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P stands for Pacing, F stands for How Funny, and O is for Overall Score.
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| Parody Title | Original Title | Performer | Submitted | P | F | O | H |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Base On The Moon | Man On The Moon | REM | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 247 | |
| Where's Osama? | Who's Your Daddy? | Toby Keith | 3.2 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 277 | |
| Osama's Dead | Poor Judd Is Dead | Curly And Judd of 'Oklahoma!' | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 327 | |
| Eye In The Sky (Bush Can Read Your Mind) | Eye In The Sky | Alan Parsons Project | 3.9 | 3.8 | 4.0 | 482 | |
| Irony's Lost On Lefty Retards | Video Killed The Radio Star | Buggles | 3.0 | 2.7 | 2.7 | 314 | |
| Boobs And Idiots | Do Wah Diddy | Manfred Mann | 3.4 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 163 | |
| Hazard To Yourselves | Don't Let Me Get Me | Pink | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 173 | |
| BDS Blues | PMS Blues | Dolly Parton | 3.4 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 139 | |
| Yellow-Bellied Lefties | Yellow Rose Of Texas | Traditional | 3.1 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 145 | |
| If You Miss Me At The Front Of The Bus | If You Miss Me At The Back Of The Bus | Pete Seeger | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 156 | |
| Leftards Don't Know How To Read | Don't You Forget About Me | Simple Minds | 3.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 143 | |
| Michael | Mother | Pink Floyd | 3.8 | 3.6 | 3.5 | 117 | |
| They'll All Be Gone Pretty Soon | Everyone's Gone To The Moon | Jonathon King | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 149 | |
| Leftards All Are Spineless | We're Not Gonna Take It | Twisted Sister | 3.2 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 156 | |
| Dead Slut | Dead Skunk | Loudon Wainwright III | 3.3 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 162 | |
| Keep Your Heads In The Sand | Keep Your Eyes On The Prize | Pete Seeger | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 162 | |
| Watch, Watch (You Back) | Scratch, Scratch (Me Back) | Harry Belafonte | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 143 | |
| If Bush Really Were Hitler | If The South Woulda Won | Hank Williams Junior | 3.9 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 140 | |
| Kerry's So Very Bitter | Nobody Does It Better | Carly Simon | 3.1 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 125 | |
| Jersey Whores | Georgy Girl | Seekers | 3.3 | 3.4 | 3.5 | 137 | |
| It's Beginning To Look Like Fitzmas Fizzled | It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas | Bing Crosby | 3.4 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 140 | |
| Murtha, Shut Up | Never, My Love | The Association | 3.2 | 3.0 | 3.1 | 187 | |
| Treason On His Mind | Linda On My Mind | Conway Twitty | 3.4 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 162 | |
| Frisch Is Gonna French My Kid | She Won't Let Me Fly Away | John Denver | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 128 | |
| Why They All Hate Shrub | Friday I'm In Love | The Cure | 3.7 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 181 | |
| Moron From New Jersey | Englishman In New York | Sting | 3.4 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 201 | |
| Commie | Zombie | Cranberries | 3.2 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 185 | |
| States Of Blue | Rainbow Stew | Merle Haggard | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 175 | |
| When Leftards Begin To Fall | When The Stars Begin To Fall | Seekers | 3.1 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 151 | |
| Fauxto Pro | Kodachrome | Paul Simon | 4.5 | 4.3 | 4.4 | 124 | |
| The Traitor Volunteers | The New York Volunteer | Traditional Civil War Song | 3.4 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 131 | |
| Maricons | America | Simon & Garfunkel | 3.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 181 | |
| He Stopped Buggering Today | He Stopped Loving Her Today | George Jones | 3.7 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 166 | |
| The Frank | The Way | Fastball | 3.2 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 220 | |
| Hand In Your Pocket | Hand In My Pocket | Alanis Morissette | 3.9 | 3.6 | 3.6 | 159 | |
| Campaign Supernova | Champagne Supernova | Oasis | 3.2 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 279 | |
| San Francisco (Kaboom!) | San Francisco | Scott McKenzie | 3.4 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 165 | |
| You Cut And Run | It's All Been Done | Barenaked Ladies | 3.2 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 271 | |
| (Murtha's) A Crook | The Look | Roxette | 3.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 200 | |
| The Jihadis And Dhimmicrats | The Farmer And The Cowman | Oklahoma! Cast | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 161 | |
| The 'Fool' On The Hill | The Fool On The Hill | The Beatles | 3.8 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 143 | |
| Fight Fiercely, Leftards | Fight Fiercely, Harvard | Tom Lehrer | 3.9 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 143 | |
| Freaks' Christmas | Green Christmas | Barenaked Ladies | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 230 | |
| Time For You To Die | Time For Me To Fly | REO Speedwagon | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 296 | |
| Two-Wacka-Two | Do-Wacka-Do | Roger Miller | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 157 | |
| Braindead | Raindrops | Dee Clark | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 145 | |
| Gitmo | Hell Hole | Spinal Tap | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 131 | |
| Back In The Trash Can | Back In The High Life | Steve Winwood | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 140 | |
| They Don't Know (About Love) | They Don't Know (About Us) | Tracey Ullman | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 593 | |
| Cowardly Sadr (Bolla Bolla Bolla) | Civilization (Bongo Bongo Bongo) | Danny Kaye & The Andrews Sisters | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 162 | |
| Dick On Your Docs | Dick In A Box | Andy Samberg & Justin Timberlake | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 160 | |
| Why Won't All Of You | Does Your Chewing Gum | Lonnie Donnegan | 4.6 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 145 | |
| Leftards Are To Blame | Blues Run The Game | Simon & Garfunkel | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 133 | |
| Olbermann's Stupid Show | Mexican Radio | Wall of Voodoo | 4.5 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 187 | |
| Here's A Dollar (Go Buy A Pine Box) | Here's A Quarter (Call Someone Who Cares) | Travis Tritt | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 169 | |
| If You'd Only Had A Gun | If I Only Had A Brain | Harry Connick, Jr. | 4.4 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 143 | |
| Burning Cars | Burning Love | Elvis Presley | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 146 | |
| The Legend Of Al Gore | The Legend Of John Fox | Pat Godwin | 4.4 | 4.3 | 4.4 | 213 | |
| Why Has She Left, Your Old Attention Whore? | Why Have You Left The One You Left Me For? | Crystal Gayle | 4.3 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 153 | |
| Cry Me A River | Roll On New River | Betty Elders | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 219 | |
| Peace Train (For You Infidels) | Peace Train | Yusuf Islam (Cat Stevens) | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 208 | |
| He's Mahoney | You Don't Own Me | Lesley Gore | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 246 |
