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Band Name Origins:

  • The Third Eye is a symbol in many Eastern and New Age spirituality that translates to enlightenment, clairvoyance, wisdom, and more...a window to the soul, if you will. Submitted by: Tina
  • I've heard of the penis being referred to as "The Blind Eye That Weeps". So I always thought the name of the group had something to do with that. Submitted by: Orlando LaRosa

Stupid Band Names:

  • What's the use of having a third eye if it's blind? Submitted by: Annie

Song Titles Not Used as Lyrics:

Song Name
Comments & Submitter Name
"Jumper""I wish you would step back from that ledge, my friend." The title is not in the lyrics. It's a song about changing someone's mind from committing suicide from jumping off a building. - crazydon

New Band Names:

New Name
Why It's Better
Submitter Name
Three Day BlindsAn American window-treatment corporationQuyjibo
Third Ear DeafMakes just as much sense as the original band nameThe Dude

New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Sleeping 20 Years""Losing A Whole Year"rocky

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"Closer," Nine Inch Nails"Farther," Third Eye Blind
"Let Me Go," 3 Doors Down"Never Let You Go," Third Eye Blind
"Let Me Go, Lover!," Joan Weber"Never Let You Go," Third Eye Blind
"Where Does My Heart Beat Now?," Celine Dion"Deep Inside Of You," Third Eye Blind
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Losing A Whole Ear" originally "Losing A Whole Year"
Vincent Van Gogh did?
Peter
"Losing A Hole Year" originally "Losing A Whole Year"
Pronunciation remains the same
Karen Smith
"How's It Gong To Be" originally "How's It Going To Be"
Yes, How WILL it become a gong in the future?
Fiona Apple Cider
"Semi-Charmed Lie" originally "Semi-Charmed Life"
Peter
"Semi-Harmed Life" originally "Semi-Charmed Life"
The semi-truck accident affected part of my life.
Peter

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Lousing A Whole Year" originally "Losing A Whole Year"
Karen Smith
"Closing A Whole Year" originally "Losing A Whole Year"
Karen Smith

Change a Letter:

"Keep Inside Of You" originally "Deep Inside Of You"
Joe Siebert
"Semi-Charmed Wife" originally "Semi-Charmed Life"
Serafina
"Burping Man" originally "Burning Man"
Alison Runyon
"Burying Man" originally "Burning Man"
Alison Runyon
"Semi-Charged Life" originally "Semi-Charmed Life"
Serafina

Recordings:

Oct 19
a parody of "Semi-Charmed Life" by Third Eye Blind
Frankenstein's monster has a bit of a self-image crisis.
Soundclick.com: (Mp3)

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Graduate""Graduates"Fack Sabbath
"Jumper""Thumper"Fack Sabbath
"Semi-Charmed Life""Frankenstein Life"Blaydeman
"Semi-Charmed (Kinda) Life""Semi-Warmed Leftovers"the_conqueror_of_parodies
"How's It Gonna Be?""Cows Are Haunting Me!"Lee Lone
"Jumper""Please Jump"David Heath
"Semi-Charmed (Kinda) Life""Cinephobes Need To Whine"Matthias
"Semi-Charmed (Kinda) Life""Text Messaging Ain't Right"Below Average Dave
"How's it Gonna Be?""Can I Buy and "E"?"Kagendo
"Semi-Charmed Life""Temporary Mortal Life"JD1611

There are additional song parodies available.

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
JumperSuicide HotlineJC Foster
Never Let You GoElmer's GlueAdam
God Of WineWineoh man
LondonLondon Tourisim Boardoh man
Burning ManFire Department PSAoh man
There are additional commercials that haven't been done yet available.

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
Losing A Whole YearAlzheimer's ClinicJC Foster
JumperSuicide Prevention HotlineEd
NarcolepsySleep Disorder Clinicanon

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
How Do I Live?
   LeAnn Rimes
Semi-Charmed Life
   Third Eye Blind
How Do I Live A Semi Charmed Life?
What are you asking me for?
Edward
Jumper
   Third Eye Blind
Jump (For My Love)
   Pointer Sisters
Jumper (For My Love)
Keira Dayley
Semi-Charmed Life
   Third Eye Blind
The Meaning of Life
   Hawk Nelson
The Meaning of Semi-Charmed Life
JeReMy
Blinded When I See You
   Third Eye Blind
When I See You Smile
   Bad English
Blinded When I See You Smile
mike marbes

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

System Of A Third Down
System Of A Down combined with Third Eye Blind
Submitted By: Steven Hoffman
Naked Eye Blind
Naked Eyes combined with Third Eye Blind
Submitted By: Logan
Third Eye Blind Guardian
Third Eye Blind combined with Blind Guardian
Submitted By: Calop
Pink Eye Blind
Third Eye Blind combined with Pink
Submitted By: Chris Caldwell

There are additional Third Eye Blind Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"Semi-Charmed Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want someone else
Original Lyrics:
I want something else
"Semi-Charmed Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I speak to you like the colors to the birds
Original Lyrics:
And I speak to you like the chorus to the verse
"Narcolepsy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can feel this snarkle of sea slide.
Original Lyrics:
I can feel this narcolepsy slide.
"Jumper"
Misheard Lyrics:
I see a nova over secret plane
Original Lyrics:
Icing over a secret pain
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"Semi-Charmed Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I speak to you like the colors to the birds
Original Lyrics:
And I speak to you like the chorus to the verse

Story about this misheard lyric by: Hu's On First

This is what I thought they were singing for years, until I looked up the actual lyrics (I also didn't realize they were singing about crystal meth at first). Interestingly enough, birds have tetrachromatic vision, so they can see more colors than we can.

