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Performer Pseudonyms:

Also known as: Tariq Akonoan. Submitted by: Old MacDonald

Also known as: Allaune Thiam. Submitted by: AJ

Better Names for Current Songs:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Gepetto""Ghetto"Richard

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
Comments & Submittor Name
"If I Can't Have You""Lonely," AkonSonia Dodo
"Locked Up""Release Me," Engelbert HumperdinckGet me out of prison! - Dongquan
"Smack That""Stop the Violence," A Global ThreatLizzie
"Sorry (Blame It on Me)""Inconsolable," Backstreet Boysflipside

Change a Letter In a Song Title:

"Lovely" originally "Lonely"
That is much better.
Natasha

Song Parody Recordings:

Mar 26 "Facebook" by Mr. Washable a parody of "Right Now" by Akon
A story of change. No not the Obama kind of change. A change of social networking proportions. From MySpace... to Facebook YouTube: (Flash, mp3) (Comments)
Feb 16 "Weak Bladder" by Karl Ramey a parody of "Don't Matter" by Akon
A song about a guy who can't hold it in Soundclick.com: (Mp3) (Comments)
Jan 9 "Snack That (Remix)" by Insert Coin(s) to Continue a parody of "Smack That (Remix)" by Akon
A sequel to my biggest hit, "Snack That". It's a parody of the "Smack That" remix featuring Ca$his and Bobby Creekwater. SoundClick: (MP3, Flash) (Comments)
May 23 "Can't Rap" by Nuclear Bubble Wrap a parody of "Smack That" by Akon
If I'm gonna do a rap parody, it might as well be about not being able to rap... soundclick.com: (mp3) (Comments)

Song Parodies:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Right Now (Na Na Na)""Facebook (Book Book Book)"Mr. Washable
"Smack That""Snack Pack"Chance Gollnick
"Right Now Na Na Na""Bored Right Na Na Na"Mjcyoungparodymasta
"I'm So Paid""I'm So Sick"Mjcyoungparodymasta
"Lonely""Baloney"Incompetentia
"Sorry, Blame It on Me""You Can Put the Game on Wii"Insert Coin(s) to Continue
"Lonely""Mr. Homely"James at War
"It Don't Matter""I got 'Chu"Chainsaw Nintendiac
"Smack That (Remix)""Snack That (Remix)"Insert Coin(s) to Continue
"Smack That""Pass That"Akracker

There are additional Akon song parodies available.

Untapped Commercial Ideas:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
LonelyMatch.comChris
Locked UpMartha Stewart ItemsSkateland

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
Locke'd UpPrisonRandom Person
Smack ThatChild Abuse HelplineNatasha
Locked UpLil Kim's Answering Machinepercy
Locked UpState PrisonSalma
LonelyDating ServicePat
There are additional Akon on hold music ideas available.

Duets Not Yet Performed:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Umbrella
   Rihanna
Always Talking About What You Got
   Akon
Always Talking About That Umbrella
Shanice
Smack That
   Akon
Jackass
   Green Day
Smack That Jackass
Lizzie

Misheard Lyrics:

"Right Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just wish you could die with me
Wish you could die
Original Lyrics:
Just wish you could dine with me
Wish you could dine
"Belly Dancer (Bananza)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't be shy girl. Pee in your pantsaaaa
Original Lyrics:
Don't be shy, girl, go bananza
"Right Now (Na Na Na)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wish you could die with me
Original Lyrics:
Wish you could dine with me
"Dangerous"
Misheard Lyrics:
Watch out I've seen her tight before
Original Lyrics:
Watch out I've seen her type before
There are additional Akon misheard lyrics available.

Funny Lyrics:

"Im So Lonely"
The Funny Lyrics:
im so lonely i have no body
Why They're Funny:
damn you do to have a body the sexiest one around LOL :0 haha.. just messin with yuh
Submitted by: trisha
"Hack That"
The Funny Lyrics:
i stay awake all night in my bed sweating,
just wondering why all these guys are betting,
im gonna try and hack bill gates computer,
all the guys bet thousands so they'll be shouting.
hack that dont leave a trace,
hack that this aint a race,
hack that just take your time,
hack that k23brime.
(repeat)
at first i was ready to hack then,
i saw a hacker get arrested the cops then,
im gonna be a little more careful,
so whats his password could it be hairball?,
i'm a hacker,
bill is faster,
im gettin half the winnings,
but its gonna strike disaster,
i stay awake all night in my bed sweating,
just wondering why all these guys are betting,
im gonna try and hack bill gates computer,
all the guys bet thousands so they'll be shouting.
hack that dont leave a trace,
hack that this aint a race,
hack that just take your time,
hack that k23brime.
(repeat)
eminem bit unincluded
i stay awake all night in my bed sweating,
just wondering why all these guys are betting,
im gonna try and hack bill gates computer,
all the guys bet thousands so they'll be shouting.
hack that dont leave a trace,
hack that this aint a race,
hack that just take your time,
hack that k23brime.
(repeat)
evryones quiet,
slip up i'll cause a riot,
its all tense now,
when i type in diet,
the comp just,
shrinks to a pea and,
soon the comp will,
be like a bit of sand yeah,
i wasnt very careful with the keys,
hittin no less than three,
evry milli,
evry milli second yeah yeah.
i stay awake all night in my bed sweating,
just wondering why all these guys are betting,
im gonna try and hack bill gates computer,
all the guys bet thousands so they'll be shouting.
hack that dont leave a trace,
hack that this aint a race,
hack that just take your time,
hack that k23brime.
(repeat)
Why They're Funny:
because they are like an akon nerd version hahahaha
Submitted by: easty
There are additional Akon Funny lyrics available.

