So the other day, I read that some guy woke up with the first few lines of a parody stuck in his head. Since that's my kind of parody, I decided to write this up for him.

I don't know why the guy had those specific words stuck in his head; San Francisco is only one of many cities the mad Muslims of the Middle East would like to destroy here in our "Great Satan" and Boston is surely just as queer a city as any of the cities in California. Maybe he had some kind of premonition, or maybe he was just having bad dreams. Either way, the terrorists would never have any qualm about urging people to vote for Dhimmicrats and then killing millions of those voters in a nuclear strike. As I've said often enough, usurpers and conquerors always eliminate traitors when victorious, especially those who've helped them in their rise to power. As such, Islamofascists may actually make a special point of targeting the cities that have the densest concentrations of leftards for a nuking if they can get their hands on any nukes.