There are additional misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"Darkness"
Better Lyrics:
And there's a phone near my bed that connects to a shrink
Original Lyrics:
And there's a bone in my head that connects to a drink
Submitted by: Steve

Repetitive Song Lyrics:

"Semi-Charmed Life"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
Doo-doo-doo,
doo-doodoo-doo,
doo-doo-doo
Why They're Repetitive:
Okay, I love this song, but how many times can you say 'doo-doo-doo' in one song? Sounds like somebody's got the runs.
Submitted by: Rachel
 

Nonsensical Song Lyrics:

"Semi-Charmed Life"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Those little red panties
They pass the test
Why They're Nonsensical:
What test? Durability? Sexiness? Please be more specific!
Submitted by: CapitalE
"God Of Wine"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
I walk home alone with you.
Why They're Nonsensical:
You're not alone if you're with someone!
Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2
There are additional nonsensical lyrics available.

Misrhymed Song Lyrics:

"Losing a Whole Year"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
I remember you and me used to spend
The whole goddamned day in bed.
Why They're Misrhymed:
Apparently, this guy is still asleep because he can's even rhyme a simple word like 'spend'.
Submitted by: newrock
 

Insulting Song Lyrics:

"Semi-Charmed Life"
The Insulting Lyrics:
When I'm with you, I feel like I could die
And that would be all right, all right
Why They're Insulting:
Is Stephen Jenkins insinuating that he wants this person to kill him???
Submitted by: Alex
 

Dirty Song Lyrics:

"Slow Motion"
The Dirty Lyrics:
Girl, if you would let me I'll take your pants off
I got a little bit of blow we could both get off.
Why They're Dirty:
When I heard the song with the lyrics after the record came out! Third Eye Blind's record company wouldn't release this song with lyrics.
Submitted by: Emily
"Semi Charmed Life"
The Dirty Lyrics:
'She goes on and she goes down on me'

'How do I get back there to the place where I fell asleep in side you.'

'Those little red panties, they past the test.
I slip them down your belly face down on the mattress.'

Why They're Dirty:
Okay, pretty self explainatory. The first quote referring to oral sex. The second quote reminds of a man and woman falling asleep right after sex, before he pulls out. And the last quote refers to taking her panties down while she is laying face down. Pretty durrty if you ask me! ;-)
Submitted by: Nichole

Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:

"Slow Motion"
The Lyrics:
"two lines of coke I cut with Drano"
Product Brand Name:
Drano
Submitted by: Lisanne
"Losing a Whole Year"
The Lyrics:
When you start talking I hear the prozac.
Product Brand Name:
Prozac
Submitted by: Emily

Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs:

"Semi-Charmed Life"
The Song Lyrics:
I want something else to get me through this
Semi-charmed kinda life, baby, baby
Song They Mention:
"Baby, Baby" by Amy Grant
Submitted by: Quyjibo
 

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

"Graduate"
Opening Lines:
Can I graduate?
Comments:
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
 

Song Title Space Change:

"Burn In G-Man" originally "Burning Man"
Submitted by: Cheryl Jordan
"Jump ER" originally "Jumper"
Submitted by: Peter
"Semi-Charm Ed Life" originally "Semi-Charmed Life"
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"How Sit Going To Be" originally "How's It Going To Be"
Hopefully on my behind.
Submitted by: George Straitjacket

Band Name Anagrams:

The Bindery Lid Submitted by: Joe
Bed Hid Rye Lint Submitted by: Jasper
Dirt Behind Lye Submitted by: Gladys
Bind Dirty Heel Submitted by: Suzanne
Hide Derby Lint Submitted by: Jonathan

There are additional Band Name Anagrams available.

Song Title Anagrams:

"Semi-Charmed File" originally "Semi-Charmed Life"
Submitted by: Megan

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"10 Lays Date" originally "10 Days Late"
A busy, high energy date, I say!
Submitted by: michelle (hell in mice)
"Never Get You Low" originally "Never Let You Go"
Submitted by: Leanne Cantrell(not to fret; relling is overrated)

Upbeat Songs With Depressing Lyrics:

"Semi-Charmed Life"
The Lyrics:
I want something else
To get me through this semi-charmed kind of life
I want something else
I'm not listening when you say goodbye
Why:
This was one of my favorite songs when I was growing up. It came out when I was eight years old, but I only recently discovered all these lyrics about sex and doing drugs.
Submitted by: Ned Riley
 

Band Name Spoonerisms:

Bird Thigh Lined originally "Third Eye Blind"
Submitted by: Leanne Cantrell(not to fret; relling is overrated)

Movies Named After Song Titles:

"Jumper"
Coming in early 2008.
Submitted by: Brian Kelly

Missing Parts:

"Ursa Major"
What about Ursa Minor?
Submitted by: Rychendroll
"Third Eye Blind"
The first and second eyes?
Submitted by: Rychendroll
"10 Days Late"
and the other 9 days?
Submitted by: Rychendroll

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