | |||
| Mountain Dew | Grandpa Jones | The Makers Of Mello Yello | crazydon | |||
| The Mourn | Skinny Puppy | Mental Hospital | bleurgh | |||
| Move Along | The All-American Rejects | Supreme Court | Dongquan | |||
| Move To Miami | Enrique Iglesias | Miami Tourist Information Center | Ariana Grande mocha swirl | |||
| Move To The City | Guns 'N' Roses | Runaway Prevention Hotline | SisterGirl | |||
| Move to Work | Fine Young Cannibals | Moving truck companies | Chris Chendo | |||
| Move Your Feet | Junior Senior | Paraplegics Counselling | Raki | |||
| Move, B****! | Ludacris | Women's/Feminist's organization | Diddims | |||
| Move, Bitch! | Ludacris | Driving School | Liz | |||
| Movin' Out (Anthony's Song) | Billy Joel | Hackensack NJ Chamber of Commerce | Kerry | |||
| Mr Blobby | Miscellaneous | Toys "R" Us | MC Blargenfedibblenohip | |||
| Mr Know It All | Kelly Clarkson | Autism helpline | Natasha | |||
| Mr. Blue Sky | Electric Light Orchestra | Severe Weather Hotline | Non Compos Mentis |
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