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Song Parodies -> "Paramount"

Original Song Title:

"Panama"

Original Performer:

Van Halen

Parody Song Title:

"Paramount"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

Jim Carrey,living with a series of
Unfortune events,you know what
Judge Judy,don't forget Dr. Phil
Entertainment Tonight and Montel

They're not from Fox Television Studios
This is still the place,that really rocks!

Paramount! Paramount! Paramount! Paramount!

Team America and Sky Captain
War of the Worlds and Wheather Man
The Longest Yard and there's Spongebob
Girlfriends and Becker,nonstop

They're not from Fox Searchlight Pictures
This is still the place,that doesn't suck!

Paramount! Paramount! Paramount! Paramount!

There's Becker,Mork and Mindy
Things are looking up and down now
Not Doris,but Dickie
This guy's a big disgrace,not Coach Carter

Paramount! Paramount! Paramount! Paramount!
Paramount! Paramount! Paramount! Paramount!
Paramount!
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pickle - December 30, 2004 - Report this comment
They also made Cheers, Happy Days, Frazier and the Star Wars movies - not to mention being the inspiration for 'Engulf & Devour Pictures' in Mel Brooks' 'Silent Movie' when they were credited as 'A Gulf & Western Company' in the 70's.
Tokusou Sentai Blessranger - December 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Wait a minute,I think 20th Century Fox made the Star Wars movies,not Paramount.
Michael Pacholek - December 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Praising Paramount and not mentioning "Star Trek" is like criticizing Richard Nixon and not mentioning Watergate. It can be done, but...
Urvy J. - January 02, 2005 - Report this comment
They also made the 1st 8 Friday The 13th films before selling the rights to the title and the Jason character to New Line.

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