Song Parodies -> "Fauxto Pro"

Original Song Title:

"Kodachrome"

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Original Performer:

"Fauxto Pro"

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The Lyrics

As sung by Hezbollah:

When we look back
On all the crap
We've sold to Reuters,
It's a wonder they still have the gall;
And though their lack
Of picture checking hasn't helped their cause,
Their lack of a conscience helps us all.

Fauxto Pro--
It gives us those nice fake pictures
To sell to dhimmis at Reuters;
Green Helmet Guy's posing for us today--oh yeah!
We got some Fauxto software,
It helps us make a fauxtograph.
Chuck Johnson, don't take our Fauxto Pro away!

If you took all
The Kikes we slew
With our Katyushas
And put'em all together on one page,
We know they'd never catch
Dhimmi anchors' attentions:
They'd rather post fauxtographs we stage.

Fauxto Pro--
It gives us those nice staged pictures
To sell to dhimmis at Reuters;
Salam Daher's posing for us today--oh yeah!
We got some Fauxto software,
To help us stage some fauxtographs.
Please, bloggers, don't take our Fauxto Pro away!

Bloggers, don't take our Fauxto Pro away!
Bloggers, don't take our Fauxto Pro away!
Bloggers, don't take our Fauxto Pro away!

Bloggers, don't take our Fauxto Pro--
Bloggers, don't take our Fauxto Pro--
Bloggers, don't take our Fauxto Pro away!

Bloggers, don't take our Fauxto Pro--
(Chuck Johnson's a racist ho!)
Bloggers, don't take our Fauxto Pro away!

Bloggers, don't take our Fauxto Pro--
mmm-mmm-mmm!
Bloggers, don't take our Fauxto Pro away!

(Screw ya!)

As the pictures Chuck Johnson of Little Green Footballs keeps bringing to our attention demonstrate conclusively, leftards are always the very things that they always try to make others out to be: racists, (anti-semitic) neo-Nazis, (Islamic) fascists, traitors, cowards, liars, paranoid, hate-filled, insane, greedy, warmongering, and utterly sociopathic. Like their favorite pacifascist commie whore Cindy Sheehan, they've never met a mass-murdering terrorist they didn't like, or a war of aggression against free peoples that they didn't like. The only wars these pacifascists oppose are the just wars, namely the liberation of Iraq and the defense of Israel. Woe to Islamofascism's whores like Sheehan who cry "Peace, peace!" when there is no peace!

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