Repetitive Lyrics:

"Lonely"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
Lonely,I'm Mr Lonely
I have nobody for my own
Why They're Repetitive:
God!!!! I can't get those lyrics out of my head. Akon...you really messed this one up. You ruined your career
Submitted by: Pimpmaster Chris
 

Insincere Lyrics:

"Lonely"
The Insincere Lyrics:
Lonely
I'm Mr. Lonely
I have nobody for my own!
Why They're Insincere:
Considering Akon is a grown man, why would he be singing is such a squeaky babyish voice?
Submitted by: Alice were Viking LadyGaladriel
 

Misrhymed Lyrics:

"Lonely"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
You a good girl and I had no right
I really wanna make things right!
Why They're Misrhymed:
You cannot rhyme the word 'right' with itself, Akon!
Submitted by: Outkast made more Cent
"Lonely"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
Lonely
I'm Mr Lonely
Why They're Misrhymed:
Lonely don't rhyme with itself!
Submitted by: Tarquin
There are additional Akon misrhymed lyrics available.

Insulting Lyrics:

"Smack that"
The Insulting Lyrics:
"Smack That" (feat. Eminem) [Akon:] Shady Convict Upfront Akon Slim Shady I see the one, because she be that lady! Hey! I feel you creeping, I can see it from my shadow Why don't you jump in my Lamborghini Gallardo Maybe go to my place and just kick it like TaeBo And possibly bend you over look back and watch me [Chorus (2X):] Smack that all on the floor Smack that give me some more Smack that 'till you get sore Smack that oh-oh! Upfront style ready to attack now Pull in the parking lot slow with the lac down Convicts got the whole thing packed now Step in the club now and wardrobe intact now! I feel it down and cracked now (ooh) I see it dull and backed now I'm gonna call her, than I pull the mack down Money no problem, pocket full of that now! I feel you creeping, I can see it from my shadow Why don't you jump in my Lamborghini Gallardo Maybe go to my place and just kick it like TaeBo And possibly bend you over look back and watch me [Chorus (2x)] [Eminem:] Ooh...Looks like another club banger They better hang on when they throw this thing on Get a little drink on They gonna flip for this Akon shit You can bank on it! Pedicure, manicure kitty-cat claws The way she climbs up and down them poles Looking like one of them putty-cat dolls Trying to hold my woodie back through my draws Steps upstage didn't think I saw Creeps up behind me and she's like "You're!" I'm like ya I know lets cut to the chase No time to waste back to my place Plus from the club to the crib it's like a mile away Or more like a palace, shall I say Plus I got pal if your gal is game In fact he is the one singing the song that's playing "Akon!" [Akon:] I feel you creeping, I can see it from my shadow Why don't you jump in my Lamborghini Gallardo Maybe go to my place and just kick it like TaeBo And possibly bend you over look back and watch me [Chorus] Eminem is rollin', d and em rollin' bo And all marvelous them rolling Women just holding big booty rolling' Soon I'll be on Eminem throwing "D!" Hitting no less than "Three!" Block wheel style like "Whee!" Girl I can tell you want me because lately I feel you creeping, I can see it from my shadow Why don't you jump in my Lamborghini Gallardo Maybe go to my place and just kick it like TaeBo And possibly bend you over look back and watch me
Why They're Insulting:
I'm sorry but what non slezy girsl would to have their butt smakced by soem strnage guy. maybe a married perosn would'nt foerm their husband from well you know, well you get the idea and makes it seem like all women would running over to have sex with Akon, or doing oen stands. prematirl sex is wrong. these lyrics are dirty too
Submitted by: Twlighter
 

Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:

"Sorry, Blame It On Me"
The Lyrics:
I'm sorry that it took so long to speak
But I was on tour with Gwen Stefani
Who They Mention:
Gwen Stefani - Akon provided guest vocals on The Sweet Escape.
Submitted by: Stompgal
 

Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:

"Smack That"
The Lyrics:
I feel you creepin', I can see you from my shadow
Wanna jump up in my Lamborghini Gallerdo
Product Brand Name:
Lamborghini Gallerdo
Submitted by: Alex
 

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

"Ghetto"
Opening Lines:
Ghetto Ghetto Ghetto Ghetto livin'
Comments:
Submitted by: Wolfgang59
"Don't Matter"
Opening Lines:
Nobody wanna see us together but it don't matter no cause I got you
Comments:
Submitted by: Wolfgang59

Song Title Space Change:

"Lock Ed Up" originally "Locked Up"
Submitted by: Peter

Songs That Are Banned:

"I Wanna Love You"
Song title was originally "I Wanna F*** You." Edited for airplay.
Submitted by: dxman

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Night Row" originally "Right Now"
Submitted by: Ava Rice

Upbeat Songs With Depressing Lyrics:

"Lonely"
The Lyrics:
Lonely, I'm Mr. Lonely
I have nobody for my own
Why:
I know this song isn't upbeat, but it's meant to be a sad break-up song, yet the squeaky voice used makes it sound like a happy kiddies song.
Submitted by: rock music
 

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