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Fun Music Information -> Miscellaneous
This is the most recent information about Miscellaneous that has been submitted to amIright. If we have more information about Miscellaneous, then we provide a link to the section where it appears (the actual page whenever possible).
Possible Misspelled Names:
These are the alternate spellings of the performer's name we've had to correct in submissions to amIright.
Various (see note), Various Performers, Various Authors, Various Artists, Various, Unkown, Unknown, Songwriters, Not sure, Misc., A Movie song, FromNew Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "I Saw That Daddy Was Santa Claus" | "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" | Nicole Velocin |
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "1956 KYW TV Jingle" | "Who The Piracy Voted For Tony Blair?" | Parody Beast |
| "Various Songs" | "The Parody Beast Mashup" | Parody Beast |
| "Mickey Mouse Club March" | "Disney's Woke!" | CryHavoc |
| "Santa Claus Is Coming to Town" | "Santa Claus Is Sloughing Off Gowns" | John A. Barry |
| "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" | "I Got Mommy in My Blackmail Claws" | John A. Barry |
| "Silver Bells" | "Grifting Sells" | John A. Barry |
| "Frosty the Snowman" | "Foggy-from-Dope Man" | John A. Barry |
| "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas" | "Have Yourself a Cherry-Red and Split Lip" | John A. Barry |
| "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas" | "Stack Your Shelf: a Bevy ’f Bibulousness" | John A. Barry |
| "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas" | "Have Ourselves a Scary, Vicious Sickness" | John A. Barry |
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Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| The Most Mysterious Song on the Internet | Treasure Hunters' Organization | Kerry |
| Mr Blobby | Toys "R" Us | MC Blargenfedibblenohip |
| All I Want for Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth | Aspen Dental | MC Blargenfedibblenohip |
Song Parody Fragments:
"Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas"
Better Lyrics:
Facebook friends who are dear to us
Gather near to us once more.
Gather near to us once more.
Original Lyrics:
Faithful friends who are dear to us
Gather near to us once more.
Gather near to us once more.
Submitted by: Richard Wetfuss
"Toys'R'Us advert"
Better Lyrics:
(Given the relationship between Autism $peaks and the Judge Rotenberg Center, and since Toys'R'Us donate money to the Autism 'charity'...)
There's a torturous place, you're on your way there
Where hundreds of Auties are all getting shocked
It's called JRC!
There's a torturous place, you're on your way there
Where hundreds of Auties are all getting shocked
It's called JRC!
Original Lyrics:
There's a magical place, we're on our way there
With millions of toys all under one roof
It's called Toys'R'Us!
With millions of toys all under one roof
It's called Toys'R'Us!
Submitted by: Sheogorath
"Take Me Out to the Ball Game"
Better Lyrics:
(Just learned that Major League Baseball supports a genocidal 'charity', so I created this statement in response to that news.)
Take me out to the ball game
Take me out with the crowd
We help charities harm Autistics
We don't care if that makes us seem dicks
Let me root, root, root for eugenics
If they don't kill, it's a shame
For when Autism $peaks strikes, you're out
At the old ball game
Take me out to the ball game
Take me out with the crowd
We help charities harm Autistics
We don't care if that makes us seem dicks
Let me root, root, root for eugenics
If they don't kill, it's a shame
For when Autism $peaks strikes, you're out
At the old ball game
Original Lyrics:
Take me out to the ball game
Take me out with the crowd
Just buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jack
I don't care if I never get back
Let me root, root, root for the home team
If they don't win, it's a shame
For it's one, two, three strikes, you're out
At the old ball game
Take me out with the crowd
Just buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jack
I don't care if I never get back
Let me root, root, root for the home team
If they don't win, it's a shame
For it's one, two, three strikes, you're out
At the old ball game
Submitted by: Sheogorath
Songs That Open With Their Titles:
"Our Song"
Opening Lines: Our song, we used to call it our song
Comments: Originally written as the Italian "La musica è finita" (The music is over).
Submitted by: Joey F.
| "This Is My Song"
Opening Lines: Love, this is my song, here is a song, my serenade to you
Comments: Many subsequent versions omit the first three stanzas of the original lyrics written by Charlie Chaplin.
Submitted by: Joey F.
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| There are additional Miscellaneous spelling lyrics available. | |
Super Long Pop Songs:
"Longplayer" Length: 1,000 years
It's true...you can even look it up. The song started playing on the internet in the year 2000, and will continue playing until the year 2999.
Submitted by: Rachel
Lyrics Spoonerisms:
"I'll Be Home For Christmas"
The Lyrics: I'll be home for Christmas.
Why: Bile fee chrome whore isthmus.
Submitted by: Allison O'Silla
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Hidden Messages:
"Giants Of Rock: Live (free with Daily Mail)"
At the end of the last song on the OTHER DISC ("Babe" by Styx), fast forward and turn up the volume as before to hear more bonus tracks!
Submitted by: A Stranger
"Giants Of Rock: Live (free with Daily Mail)"
At the end of the last song ("One Bourbon One Scotch One Beer" by George Thorogood), fast forward the track to between 18 and 20 minutes and turn the volume up VERY LOUD. You'll hear 3 bonus tracks!
Submitted by: A Stranger
What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):
"Hacker Targets"
The pursuit of hackers who audaciously stole and published online credit reports on First Lady Michelle Obama and nearly two-dozen other politicians and celebrities including singers Britney Spears, Jay-Z, and Beyonce remain a persistant threat. So far, the hackers who posted to a Russian website recently have eluded both identification and capture by the US AG, FBI, and the SF-based Interent Company Cloudflare. Celebrity social security numbers and other private information have been made public for anyone to view or use. Other big names include Mitt Romney, Donald Trump, and Tiger Woods. Lady Gaga stated that the intrusions were "disturbing" but confidently proclaimed that she was busy "with more pressing matters" of her career and launch of her next CD "ARTPOP" due in May 2013!!!
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
