Frostbite is all that it takes
To change your life, to lose your hands for good.
Frostbite, those gat dang snowflakes
Are falling down just like you thought they would.
Cold is deep within your bones,
Can’t grab your wallet, can’t grab your phone.

And then your life will change,
You’ll think you’re insane,
Although it may be strange,
Gloves come walking in.
Just like some aliens,
And now your hands have bling.
Now just wait for the spring.

Another day, some other way,
You’re gettin’ splinters, that’s not OK.
You’re diggin’ graves up, you’re breakin’ laws.
You need protection for both your paws.
Ooh, and there they are on a TV ad,
And now things ain’t so bad.

And then your life will change,
You’ll think you’re insane,
Although it may be strange,
Gloves come walking in.
Just like some aliens,
And now your hands have bling.
Now just wait for the spring.
Gloves come walking in.

[guitar solo]

Oh, perfect hands are what I crave,
I want to eat several Milky Ways.
To the sugar, I become a slave,
I’ll get a cavity soon one day.
When winter ends just like a war,
Hands return to what they were before.

And then your life will change,
You’ll think you’re insane,
Although it may be strange,
Gloves come walking in.
Just like some aliens,
And now your hands have bling.
Now just wait for the spring.
Gloves come walking in.

Gloves come walking in.
Baby, wait for spring.
Gloves come walking in.
Gloves come walking in, yeah.
Huh!
Yeah, oh!