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Song Parodies -> "Clap-On Light Song"
Original Song Title:
"Humans Being"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Van Halen
Parody Song Title:
"Clap-On Light Song"
Parody Written by:
S.T.G.
The Lyrics
There is just enough light in here.
To make me see nothing, my dear.
Is that why company's see?
To help us see artificially.
I broke this, you'll break my lamp,
I'm in the dark, with all this crap.
Spread your products, like rabbits breeding.
Help us see artificially.
Clap-on, clap-off.
Clap-on, clap-off.
Some bright light, the product addicts.
The blindness in my eyes reflects.
Bumped my knee and I am screaming.
Got some light, artificially.
Clap-on, clap-off.
Clap-on, clap-off.
Arti.......
Artificially.
We're using it arti..., artificially.
That's what helps us,
Artificially!
To make me see nothing, my dear.
Is that why company's see?
To help us see artificially.
I broke this, you'll break my lamp,
I'm in the dark, with all this crap.
Spread your products, like rabbits breeding.
Help us see artificially.
Clap-on, clap-off.
Clap-on, clap-off.
Some bright light, the product addicts.
The blindness in my eyes reflects.
Bumped my knee and I am screaming.
Got some light, artificially.
Clap-on, clap-off.
Clap-on, clap-off.
Arti.......
Artificially.
We're using it arti..., artificially.
That's what helps us,
Artificially!
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