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Fun Music Information -> Akon

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Music Performer Pseudonyms:

Also known as: Tariq Akonoan. Submitted by: Old MacDonald

Also known as: Allaune Thiam. Submitted by: AJ

New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Gepetto""Ghetto"Richard

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"The Brooklyn Bridge," Frank Sinatra"New York City," Akon
"Brooklyn Roads," Neil Diamond"New York City," Akon
"Thin Line Between Love And Hate," Pretenders"Cross That Line," Akon
"I Want Action," Poison"Never Gonna Get It," Akon
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Bananza (Bell Dancer)" originally "Bananza (Belly Dancer)"
Bridget Andrews
"Bananza (Belly Dance)" originally "Bananza (Belly Dancer)"
Bridget Andrews
"Smack Hat" originally "Smack That"
Monica Harpootlian
"Banana (Belly Dancer)" originally "Bananza (Belly Dancer)"
Mandy Seaver

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Sunny Davy" originally "Sunny Day"
Candy Welty
"Fright Now" originally "Right Now"
But won't have to be scary forever?
Doug Pitts
"Bright Now" originally "Right Now"
But maybe not so bright some other time?
Doug Pitts
"Right Snow" originally "Right Now"
And who would want wrong snow?
Doug Pitts

Change a Letter:

"Bananza (Jelly Dancer)" originally "Bananza (Belly Dancer)"
Bridget Andrews
"Bananza (Belly Danced)" originally "Bananza (Belly Dancer)"
Belly danced all by itself?
Bridget Andrews
"Bananza (Belly Danger)" originally "Bananza (Belly Dancer)"
Bridget Andrews
"Bananza (Bells Dancer)" originally "Bananza (Belly Dancer)"
Bridget Andrews
"Bonanza (Belly Dancer)" originally "Bananza (Belly Dancer)"
Bridget Andrews

There are additional Akon song titles with a letter changed available.

Recordings:

Jan 8
a parody of "Smack That (Remix)" by Akon
A sequel to my biggest hit, "Snack That". It's a parody of the "Smack That" remix featuring Ca$his and Bobby Creekwater.
SoundClick: (MP3, Flash)

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Lonely""Mowgli"the_conqueror_of_parodies
"Sorry, Blame It on Me""Sorry, Blame It on Me"the_conqueror_of_parodies
"We Don't Care""Clean Your Hair"the_conqueror_of_parodies
"I Wanna Love You""I Wanna Slug You"the_conqueror_of_parodies
"Don't Matter""Blackadder"the_conqueror_of_parodies
"Smack That""Pack That"the_conqueror_of_parodies
"Don't Matter""Weak Bladder"Sean Lee (non-asian)
"Beautiful""Poo is Beautiful"Jonah A.
"Right Now (Na Na Na)""Facebook (Book Book Book)"Mr. Washable
"Smack That""Snack Pack"Chance Gollnick

There are additional Akon song parodies available.

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
LonelyMatch.comChris
Locked UpMartha Stewart ItemsSkateland

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
I Wanna Love YouDating ServiceDongquan
I Wanna Love YouDating ServiceDongquan
Locked UpPrisonDongquan
Locke'd UpPrisonRandom Person
Smack ThatChild Abuse HelplineNatasha
There are additional Akon on hold music ideas available.

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Umbrella
   Rihanna
Always Talking About What You Got
   Akon
Always Talking About That Umbrella
Shanice
Right Now (Na Na Na)
   Akon
Layla
   Derek and the Dominos
Right Now Layla (Na Na Na)
Wisnu Aji
I Wanna Love You
   Akon
Pretty Young Thing (P.Y.T.)
   Michael Jackson
I Wanna Love You, Pretty Young Thing
This is already part of the lyrics, I thought? :P
AlphadiosThe2nd
Smack That
   Akon
Jackass
   Green Day
Smack That Jackass
Lizzie

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Akon Kan
Akon combined with Kon Kan
Submitted By: Jacob
Akorn
Akon combined with Korn
As in "acorn"; I'm surprised no one thought of this one yet!
Submitted By: Melissa

Misheard Lyrics:

"Lonely"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who is Johnny Mr Johnny?
Original Lyrics:
I'm so lonely Mr Lonely
"Gangsta Bop"
Misheard Lyrics:
I dunno u, u dunno me
U dunno the history on these streets
Only if you see what mice have seen
They you’ll understand why I’m surrounded by cheese
Original Lyrics:
I don't know you, you don't know me
You don't know the history I got on these streets
Only if you see what my eyes have seen
Then you'll understand why I'm surrounded by G's
"Sorry Blame It on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can put the play money.
Original Lyrics:
You can put the blame on me.
"Right Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to make love like that na na
Original Lyrics:
I want to make up right now na na
There are additional Akon misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"Gangsta Bop"
Misheard Lyrics:
I dunno u, u dunno me
U dunno the history on these streets
Only if you see what mice have seen
They you’ll understand why I’m surrounded by cheese
Original Lyrics:
I don't know you, you don't know me
You don't know the history I got on these streets
Only if you see what my eyes have seen
Then you'll understand why I'm surrounded by G's

Story about this misheard lyric by: J A Pan

I have a reputation of being a cheese aficionado. So for the past 7 years, I've been convinced that is what Akon was singing, and listed this song as one of my favourite songs. Sadly, my husband crushed my dreams by googling the lyrics the other day.

There are additional Akon misheard stories available.

