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Song Names -> Bad Choices for on Hold Music -> L, Page 4
This idea came from the Simpsons. Homer has lost his baby Maggie, so he calls a hot line for missing children. The song being played while he is on hold is "Baby Come Back" by Player. That's what I am looking for here, bad music to be used for "hold" music on the phone.
Entries Beginning with L, Page 4
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Song Name | Performer Name | Product Name | Submitted by: | |||
| Locked Up | Akon | State Prison | Salma | |||
| Loco | David Lee Murphy | Insane Assylum | PinmonkeyJunkie | |||
| Loco | Coal Chamber | Asylum | TTwoo | |||
| Locomotive Breath | Jethro Tull | Amtrak | Billy Florio | |||
| Lodi | Creedence Clearwater Revival | Lodi, California chamber of commerce | Bob | |||
| London Bridge Is Falling Down | Traditional | London Tourism Board | Jeffrey Hope | |||
| London Calling | The Clash | Irish Republican Army's HQ | Mazotti | |||
| London's Burning | The Clash | London City Tourism Agency | eoitweoptv | |||
| Lonely | Akon | Dating Service | Pat | |||
| Lonely Days,Lonely Nights | Bee Gees | Dating Agency | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
| Lonesome Loser | Little River Band | Casinos | Matt Donnelly | |||
| The Long And Winding Road. | Will & Gareth | Any Breakdown Service | Anon | |||
| Long Stick Go Boom | Krokus | Asda supermarket | Pickle | |||
| A Long Time Gone | The Everly Brothers | Missing Persons Hotline | Marian | |||
| Long Train Runnin' | The Doobie Brothers | Canadian National Railway | Todd W. Zimmerman | |||
| Long Trip Alone | Dierks Bentley | Travel agency | Ed216 | |||
| Longneck Bottle | Garth Brooks | Alcoholics Anonymous | crazydon | |||
| The Look | Roxette | Beauty Salon | Larcen Tyler | |||
| Look At You Now | Simply Red | Plastic Surgeon | Marv | |||
| Look Good In Leather | Cody ChesnuTT | PETA | plasket | |||
| Look Into My Eyes | Outlandish | American Foundation for the Blind | Jellybean | |||
| Look Mama | Howard Jones | Timothy Lumsden's answering machine (from Sorry!) | pickle | |||
| Look Through Any Window | Hollies | Peeping Tom's Anonymous | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
| Look Through My Eyes | Phil Collins | Optician | Rosie | |||
| Look What The Cat Dragged In | Poison | Petco/Pet Smart | Kaylyn | |||
| Look What You've Done | Jet | Counselling Service | erica | |||
| Lookin' Out My Backdoor | Creedence Clearwater Revival | Proctology Clinic | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
| Looking For A New Love | Jody Watley | Divorce Attorney | been_a_son | |||
| Looking For A Stranger | Pat Benetar | Dating Service | Drewzi | |||
| Looking For Freedom | David Hasselhoff | Prison | Lena | |||
| Looking For Love | Johnny Lee | Dating Service | Edward | |||
| Looking For Water | David Bowie | Water Works | Christobel | |||
| Looking Good Is All That Matters | Guttermouth | Eating Disorder Clinic | anon | |||
| Looking Out My Back Door | Creedence Clearwater Revival | Proctologist | effuhz | |||
| Looks That Kill | Motley Crue | Beauty Clinic | nightrain express | |||
| Lord Have Mercy On A Country Boy | Don Wiliams | Land developer's office | Tarzan | |||
| Lord Only Knows | Beck | Psychic Hotline | SisterGirl | |||
| Lord, I Know I've Been Changed | Traditional | GLAAD/Any LGBT organization | Diddims | |||
| Lord, Is It Mine? | Supertramp | Pregnancy clinic | pickle | |||
| Los Angeles Is Burning | Bad Religion | Los Angeles Fire Department | Az | |||
| Lose Control | Missy Elliott | Psychiatric hospital | Kerry | |||
| Lose My Breath | Destiny's Child | Asthma Hotline | Boom2K | |||
| Lose My Breath | Destniny's Child | Asthma Center | Helz | |||
| Lose This Life | Tait | Suicide Hotline | Chris | |||
| lose yourself | Eminem | helpline for missing children | Daniel L | |||
