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Song Names -> Bad Choices for on Hold Music -> M, Page 4
This idea came from the Simpsons. Homer has lost his baby Maggie, so he calls a hot line for missing children. The song being played while he is on hold is "Baby Come Back" by Player. That's what I am looking for here, bad music to be used for "hold" music on the phone.
Entries Beginning with M, Page 4
Entries starting with M are split into multiple pages: 1 2 3 4
Song Name | Performer Name | Product Name | Submitted by: | |||
| Mr. Brownstone | Guns 'n' Roses | Drug Rehab Center | ICP4EVER | |||
| Mr. Crowley | Ozzy Osbourne | The Golden Dawn Organization | L. Moony | |||
| Mr. Crowley | Ozzy Osbourne | Church of England | RatFaceLace | |||
| Mr. Freeze | K's Choice | The Gas Company | Mercy | |||
| Mr. Jack | System Of A Down | Roadside Assistence | The Weed Man | |||
| Mr. Lonely | Bobby Vinton | Dating Service | Sean Johnson | |||
| Mr. Newsman | Dir En Grey | News Agency | Laura~ | |||
| Mr. Roboto | Styx | The Japanes American Heritage Association | Tatiana | |||
| Mr. Roboto | Styx | Cyborg Factory | Fbug | |||
| Mr. Rogers | KoRn | Child Molestation Hotline | Evil Munky | |||
| Mr. Sandman | Chordettes | Funeral Directors or Insomnia Helpline | Anna Buehnenheim | |||
| Mr. Telephone Man | New Edition | Phone Company (or dating service) | Erica | |||
| Mr. Tinkertrain | Ozzy Osbourne | Toys 'R' Us | Anonymous Bob | |||
| Mrs Robinson | Simon & Garfunkel | Any Gigolo Services | MarioAlessio | |||
| Ms. Jackson | OutKast | Justin Timberlake's residence | Lindz | |||
| Ms. New Booty | Bubba Sparxxx | Feminist organization | Kerry | |||
| MTA | Kingston Trio | The subway | David | |||
| The MTA Song | Kingston Trio | Massachusetts Bay Transportation Authority | felipe | |||
| "MTA" | The Kingston Trio | Massachusetts Bay Transportation Authority (MTA) | Iludium Phosdex | |||
| MTV - Get Off The Air | Dead Kennedys | MTV | ghezzotrox | |||
| Much Too Young (To Feel This Damn Old) | Garth Brooks | Retirement Home | MassCountryFan | |||
| Muhammad My Friend | Tori Amos | Harrods' | pickle* | |||
| Murder By Numbers | The Police | 911 | Shane | |||
| Murder On The Dance Floor | Sophie Ellis Bextor | Club | Rosie | |||
| Murderess | The Power Station | Gretchen Whitmer's office | Edward | |||
| Murdoc Is God | Gorillaz | Church Group | Cyra Niccals | |||
| Must Be The Ganja | Eminem | Drug addiction help hotline | Stanmitchell2000 | |||
| Mutha (Don't Wanna Go To School Today) | Extreme | School | Andrew | |||
| My Baby | Cold Chisel | Abortion Clinic | Heath | |||
| My Baby | Leann Rimes | Abortion Clinic | Bubbles Devere | |||
| My Baby Thinks He's A Train | Rosanne Cash | Mental Hospital | Ed | |||
| My Baby's Gone | Johnnie and Joe | Amber Alert/ Child Abduction Hotline | Diddims | |||
| My Balls | Snot | Recreation Center | Mike Q | |||
| My Best Friend's Girl | Cars | Relationship Counseling | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
| My Bloody Valentine | Good Charlotte | Stalker's Helpline | Anna loves someone | |||
| My Bloody Valentine | Good Charlotte | Suicide Hotline | shawna | |||
| My Bloody Valentine | Good Charlotte | Love Help Line | Susan Madden | |||
| My Bloody Valentine | Good Charlotte | Domestic Abuse Hotline | ice | |||
| My Boobs are OK | Lene Alexandra | Breast cancer help hotline | The Nerd | |||
| My Boy Lollipop | Millie Small | Neverland Ranch | Mikey | |||
| My Brain Is Hanging Upside Down | The Ramones | Brain Surgeon | Anonymous Bob | |||
| My Cellmate Thinks I'm Sexy | Cledus T. Judd | Prison | Ed | |||
| My Ding-a-Ling | Chuck Berry | STD Clinic | Marv | |||
| My Ding-a-Ling | Chuck Berry | Urologist | meQal | |||
| My Eyes Adored You | Frankie Valli | Braille Center | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
| My Eyes Burn | Matchbook Romance | Visine Customer Service | Geo P. | |||
| My Eyes Get Blurry | Kenny Nolan | Eye clinic | Winter Pepper | |||
