Song Parodies -> "Padded Bra"

Original Song Title:

"Panama"

Original Performer:

"Padded Bra"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Got the idea from one of JAB's recent songs!!!

Yeah!
Oh baby!
Ooh-la-la!

Look back guys, yeah turn around
Here she comes, full bosoms out proud
Hot body, struttin’ down the avenue
Form-fittin’, breasts liftin’

Don't you know her rack’s not that big
Most guys aren’t that sure
About her enhanced figure!!!

Padded bra, Padded bra
Padded bra, Padded bra

Ain't nothin' like it, just added foam lining
Cop a feel, that‘s not real, yet better than tissue stuffing!
Hot body, struttin’ down the avenue
Gonna find out her real cup size in my bedroom

Don't you know her rack’s not that big
Most guys aren’t that sure
About her enhanced figure!!!
Yo! Pretty babe!!!

Padded bra, Padded bra
Wow!
Padded bra, Padded bra
Ooh-la-la
Woo!

[Wolf whistle]

Yeah, she’s paddin' a little too much tonight
I can barely keep my eyes from that lovely sight
know what I'm sayin'
uhh, I reach down between her legs n' ease ‘em back

She's pantin', I'm dyin'
We’re makin out in the rear seat now
My fingers twitchin', bra catch unhitchin’
Bosoms poppin', hands not stoppin' now

Holy sh-t, she’s just a girl!!!

Padded bra, Padded bra
Padded bra, Padded bra
Ooh-la-la
Padded bra, Padded bra
Ooh-la-la
Padded bra

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Rob Arndt - July 25, 2011 - Report this comment

Actually, this title was thought-up be a friend of mine, Neava Hall. I just was inpired to finally do my version b/c JAB had a similar theme with bosoms recently!!!

WCJ - July 25, 2011 - Report this comment

It all "pads" up! ;-D Great one Rob! 555! :-)

Peter Andersson - July 25, 2011 - Report this comment

I had to check, but no-one has done this "wish I thought of that one" substitute title before! Don't you follow it up with Wonderbra to Oasis' Wonderwall though, that one has been done several times already. ;-)

Rob Arndt - July 25, 2011 - Report this comment

TY WCJ and Peter... do not know WHY someone early on had to 1-bomb me over this silly song??? Anyway, when researching the padded bra I came upon the other type as well- the Water Bra!!! Filled with saline gel packs!!!

John Barry - July 25, 2011 - Report this comment

Great tittle, uh, title.

"The Wonderbra" to Dion's "The Wanderer" - July 25, 2011 - Report this comment

http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/dion45.shtml

Rob Arndt - July 25, 2011 - Report this comment

JAB, does this mean we are now bosom buddies ;-D

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