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Song Parodies -> "San Francisco (Kaboom!)"

Original Song Title:

"San Francisco"

Original Performer:

Scott McKenzie

Parody Song Title:

"San Francisco (Kaboom!)"

Parody Written by:

Sarcastic Paranoid

The Lyrics

So the other day, I read that some guy woke up with the first few lines of a parody stuck in his head. Since that's my kind of parody, I decided to write this up for him.
If you're going to San Francisco,
Be sure to pack some radiation gear;
Muslims who despise the queers of Frisco
Would like to nuke it down to the last queer!

All those who go to San Francisco
Really should bring radiation gear;
At ground zero in San Francisco,
There may just be some fallout, so I hear.

Or it might be Boston;
Irony is lost on
With all their detonating,
They'll destroy the left wing:
The city voters... are dhimmi voters!

Why would you go to San Francisco,
Or to any city bring yourself near?
If you go to any city,
Be sure to pack radiation gear.

Just stay out of San Francisco:
Why should you get blown up with the queers?
I don't know why the guy had those specific words stuck in his head; San Francisco is only one of many cities the mad Muslims of the Middle East would like to destroy here in our "Great Satan" and Boston is surely just as queer a city as any of the cities in California. Maybe he had some kind of premonition, or maybe he was just having bad dreams. Either way, the terrorists would never have any qualm about urging people to vote for Dhimmicrats and then killing millions of those voters in a nuclear strike. As I've said often enough, usurpers and conquerors always eliminate traitors when victorious, especially those who've helped them in their rise to power. As such, Islamofascists may actually make a special point of targeting the cities that have the densest concentrations of leftards for a nuking if they can get their hands on any nukes.

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Total Votes: 15

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