Song Parodies -> Lump
| Original Song Title: | "Jump" |
| Original Performer: | Van Halen |
| Parody Song Title: | "Lump" |
| Parody Written by: | Aaron Dodson |
Owwww!
I woke up, but was feelin' kinda down
My skin felt rough, and had a spot of dark brown
And I knew this could be a big deal
So I drove to the doc to learn why it wouldn't heal
Ah, can't ya see me layin' here
I got my body in the CAT scan machine
And a whole medical team
Wants to do a biopsy
All 'cause I found a lump. Lump!
I found a lump
I found a lump! Lump!
I found a lump!
They want to know if I work with carcinogens
'Cause I got melanoma and they say it's malignant
So can't ya see me layin' here
They got me hooked up to a big EKG
They're gonna do surgery
More nitrous oxide for me
All 'cause I found a lump. Lump!
I found a lump
I found a lump! Lump!
I found a lump!
Lump!
I found a lump. Lump!
I found a lump
I found a lump! Lump!
I found a lump!
Lump! Lump! Lump! Lump!
I woke up, but was feelin' kinda down
My skin felt rough, and had a spot of dark brown
And I knew this could be a big deal
So I drove to the doc to learn why it wouldn't heal
Ah, can't ya see me layin' here
I got my body in the CAT scan machine
And a whole medical team
Wants to do a biopsy
All 'cause I found a lump. Lump!
I found a lump
I found a lump! Lump!
I found a lump!
They want to know if I work with carcinogens
'Cause I got melanoma and they say it's malignant
So can't ya see me layin' here
They got me hooked up to a big EKG
They're gonna do surgery
More nitrous oxide for me
All 'cause I found a lump. Lump!
I found a lump
I found a lump! Lump!
I found a lump!
Lump!
I found a lump. Lump!
I found a lump
I found a lump! Lump!
I found a lump!
Lump! Lump! Lump! Lump!
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lol... you have a way with medical words... 5-5-5
Tasteless, but I like it. I would have subbed "they say it's malignant" with "I got a malignance" to rhyme (sort of) with "carcinogens".
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