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Song Parodies -> "Glad To Meet Ya!"
Original Song Title:
"Hot For Teacher"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Van Halen
Parody Song Title:
"Glad To Meet Ya!"
Parody Written by:
Syncronos
The Lyrics
This is what happens when you go out on a blind date, and a supermodel walks in to meet you...
spoken:
"Oh wow, man !"
"Wait a second man. Whaddaya think my date's gonna look like this time?"
"My butt, man !" (His date walks in, a spitting image of Rebecca Romjin Stamos)
Ho-ho-ho-homie stop that drooling! Homey don't you see ?
Don't wanna seem like you're fool.
She has got you in a spell, but you're doin' well,
Better pray to God she thinks you're cool.
Chorus:
I think of all the other women that I dissed.
But then my blind dates were never quite like this.
I am glad, I am glad, I am glad,
I'm glad to meet ya!
Man, I am glad, sooooo glad,
I'm glad to meet ya!
spoken:
"Hey, I heard you missed me, I'm back !"
"I want your number!"
"Gimme something to write it on, man!"
I heard about this dating, blind dating is so cool.
I learned about it in school.
Little girl from cherry lane, makes me act so bold!
But does she think that I'm a tool?
chorus
I think of all the other women that I dissed.
But then my blind dates were never quite like this.
I am glad, I am glad, I am glad,
I'm glad to meet ya!
Man, I am glad, sooooo glad,
I'm glad to meet ya!
(guitar solo)
repeat chorus till drum finale
"Oh wow, man !"
"Wait a second man. Whaddaya think my date's gonna look like this time?"
"My butt, man !" (His date walks in, a spitting image of Rebecca Romjin Stamos)
Ho-ho-ho-homie stop that drooling! Homey don't you see ?
Don't wanna seem like you're fool.
She has got you in a spell, but you're doin' well,
Better pray to God she thinks you're cool.
Chorus:
I think of all the other women that I dissed.
But then my blind dates were never quite like this.
I am glad, I am glad, I am glad,
I'm glad to meet ya!
Man, I am glad, sooooo glad,
I'm glad to meet ya!
spoken:
"Hey, I heard you missed me, I'm back !"
"I want your number!"
"Gimme something to write it on, man!"
I heard about this dating, blind dating is so cool.
I learned about it in school.
Little girl from cherry lane, makes me act so bold!
But does she think that I'm a tool?
chorus
I think of all the other women that I dissed.
But then my blind dates were never quite like this.
I am glad, I am glad, I am glad,
I'm glad to meet ya!
Man, I am glad, sooooo glad,
I'm glad to meet ya!
(guitar solo)
repeat chorus till drum finale
It's silly, but hey, what are you expecting? Shakespeare?
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I cant relate at all...I dont think Ive ever had a blind date in which a supermodel walked in lol....but to paraphrase Woody Allen: I went on a double date with my friend last week. His beautiful girlfriend brought along a sister for me. Sister Roberta Theresa I think her name was...........(sorry, Pacholek, I stole your quoting job lol)
Sync: You swim with this one. Billy: I don't think it counts as a steal, since I never would've thought of that one.
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