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Song Parodies -> "Hate The Teacher"

Original Song Title:

"Hot For Teacher"

Original Performer:

Van Halen

Parody Song Title:

"Hate The Teacher"

Parody Written by:

Abbott Skelding

The Lyrics

"Come on, man!"
"Wait a second man.
How mean do you think the teacher's gonna be this year?"
"Don't know, man!"

T-T-Teacher stop that screaming, why you mean to me?
Making me stay late after school
I'm just gonna cry and wail, cause I know I'll fail
Teacher's making me look like a fool.

I hate of all the education that I learned
I hope her homework will stay there, won't return
Hate her bad, hate her bad, hate her bad,
I hate the teacher.
I hate her bad, so bad,
I hate the teacher.

(Teacher Spoken)
"Hey, I heard you missed me, I'm back!"
"Just bring your pencils"
"And bring something to write on, son"

Get 20 pounds of homework, and that is very cold.
I really hate this school.
Tell me you wrinkled old hag, why are you so darn old?
Forget about that golden rule


"Oh man, I think the clock is slow"
"Who says I'm tardy?"
"Class dismissed"

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Pacing: 3.0
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 3.1

Total Votes: 7

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Stephen Harrington - April 14, 2006 - Report this comment
555, I'm surprised someone didn't do this one sooner(if they did, don't blame me, I hadn't checked myself).
massivifan - April 15, 2006 - Report this comment
I love the original sond and I love this version too. Triple 5
Larry Hensley - April 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Very cool parody, 555's
MiniVan Halen - May 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Hey, it's masivifan from WOWAY! Yeah, great original song, great parody too! Pacing was great and it was really funny. 555

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