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Song Parodies for Van Halen

Original SongParody SongParody Author
"Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love" "Ain't Walkin' Round Grubs" "Porfle Popnecker"
"Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love" "Came Out With One Glove" "Tokusou Sentai Blessranger"
"Ain't Talkin' 'bout Love" "I'm Stalkin' Out Claus" "Alvin Rhodes"
"Ain't Talkin' 'bout Love" "I'm Talkin' 'bout Gloves" "Dylan Baranski"
"Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love" "Why Can't You Shut Up?!" "Tokusou Sentai Blessranger"
"And The Cradle Will Rock..." "And They Call On Kojak..." "Dylan Baranski"
"And The Cradle Will Rock..." "Dirty Movies Will Rock..." "Michael Hack"
"And The Cradle Will Rock" "Doris Roberts Is Dumb" "Tokusou Sentai Blessranger"
"And The Cradle Will Rock" "See The Pandas Won't F*ck" "Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd"
"Atomic Punk" "Corona Punk" "Cactus Impersonator"
"Beautiful Girls" "Beautiful Girl" "South Park Al"
"Best of Both Worlds" "Worst of Both Worlds" "Tokusou Sentai Blessranger"
"Can't Stop Loving You" "Can't Stop Hating You" "Michael Pacholek"
"Change" "I have too much change" "Larry Hensley"
"Dance The Night Away" "Drink The Night Away" "Mikey F"
"Dance The Night Away" "Pants, I've Learned The Way" "Alvin Rhodes"
"Dreams" "Pontiac" "Tokusou Sentai Blessranger"
"Eruption" "Exhaustion" "Red Ant"
"Eruption" "Induction" "Chris Bodily TM"
"Finish What Ya Started" "Tell Me Who Farted" "DOM"
"Hot for Teacher" "Flood the Toilet" "Cactus Impersonator"
"Hot For Teacher" "Glad To Meet Ya!" "Syncronos"
"Hot For Teacher" "Hate The Teacher" "Abbott Skelding"
"Hot For Teacher" "Hot Fajita" "White Mystery"
"Hot for Teacher" "Hot for Preacher" "Chris Bodily TM"
"Hot For Teacher" "Hot For Preacher" "Goggleboy"
"Hot For Teacher" "Hot For Preacher" "Mikey F"
"Hot for Teacher" "Hot for Preacher" "SpongeBlog"
"Hot for Teacher" "Hot for Substitute Teacher" "carly_carlz"
"Hot For Teacher" "Hot in T-Shirt" "zvoidx"
"Hot for Teacher" "Our chef is Neelix" "Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd"
"Hot For Teacher" "Wright The Preacher" "Poli-tick-ly Incorrect"
"Humans Being" "Clap-On Light Song" "S.T.G."
"Hump" "Whump!" "Malcolm Higgins"
"I Can't Stop Loving You" "Please Stop These Nazi Tunes" "Jared"
"Ice Cream Man" "Cocaine Man" "Cactus Impersonator"
"I'll Wait" "Jail Bait" "Tony Wiseguy"
"It's About Time" "It's About Crimes" "El DeRoblo"
"Jamie's Cryin'" "Bacon's Fryin'" "Alvin Rhodes"
"Jamie's Cryin'" "Changing Channels" "Darius Whitehead"
"Jamie's Cryin'" "Cheney's Lyin'" "McKludge"
"Jamie's Crying" "Jamie's Pissing" "Cactus Impersonator"
"Jamie's Crying" "Panthers Losing" "Arcade Junkie"
"Jamie's Cryin'" "Jamie Dimon" "Jeff in Richmond VA"
"Jamie's Cryin'" "Kenny's Dyin'" "South Park Al"
"Jamie's Cryin" "Kobe's Cryin" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Jamie's Cryin'" "Merry Christmas" "Rex Ungericht"
"Jump" "Drunk" "MattD"
"Jump" "Dump" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Jump!" "Dump Trump!" "Eel Deal"
"Jump" "Fore" "Phil Nelson"
"Jump" "Fump! The Fireworks Song" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Jump" "Grump" "Phil Alexander"
"Jump" "Hump" "The Comedian"
"Jump" "Jump" "metalheadjake"
"Jump" "Jump-The D.L.R. EMT Remix" "Dan Lister"
"Jump" "Jump! (The Skydiving Song)" "Susanna Viljanen"
"Jump" "Junk" "Invisible Boy"
"Jump" "Junk" "lebeiW15"
"Jump" "Junk" "Smurf"
"Jump" "Lump" "Aaron Dodson"
"Jump" "Lunch" "Drewster The Rooster"
"Jump" "Mumps" "The Comedian"
"Jump!" "Phasers on Stun!" "Syncronos"
"Jump" "Pump" "Floyd's Garage"
"Jump" "Punk'd" "Chris Bodily TM"
"Jump" "Skunks" "Tokusou Sentai Blessranger"
"Jump" "Slump" "Bethie Baby"
"Jump" "Strike" "Mikey F"
"Jump" "Stump" "Rick Duncan"
"Jump" "Sue" "El DeRoblo"
"Jump" "Thump" "the_conqueror_of_parodies"
"Jump" "Tough" "Scathe"
"Jump!" "Trump!" "Jeff in Richmond VA"
"Jump" "Trump!" "Rick Duncan"
"Jump" "Trump" "Robert D. Arndt Jr."
"Jump" "Vote" "Dylan Baranski"
"Little Dreamer" "Little Spermer" "Cactus Impersonator"
"Love Walks In" "Gloves Walk In" "Dylan Baranski"
"Love Walks In" "Trump Keeps Tweetin'" "Robert D. Arndt Jr."