| My Favorite Mistake | Sheryl Crow | Abortion Clinic | Stevie | |||
| My Favorite Mistake | Sheryl Crow | Marriage Counseling Center | T.J. | |||
| My Fist, Your Face | Aerosmith | Anger Management Course | SisterGirl | |||
| My Friend Jack Eats Sugar Lumps | Smoke | Diabetes Support Group | Trina Lufkin | |||
| My Galileo | Alexandra & Konstantin (2004 Belarus Eurovision entry) | Observatory | Kingky | |||
| My Generation | The Who | Speech Therapist | The Deke | |||
| My Generation | The Who | Senior Home | Death_Zero | |||
| My Gift To You | Korn | Center For Sexually Transmitted Diseases | Spiricy | |||
| My Give-a-Damn's Busted | Jo Dee Messina | Suicide Hotline | Kathy | |||
| My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama | Frank Zappa | Musical Instruments Store | Samson and de Lilacs | |||
| My Happy Ending | Avril Lavigne | Depression Hotline | Raechel | |||
| My Happy Ending | Avril Lavigne | Romantic Help Hotline | Shippy Mandy | |||
| My Happy Ending | Avril Lavigne | Divorcee's Home | James | |||
| My Heart Will Go On | Celine Dion | National Heart Donors Registry Listing Order | Tatiana | |||
| My Heart Will Go On | Celine Dion | National Suicide Prevention Lifeline | MC Blargenfedibblenohip | |||
| My Heart Will Go On | Celine Dion | American Heart Foundation | cygna vamp | |||
| My Heart Will Go On | Celine Dion | Cardiac Science | The Nerd | |||
| My Heart Will Go On | Celine Dion | Organ Donation | tinka | |||
| My Humps | Black Eyed Peas | Breast Cancer Clinic | monkibonk | |||
| My Humps | Black Eyed Peas | Plastic Surgeon | Papaya | |||
| My Humps | Black Eyed Pees | Rent A Camel | dan | |||
| My Immortal | Evanescence | Funeral Home | Greesha | |||
| My Immortal | Evanescence | Funeral homes, cemetaries | newrock | |||
| My Last Breath | Evanescence | Hospital | <3 Highlighter love <3 | |||
| My Last Breath | Evanescence | Funeral Home | jane | |||
| My Last Breath | Evanescence | Suffocation Hospital | Fabio | |||
| My Last Words | Megadeth | Suicide Prevention Hotline | Fbug | |||
| My Little Town | Simon & Garfunkel | New York City Chamber of Congress | MOR | |||
| My Man | Barbra Streisand | Abused Women's Hotline | Katee | |||
| My Man is a Two-Timer | Marcia Ball | Marriage Divorce Counselling | Frieda Evans | |||
| My Morphine | Gillian Welch | National Drugs Helpline | Eyebone | |||
| My Name Is | Eminem | Amnesia Rehab | The_Raven7 | |||
| My Name is | Eminem | Alzheimer's Hotline | tictacs941 | |||
| My Name is Luka | Martika | Child Abuse Hotline | Liz | |||
| My Neck, My Back | Khia | Chiropractor | ash | |||
| My Obsession | Icehouse | Obsessive Compulsives Anonymous | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
| My Old Friend The Blues | Joe Nichols | Depression helpline | Ed | |||
| My Old Man | Good Charlotte | Family Dysfunctions Clinic | Dragoness | |||
| My Old Man's A Dustman | Lonnie Donnigan | Council Refuse Collection Dept. | ClarinetMad | |||
| My Old School | Steely Dan | Any School | Paul Warren | |||
| My Old School | Steely Dan | Board of Education (Dropout Hotline) | VJON | |||
| My Old Yellow Car | Dan Seals | Any Used Car Lot | Mikey | |||
| My Own Worst Enemy | Lit | Multiple Personality Disorder Hotline | JC Foster | |||
| My Paper Heart | All American Rejects | PaceMakers | moonset87 | |||
| My Paper Heart | All-American Rejects | Heart Surgeon | Erica | |||
| My Plague | Slipknot | Hospital | steven | |||
| My Sister Lover | Oasis | Family Therapists | Daniel | |||
| My Superman | B*Witched | Feminist Group | Opinion Girl | |||
| My Sweet Lord | George Harrison | Atheists Anonymous | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
| My Telly's Gone Bung | Crowded House | Television Company (New that is) | dizrythmia | |||
| My Way Out | David Usher | Suicide Prevention Hotline | Fbug | |||
| My Wife | The Who | Marriage Counseling | Eryn Lennon |
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