Funniest Song Lyrics:

"Hack That"
The Funny Lyrics:
i stay awake all night in my bed sweating,
just wondering why all these guys are betting,
im gonna try and hack bill gates computer,
all the guys bet thousands so they'll be shouting.
hack that dont leave a trace,
hack that this aint a race,
hack that just take your time,
hack that k23brime.
(repeat)
at first i was ready to hack then,
i saw a hacker get arrested the cops then,
im gonna be a little more careful,
so whats his password could it be hairball?,
i'm a hacker,
bill is faster,
im gettin half the winnings,
but its gonna strike disaster,
i stay awake all night in my bed sweating,
just wondering why all these guys are betting,
im gonna try and hack bill gates computer,
all the guys bet thousands so they'll be shouting.
hack that dont leave a trace,
hack that this aint a race,
hack that just take your time,
hack that k23brime.
(repeat)
eminem bit unincluded
i stay awake all night in my bed sweating,
just wondering why all these guys are betting,
im gonna try and hack bill gates computer,
all the guys bet thousands so they'll be shouting.
hack that dont leave a trace,
hack that this aint a race,
hack that just take your time,
hack that k23brime.
(repeat)
evryones quiet,
slip up i'll cause a riot,
its all tense now,
when i type in diet,
the comp just,
shrinks to a pea and,
soon the comp will,
be like a bit of sand yeah,
i wasnt very careful with the keys,
hittin no less than three,
evry milli,
evry milli second yeah yeah.
i stay awake all night in my bed sweating,
just wondering why all these guys are betting,
im gonna try and hack bill gates computer,
all the guys bet thousands so they'll be shouting.
hack that dont leave a trace,
hack that this aint a race,
hack that just take your time,
hack that k23brime.
(repeat)
Why They're Funny:
because they are like an akon nerd version hahahaha
Submitted by: easty
"I Wanna Love You"
The Funny Lyrics:
I see you windin and grindin up on the floor, i know you see me looking at you and you already know, I wanna love you, f*** you already know, girl
Why They're Funny:
Later in the song he says baby you got a fatty the type I'd like to marry...He's seen this girl for what, a total of 2 minutes and he's already thinking of having sex and marrying her? And then in his rap, Snoop Dog says I got a birds eye view you can't see me but I can see you.....Ok well Akon says I know you see me looking at you, so that means Akon can be seen and Snoop Dog isn'T! The D-O-Double G ain't a hot as he thought! And it sounds like he's in a strip club so isn't it' s this woman's job to make you happy? And I'm pretty sure she would not be very happy if u just came up and started telling her you want to do her!
Submitted by: Anna aka Evil
There are additional Akon Funny lyrics available.

Repetitive Song Lyrics:

"Lonely"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
Lonely,I'm Mr Lonely
I have nobody for my own
Why They're Repetitive:
God!!!! I can't get those lyrics out of my head. Akon...you really messed this one up. You ruined your career
Submitted by: Pimpmaster Chris
 

Insincere Song Lyrics:

"Lonely"
The Insincere Lyrics:
Lonely
I'm Mr. Lonely
I have nobody for my own!
Why They're Insincere:
Considering Akon is a grown man, why would he be singing is such a squeaky babyish voice?
Submitted by: Alice were Viking LadyGaladriel
 

Misrhymed Song Lyrics:

"Lonely"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
You a good girl and I had no right
I really wanna make things right!
Why They're Misrhymed:
You cannot rhyme the word 'right' with itself, Akon!
Submitted by: Outkast made more Cent
"Lonely"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
Lonely
I'm Mr Lonely
Why They're Misrhymed:
Lonely don't rhyme with itself!
Submitted by: Tarquin
There are additional Akon misrhymed lyrics available.

Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:

"Sorry, Blame It On Me"
The Lyrics:
I'm sorry that it took so long to speak
But I was on tour with Gwen Stefani
Who They Mention:
Gwen Stefani - Akon provided guest vocals on The Sweet Escape.
Submitted by: Stompgal
 

Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:

"Smack That"
The Lyrics:
I feel you creepin', I can see you from my shadow
Wanna jump up in my Lamborghini Gallerdo
Product Brand Name:
Lamborghini Gallerdo
Submitted by: Alex
 

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

"Ghetto"
Opening Lines:
Ghetto Ghetto Ghetto Ghetto livin'
Comments:
Submitted by: Wolfgang59
"Don't Matter"
Opening Lines:
Nobody wanna see us together but it don't matter no cause I got you
Comments:
Submitted by: Wolfgang59

Song Title Space Change:

"Lo Nely" originally "Lonely"
Submitted by: Peter
"Lock Ed Up" originally "Locked Up"
Submitted by: Peter

Band Name Anagrams:

Kona Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
District in Hawaii
Koan Submitted by: Helen Football
A Koan is a type of riddle in Zen Buddhism.

Songs That Are Banned:

"Sexy Bitch"
Poorly censored on the radio. They tried to make it sexy chick but I sounded like sexy chic
Submitted by: Joe
"I Wanna Love You"
Song title was originally "I Wanna F*** You." Edited for airplay.
Submitted by: dxman

Song Title Acrostics:

BY: "Borrow You"
Submitted by: Candy Welty

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Night Row" originally "Right Now"
Submitted by: Ava Rice

Upbeat Songs With Depressing Lyrics:

"Lonely"
The Lyrics:
Lonely, I'm Mr. Lonely
I have nobody for my own
Why:
I know this song isn't upbeat, but it's meant to be a sad break-up song, yet the squeaky voice used makes it sound like a happy kiddies song.
Submitted by: rock music
 

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