"Mean Street" "Pop Charts" "Dylan Baranski"
"On Fire" "I'm Extinguished" "Cactus Impersonator"
"Panama" "Adam Bomb" "Tokusou Sentai Blessranger"
"Panama" "Alvin Rhodes" "Tokusou Sentai Blessranger"
"Panama" "Edmonton" "92 CITI-FM & The Classic Rockers"
"Panama" "Enema" "El DeRoblo"
"Panama" "Eudora" "Tokusou Sentai Blessranger"
"Panama" "Grandma" "Agrimorfee"
"Panama" "Hand In Glove" "Tokusou Sentai Blessranger"
"Panama" "Hannibal" "Chris Bodily TM"
"Panama" "Hannibal, The Cannibal" "Syncronos"
"Panama" "Jenova" "Bionic Coyote Coupon"
"Panama" "Kavanaugh" "L. D. Obblo"
"Panama" "Know-It-All" "Porkbeard"
"Panama" "Let's Go To Panama!" "Tokusou Sentai Blessranger"
"Panama" "Menorah" "Tokusou Sentai Blessranger"
"Panama" "Middle East" "metalheadjake"
"Panama" "Mixed-Up Panama Parody" "Tokusou Sentai Blessranger"
"Panama" "Nobama!" "Callmelennie"
"Panama" "Padded Bra" "Robert D. Arndt Jr."
"Panama" "Panama" "Susanna Viljanen"
"Panama" "Panda Mike" "Tokusou Sentai Blessranger"
"Panama" "Paramount" "Tokusou Sentai Blessranger"
"Panama" "Patamon" "Tokusou Sentai Blessranger"
"Panama" "Plethora" "the_conqueror_of_parodies"
"Panama" "Powerpuff" "Tokusou Sentai Blessranger"
"Panama" "Prairie Dawn" "Tokusou Sentai Blessranger"
"Panama" "Rihanna" "Tokusou Sentai Blessranger"
"Panama" "Run Amok" "Rick Duncan"
"Panama" "Saruman" "McKludge"
"Panama" "Shave And A Haircut" "Tokusou Sentai Blessranger"
"Panama" "Soccer Ma" "Tokusou Sentai Blessranger"
"Right Now" "Bowled Down" "David Groves"
"Right Now" "Fat Cow" "Mike Armstrong"
"Right Now" "Induct Van Halen Right Now" "Chris Bodily TM"
"Right Now" "Kick Out Amy Grant Right Now (from the GMA HOF)" "Edward Genereux"
"Right Now" "Night Owl" "Wild Child JIN"
"Running with the Devil" "Drug Out by the Angels" "Lionel Mertens"
"Running With The Devil" "Farting Up The Bathroom" "Mikey Boy"
"Running With The Devil" "Kill That Stupid Gecko" "Mikey F"
"Running With The Devil" "Living in the Ghetto" "Mikey F"
"Running With the Devil" "Romney is the Devil!" "Jeff in Richmond VA"
"Running With the Devil" "Run-in With a Pebble" "Rick Duncan"
"Running With the Devil" "Running From COVID-19" "Cactus Impersonator"
"Running with the Devil" "William Shatner Sings 'Running with the Devil'" "Chris Bodily TM"
"Running with the Dev!l" "Rooting for the Dev!ls" "Shawn Morin"
"Runnin' With the Devil" "A Different View Pt. 14: Answer Me the Questions" "Dylan Baranski"
"Runnin' With The Devil" "Do The Wubbzy Wiggle!" "Darius Whitehead"
"Runnin With The Devil" "Killing All The Care Bears" "HeadbangerDoh"
"Runnin' With The Devil" "New Jersey Devils" "Arcade Junkie"
"Runnin' with the Devil" "Nonsense Supplementals" "the_conqueror_of_parodies"
"Runnin' with the Devil" "Obama is Evil!" "Robert D. Arndt Jr."
"Runnin' With The Devil" "Run In With The Devil" "Alvin Rhodes"
"Runnin' With The Devil" "Runnin' Out Of Money" "Album Cornix"
"Runnin' With The Devil" "Runnin' Up The Phone Bill" "Mikey Squirrel"
"Runnin' with the Devil" "Singin' in the Shower" "Tony Wiseguy"
"Runnin' With The Devil" "Swallowin' a Bible" "Andria"
"Runnin' with the Devil" "Worshipping the Devil" "Floyd's Garage"
"Tattoo" "Tattoo Of Fantasy Island" "Steve Kalafut"
"The Cradle Will Rock" "The Dreidel Will Rick" "Alvin Rhodes"
"Unchained" "Gun Games" "Tokusou Sentai Blessranger"
"Unchained" "Migraine" "Tokusou Sentai Blessranger"
"When It's Love" "Pizza Hut" "Tokusou Sentai Blessranger"
"When It's Love" "When They're Gloves" "Dylan Baranski"
"Where Have All The Good Times Gone" "Spin Upon My Ice Cream Cone" "Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd"
"Where Have All The Good Times Gone?" "Where Has My Vacation Gone?" "Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd"
"Why Can't This Be Love" "Why Can't These Be Gloves" "Dylan Baranski"
"Why Can't This Be Love" "Why Can't This Be Coke?" "Susanna Viljanen"
"Why Can't This Be Love?" "Why'd I Lose My Lunch?" "the_conqueror_of_parodies"
"You Really Got Me" "Don't Think You'd Want Me" "the_conqueror_of_parodies"
"You Really Got Me" "I'm Not Really Hungry" "Zak Randall"
"You Really Got Me" "I Really Need Sleep" "Below Average Dave"
"You Really Got Me" "I Think I'm Sexy" "Matthias"


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