she's quite a cook in his eyes
glad that he met her
he wants some food tonight
and the sooner the better
he wants a meal so bad

oh whoa whoa...bacon's fryin'
oh whoa whoa...bacon's fryin'

so bacon's cookin' up tonight
a big greasy platter
its sure to bring him delight
though it will make him fatter

but what the hell, he'll be gladder,,,uh, yeah yeah
uh, though he knows that nothing else is badder
he says "gimme"...("gimme that lovely swine")
if she don't, he just get madder

oh whoa whoa...bacon's fryin'
oh whoa whoa...bacon's fryin'

now, bacon he has had galore...uh huh
yeah, he eats strips by the score...uh huh
we don't want a little...he'd kill for more...uh huh
a packed tight pan...woo !

he thinks that some day he'll wed her
at dinner time, she uses her head, here
it ain't slimmin'...(slimmin' ain't on his mind)
although he might end up dead, here

oh whoa whoa...bacon's fryin'
oh whoa whoa...bacon's fryin'
oh whoa whoa...bacon's fryin'