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Song Parodies -> "Tough"
Original Song Title:
"Jump"
Original Performer:
Van Halen
Parody Song Title:
"Tough"
Parody Written by:
Scathe
The Lyrics
Some people think that the comments box is a place to put their own personal soapboxes over the slightest difference of opinion. There's no way too win the argument so I'll just make a parody with the bottom line.
Owwww!
You pipe up, but nothin' brings me down
You've been upset, There's been worse spoofs around
And I don't care, chump, about your stance
You got to roll with the punchlines and give laughs a chance
Ah, ya can't see me typin' here.
I got my face behind the computer screen.
It ain't the worst that you've read.
Ah, don't get it? Use your head.
Ah, you don't like it. Tough!
That's just too tough.
Gonna cry now. Tough!
Hate me, that's tough.
Oh-ho! Hey you! Got complaints! Buddy, you got mox.
You say my view sucks and you brought a soapbox.
Ah, ya can't see me typin' here.
I got my face behind the computer screen.
It ain't the worst that you've read.
Ah, don't get it? Use your head.
Ah, you don't like it. Tough!
That's just too tough.
Gonna cry now. Tough!
Hate me, that's tough.
Tough!
(raspberrys and "neener-neeners")
Ah, you don't like it. Tough!
That's just too tough.
Your luck is tough. Tough!
Gonna cry now, tough!
Tough! Tough! Tough! Tough!
You pipe up, but nothin' brings me down
You've been upset, There's been worse spoofs around
And I don't care, chump, about your stance
You got to roll with the punchlines and give laughs a chance
Ah, ya can't see me typin' here.
I got my face behind the computer screen.
It ain't the worst that you've read.
Ah, don't get it? Use your head.
Ah, you don't like it. Tough!
That's just too tough.
Gonna cry now. Tough!
Hate me, that's tough.
Oh-ho! Hey you! Got complaints! Buddy, you got mox.
You say my view sucks and you brought a soapbox.
Ah, ya can't see me typin' here.
I got my face behind the computer screen.
It ain't the worst that you've read.
Ah, don't get it? Use your head.
Ah, you don't like it. Tough!
That's just too tough.
Gonna cry now. Tough!
Hate me, that's tough.
Tough!
(raspberrys and "neener-neeners")
Ah, you don't like it. Tough!
That's just too tough.
Your luck is tough. Tough!
Gonna cry now, tough!
Tough! Tough! Tough! Tough!
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Voting Results
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Voting Breakdown
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
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| 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | ||||||||
| 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 5 | 4 | 4 | 4 |
User Comments
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bit nervous.....I, er, quite liked it Scathe...:-)
You tell 'em, Scathe!
Hmm, this might be directed at me, as I get a bit upset when people leave me ones for no reason(not saying it's you), but you get all 5's from me cause what you're saying is true and this song is funny and paces perfectly. IF it was directed at me it's still funny, and If I can't take a joke then fuck me. :)
Good song and comments.
Thanks for the comments all. Red Ant, this parody is about comments that are way too preachy about the content of a parody. For an example just pick a Bush parody at random. It isn't about you because your not guilty of such a thing on any of my parodies.
Thanks Scathe, I tend to get a bit upset and defensive when I see 111 on a song that may completly tasteless or from a band or a song they dont like , but to rate the pacing as a 1 REALLY ticks me off. You are correct, I never leave preachy comments, usually only funny, honest, or irritated ( of the forementioned 1 on pacing even though a song is DEAD ON). Besides, I can play Devil's advocate well, and argue strongly for something I don't even believe in, learned that in debating sessions in school. Again 555 for the parody, and as one guy who I pissed off suggested I voted twice( well actually 6 times 111, I didnt, just saying this was a great parody.
BTW, just noticed the end of the http-vanhalen0. I havent searched, but that tells me not only is this the first parody of this song, but by this band!! You deserve extra credit.
Actually, this is not the only parody of Jump(I personally recommend "Drunk" by MattD). I probably entered the band name in a different way.
You may have entered it in a different way, but I just checked on of my VH cd's and that was the exact way it should have been entered, so you still deserve extra credit for getting the band name right.
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