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Song Parodies -> "Yellow-Bellied Lefties"

Original Song Title:

"Yellow Rose Of Texas"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Yellow-Bellied Lefties"

Parody Written by:

Sarcastic Paranoid

The Lyrics

Verily, verily... can anything good possibly be said for the left? Nay, I think not.
All you yellow-bellied lefties live in stupid fantasies,
To get revenge on Dubya, you'll serve our enemies.
When the Muslims conquer Europe, they'll reward you for your parts:
They will rape your wives and children, and cut out your bleeding hearts!

You're the slimiest of cowards, and the Muslims all hate you,
And they're going to wipe you all out; after all, what can they do?
Would you ever trust in someone who'd betray his own country?
And you yellow-bellied lefties always do so blatantly.

When our soldiers' blood is flowing, all you lefty parasites
Are talking your sedition, while you're hiding behind "rights"
Such as Hugo's whore Miss Sheehan, and that traitor Albert Gore
Who should end up like the Rosenbergs, disgraced forevermore.

CNN, you spineless cowards, you who censored your own news,
You who won't show Danish cartoons, and ignored Saddam's abuse,
I have tossed away my newspaper, and blown up my TV,
And you yellow-bellied lefties have no audience from me.

If we put our trust in lefties, we'll be nuked until we glow,
And the port cities like Boston just might be first to go.
Well, at least we will be rid of the UN building eyesore,
And the yellow-bellied lefties will shut up forevermore!

You're the worst, most craven cowards that our country ever knew:
You wish death on our soldiers, 'cause they're exposing you
Up in Minnesota, lefties are against free speech 'cause we
Showed the yellow-bellied lefties up for everyone to see!
You know, if you leftards really believe that free speech is only for Bush-haters, that the West is the source of all evil (assuming you even believe in evil at all), that freeing Iraqis from Saddam was a bad idea, that communism works, that Hugo Chavez is a wonderful leader, that the Muslim theocracies in the Middle East are gloriously free and tolerant, and/or that the baby-raping grafters of the UN know how to run a country better than we do, I have to ask for the umpteenth time: WHY DON'T YOU MOVE OUT, ALREADY!? There's no shortage of countries where they're putting your retarded beliefs into practice. If you're too lazy to learn a foreign language, some of those hell-holes even speak passable English.

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