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Song Parodies -> "Dump Trump!"
Original Song Title:
"Jump!"
Original Performer:
Van Halen
Parody Song Title:
"Dump Trump!"
Parody Written by:
Eel Deal
The Lyrics
He gets up, and nothin' gets his hair down.
He acts tough to turn on the hounds.
And he knows how to play on your fears.
He likes to roll over decency and never be dear.
See him in a live debate.
The sack of $#1+’s a put-down machine,
the worst that there’s ever been.
God, the dude’s so obscene!
Ah
Might as well dump Trump
(Drumpf)
Go ahead, dump Trump
Hashtag #DumpTrump
(Drumpf)
Let’s crush that chump
“Trump blows”
"Hey you, who said that?
Punch that guy in the chin
‘cause you know in the end it won’t matter.
With my doe, we’ll win."
See him in a live debate.
The sack of $#1+’s a dissing machine,
the worst that you've ever seen.
He is so #$%&-ing mean!
Ah
Might as well dump Trump
(Drumpf)
He acts tough to turn on the hounds.
And he knows how to play on your fears.
He likes to roll over decency and never be dear.
See him in a live debate.
The sack of $#1+’s a put-down machine,
the worst that there’s ever been.
God, the dude’s so obscene!
Ah
Might as well dump Trump
(Drumpf)
Go ahead, dump Trump
Hashtag #DumpTrump
(Drumpf)
Let’s crush that chump
“Trump blows”
"Hey you, who said that?
Punch that guy in the chin
‘cause you know in the end it won’t matter.
With my doe, we’ll win."
See him in a live debate.
The sack of $#1+’s a dissing machine,
the worst that you've ever seen.
He is so #$%&-ing mean!
Ah
Might as well dump Trump
(Drumpf)
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Where is Dan Quayle when he is needed most?
^ in the Democratic Party under Bernie Sanders, or for short, BS! Aka Mister Magic Wand! Quick, somebody get this guy a superpac sponsored by the Fairy Dust Corp! Still waiting for the promised free unicorn rides at his rallies. The Magic Show so far has been a disappointment 8-))>
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The election was illegitimate for several reasons.Many countries have a procedure to deal with this incident should it sadly sadly occur. They redo the election after installing safeguards. occasionally the same person wins but in our case I doubt it.3 million votes says otherwise. Redo the vote.Too many questions have arisen as to it's validity. Implement the procedures to do this and save our democracy!
^ Your comments smell like dog sh*t on a hot day! Trump won fair and square, electoral college strong. Get a grip on reality. It's been a year and you're still sniveling. Hillary lost because she thought she had the election won easily, didn't do the campaign work, underestimated her opponent, took minority votes for granted, and didn't count on three blue states going red. It's all her fault. Blaming others is a sign of a poor sport loser. She didn't even concede that night. America will choose a female President some year, but it wasn't 2016. I hope Oprah runs in 2020 so she'll lose to Trump or another Republican! Stop whining.
Poor sport winner Trump called an investigation into the popular vote that he clearly lost. I hope to god Oprah doesn't run--we don't need a personality, we need a person.
Trump won the electoral vote, designed to prevent a few major population blocs or centers from ignoring or paying little heed to the rest of the nation. End of discussion. Trump won, Hillary lost.
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