| Lose Yourself | Eminem | Missing Persons Helpline | loonytune | |||
| Loser | 3 Doors Down | Bode Miller's Home | rocky | |||
| Loser | Beck | Unemployment Office | Stacy | |||
| Loser | Plastiscines | Trump's answering machine | SPANK that Douchebag traitor! | |||
| Loser | Beck | Mike Maroth's Home | Catch | |||
| Loser | Beck | Bode Miller's Home | rocky | |||
| Loser | Beck | Suicide Hotline | SisterGirl | |||
| Loser | Beck | Washington Redskins | Tarzan | |||
| Loser | Beck | Gambler's Anonymous | Aaron Presley | |||
| Loser | 3 Doors Down | Hillary Clinton Campaign HQ | Crystal | |||
| Loser | Plastiscenes | Donald Trump's Answering Machine | SPANK THAT DONNIE DOUCHEBAG! | |||
| Loser | Beck | Suicide Hotline | Temari | |||
| Loser | Beck | Joe Biden's answering machine | Edward | |||
| Loser | 3 Doors Down | Suicide Hotline | Katie | |||
| Loser | Beck | Cincinnati Bengals/Detroit Lions | newrock | |||
| Losing A Whole Year | Third Eye Blind | Alzheimer's Clinic | JC Foster | |||
| Losing Grip | Avril lavingne | Accident Helpline | Indra.v | |||
| Losing Grip | Avril Lavigne | Rock Climbing | Spankie | |||
| Losing Grip | Avril Lavigne | Automotive Tire Company | CLL | |||
| Losing My Religion | R.E.M. | Church/Mosque/Synagogue/Temple | Alyssa | |||
| Losing My Religion | REM | Church/Catholic School | Rock Princess | |||
| Losing My Religion | R.E.M | Church | Mikey | |||
| Losing My Religion | R.E.M. | Church | nightrain express | |||
| Losing My Religion | R.E.M. | The 700 Club | Lucy | |||
| Losing My Religion | R.E.M | The Reverend's Office | JoeKing | |||
| Losing My Religion | REM | Jehovah's Witnesses | Josh 2 | |||
| The Lost Art Of Keeping A Secret | Queens Of The Stone Age | Any Confidential Hotline | Aaron Saraco | |||
| Lost Boys | 69 Eyes | Hotline for Missing Children | Chris Bodily TM | |||
| The Lost Children | Michael Jackson | Missing Person's Hotline | Marv | |||
| Lost For Words | Split Enz | Mutes Association | dizrythmia | |||
| Lost Highway | Bon Jovi | Bus Line | Worawat | |||
| Lost In A Contraption | CKY(Camp Kill Yourself) | Abortion Clinic | Wally P. | |||
| Lost In Space | Lighthouse Family | NASA | Julie woolie | |||
| Lost In Space | The Misfits | NASA | Rachel | |||
| Lost In The Supermarket | The Clash | Supermarket/Mall Help Line | me | |||
| Lost The Plot | Newsboys | Robert Jordan's answering machine | Bergil | |||
| Lost the Plot | Newsboys | Cemetary | Admiral Memo | |||
| Lost The Plot | Newsboys | Writer | Admiral Memo | |||
| Loud Electronic Ferocious (L.E.F.) | Ferry Corsten | Tech Support | Tikuko | |||
| Loud Love | Soundgarden | Marriage Counselor | Fbug | |||
| Loudmouth | Ramones | Marjorie Taylor Greene's answering machine | I Ain't THAT Crazy | |||
| Loudmouth | The Ramones | Donald Trump's answering machine | I Saw The Ramones Live 4X! | |||
| Louie, Louie | The Kingsmen | Any College, especially Dartmouth | Jake | |||
| Louisiana 1927 | Randy Newman | Hurricane Katrina/Rita relief agency | Dan Fletcher | |||
| Love & Peace | Pierrot | The White House | inky | |||
| Love and Marriage | Frank Sinatra | Gay/Lesbian organization | Diddims | |||
| Love And Marriage | Frank Sinatra | Divorce Lawyer | cherry girl | |||
| Love Bites | Def Leppard | Local Animal Shelter | Ed | |||
| Love Bites | Def Leppard | Couples Counseling | Tatiana | |||
| Love Child | Diana Ross | Planned Parenthood | XRaySpecks | |||
| Love Child | The Supremes | Adoption agency | Daniel G. | |||
| Love Don't Cost A Thing | Jennifer Lopez | Brothel or Mustang Ranch | Payne | |||
| Love Don't Cost A Thing | Jennifer Lopez | Phone Sex Line | SisterGirl | |||
| Love Dump | Static-X | Bakery | Billy Boyd | |||
| Love For Sale | Talking Heads | Eliot Spitzer's answering machine | Candace Mercer |
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