Step back, Charlie Brown
Here she comes, back into our town
Black hair, please do not despair
Linus' blanket, she would steal it
She's gonna stand in Linus' way
Something is going wrong
I'll tell her!
Eudora... Eudora...
Eudora... Eudora

That stupid cat might settle the score
Who's more ditzy than Sally? That girl next door!
She's got a crush... on no one but Linus
Guard your blanket, Linus, or she'll take it
The fate of our neighborhood
Depends on it so far
We hate her!
Eudora... Eudora... [Linus screams]
Eudora... Eudora (let's avoid her)

Guess who stole Linus' blanket?
The girl with long black hair... wearing a knitted hat.
You and Snoopy... and Woodstock... try to get it back...

It's over, she's finished...
We'll make this girl so punished...
Grab that blanket, do it, Linus
Lucy's still feeling sad, you must not deal with...

Eudora... Eudora...
Eudora... Eudora (we cannot stand her)
Eudora... Eudora (we'd no longer respect)
Eudora!